I love having a sock account. ;)

I love having a sock account. ;)

Are you in elementary school?

That right I forgot we exist in Kayfabe around here.

I love being a sock account :(

This thread is helping nothing. It's not wrestling related either.

funniest wrestling forum post in a long time. well done.

I would have thought Taker had his own chokeslam challenge earlier than Aug, 1999.

was that when someone got choke slammed through the ring?

Perthling House show
 

So I'm sure no one gives an eff unless they live in Perth, Australia and went to the show or were in the other states of Aus and got the same show.

Hart Dynasty def. SES (Luke n Joey). No Punk but a lot of Festus and Mercury disses. Nattie gave me a high five!!

There was a Diva match so I went to get more beer. I think Kelly Kelly won coz I heard her music twice.

Alberto Del Rio or whatever his name is (haven't seen him outside vignettes) came to the ring and I predicted a squash.. Then Chavo came out as his opponent and I knew is was gonna be a squash...
I was wrong, it was quite a good match and I can only assume Alberto's finisher is an armbar as he won with it.

Next was Cody and Christian vs. MVP and Matt Hardy
Cody cut a promo before the match talking about being 'dashing' and stipulated that 'I won't hit u in the face if u don't hit me in the face'. Cody gained advantage using blatant slaps to the face and a Shining Wizard type kick followed by a front face suplex. All the while refusing to tag in Christian. Once Christian was eventually tagged in and kept the upper-hand, he went to tag Cody in whom dropped from the apron yet as soon as Christian was back in the fight he grabbed the tag rope and claim 'I'm ready for the tag!' Eventually Christian slapped Cody with a tag and arm dragged him over to ropes to ring. It was great because the crowd was behind Christian the whole time and Cody was the only true heel in the match. Twist of Fate and Ballin! 1.2.3!
MVP and Matt Hardy win with a Christian assist!

IC Champ Dolf Ziggler vs Kofi Kingston
I was marking for Ziggler the whole time. I even gave him a slap on the back when he was thrown out of the ring and I was threatened to be kicked out if I 'touched the performers' again. Crowd was backing Kofi bigtime. Ziggler eventually got the cheap roll up win to retain the title and i loved it!

McIntyre vs Big Show
What joke this match was. McInyre cuts a promo about Australia being a convict country and even proposed Big Show lay down so he could be pinned and the both of them could fly back to the US ASAP. The bell rings Big Show hits the KO punch and pins McIntyre in 3 seconds.

Main Event was Mysterio v Swagger v Kane
Of course Kane got the win but it was quite a good match nonetheless.

The last time Taker did that was to Edge in a Hell in a Cell match, I don't remember any before that specifically.

I want to say that there was something after that one, but I don't remember what. I don't think it broke all the way through the ring either, just made like a ditch in the corner.

Big Show chokeslammed Taker through the ring
Kane chokeslammed Taker through the ring
Big Show chokeslammed JBL through the ring

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Thanks for the visual aids.

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Will the A/V guy then help us identify if Taker was in a chokeslam challenge, before the HHH-Big Show one?

Taker was never in a Chokeslam Challenge as far as I know.

So there's at least two Aussie fans on TPWW. I'm assuming it was the same show or a variant.. right?

Couldn't sell the ticket, eh?

I've never heard of him being in one.

LOL at how lame the jackknife ring break looks. Come on. He just drops him. No force at all.

Na. Without trying to sound like a douche a happily gave my seat to a chick with down syndrome or something like that. She was a big MVP mark. Kept saying 'Balllin' like every minute or so. Then when he hit the ropes (setting it up) I turned to her and said 'this is ur moment' and we both went (along with the crowd) BALLIN'!

She didn't like me much when i cheered for Ziggler tho.. :P

There were a few Smarks there too. Some fat cunt chanting SES. I'd have been doing the same thing but I knew Punk wasn't gonna be there. So I just yelled 'Your better lookin with the mask on' to Mercury!

I think if u were a real smark u'd know about TPWW, right? Lol, to be truthfully honest I told two guys last night to 'shut up smark' and they did..... Thats not smarkish is it?

Xero ur Australian aren't you? Taz Dan too? Or am I wrong? Regardless. Was it essentially the same show over in the east? Did u even go? They taped 2 weeks of Smackdown before the tour, I haven't read the spoilers, is it the same?

I'm American....

KYR and Tazz Dan are Aussies.

Here's the results from the Sydney show, thanks to a Google search and PWTorch.

(1) Unified tag champions Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & D.H. Smith w/Natalya) beat Straight Edge Society (Joey Mercury & Luke Gallows w/Serena). C.M. Punk wasn't there. Hart Dynasty got a huge pop as the first babyfaces out. During the match, Natalya up picked Mercury and slammed him on the outside. Kane came out and attacked everyone after the match and cut a promo.

(2) MVP beat Cody Rhodes.

(3) Alberto Del Rio beat Chavo Guerrero. Chavo played the babyface for the match.

(4) Co-Women's champion Layla beat Kelly Kelly to retain the Women's Title. Pretty good women's match that was much longer than their TV matches.

(5) Big Show beat Drew McIntyre.

(6) Matt Hardy beat Christian with the Twist of Fate. Best match of the night. It was a nice, long 20-minute match with plenty of close nearfalls. Christian was limping a little bit on the way back after the match.

(7) Intercontinental champion (as of next week) Dolph Ziggler beat Kofi Kingston to retain the Intercontinental Title. Kofi attacked Dolph after the match. Editor's note: It's interesting they're having Dolph as IC champion before the title switch (from Wednesday's TV taping) airs on next week's Smackdown.

(8) World Hvt. champion Kane beat Rey Mysterio and Jack Swagger in a three-way match to retain the World Hvt. Title.

Every entrance had some sort of pyro, which is a break from the norm for standard house shows, and all of the matches were relatively long. They put on a very good showing and the crowd strongly enjoyed the action.

Wow. Just came to know that Dos Caras Jr. is that Alberto dude.

Wow!

So were u there google man?

Yeah, I flew to Australia for a house show.

Ah so ur not Australian

and Taz Dan?

I don't care much really but I don't read spoilers, is what happened at the Aus house shows essentially gonna happen this week?

I got one right!

i must say it was the best WWE show i'd been to. Nattie is funny. She does whatever she can to rile up the crowd. Smacks the mat for a bit, then she'll go over and stomp the stairs, and then she high fives me (Yesssssssss)! first match made my night.

Lewis, Perth is not part of Australia. Downunder lives there and he's a Kiwi. Sorry to break this to you.

Also, my high five I got from Cena 4 years ago > Yours from Nattie. Sorry again.

Now, tell me which state I'm from and I shall pos rep you to help with those tears.

Hey Tazz Dan.. fuck up! That is all.

hold on

Cena or Nattie?
 

Would your rather a high 5 from..

...I don't get it.

Even So being in 7 specialty matches first is a big feat.

Also Undertaker also slammed JBL through his limo.

Why and what on John Cena would you smoke to get high from, LOL. Pervert.

I'm not an "elite" poster around here, but I think I can ask for the majority of us: What the fuck has happened to this forum?

This is worse than the question asking who we would rather get high from.

You have two options it's not hard.

...I don't even want a "high five" from my friends...

...In 2010, the only people who should be allowed to "high five" should be athletes on a team.

Who the fuck is Nattie you butt plugg?

Above post the the epitome this thread ya'll. i could easily change it to 'who has more wrestling ability' and HOPEFULLY get the same answer.

:y:This and he was referring to Nattie Neidhart Destro

Somebody is switched on. Ya know, for a wrestling fan!

Oh thats all I wanted to now.

So ur answer is?...

oh no those bastards can't have a monopoly on high fives AND ass slapping. that's just too much.

Fuck up and vote dickhead

What in the blue fuck?

Is there any exclusivity to fist bumps?

You're just a goddamn piece of shit. I hope you're happy. I don't like you at all and its people like you why all the new guys get so much trouble.

My guess is that it's WWE's target audience.

This thread started coz I was at a (once a year in Australia) house tonight and Nattie high fived me. Yet -anonymous- thinks the touch of Cena 4 yrs ago is better.

Is this cunt serial?

And worse than the one asking us to rate a SummerSlam match:shifty:

I've been high fived by bears before.

I guess hanging around fags has something to do with that.

Is that u Tazz Dan? Time for a Cat Scan.
That rhymes by the way....

Why did you quote yourself?

State of the Wrestling Forum: We need answers, King Jeritron
 

I personally believe that the Wrestling Forum needs to be put into a State of Emergency. Since around March, we've been flooded with terrible posters, terrible posts and terrible threads. As the King of the Wrestling Forum, I believe you, Jeritron, owe us an explanation.

Why are the forums being over run by such drivel? What is your plan of action, if one exists?

I have seen very little done in the way of your Kingly duties. I would like an explanation.

Please, discuss the current State of the Wrestling Forum as we await our King's response.

the countdown is on to Weapon X's part time wrestling forum return so no worries

Maybe we need a strict list of rules to follow.

Maybe we could even do a poll where you ask us which rules we want...only to then post a poll that limits us to one choice!?

When did I post a poll that limited anyone to just one choice?

Look I will follow the rules but I need to know about the work rate first.

We should just ban all the posters without an avatar. Even Noid.

...Just close the registration process, and open it only every couple of months...

That would be wrong and I have no Idea on how to get an avatar. I will calm down and maybe if someone would help me. Instead of just hating me because I exist.

I would not be opposed to this.

DESTRO -

i like the cut of yr jibb. just don't take things so seriously and you'll be fine. everyone else that is new here can fuck off because i don't know you.

All these issues will be discussed at the Wrestling Forum Summit in Prague next week.

Look can someone get me sweet Destro avatar. I am more then willing to become KIng Jeritron foot soldier.If you want I will spy on every troll here and help you all weed them out.

well now that's just ridiculous

The forum has had its ups and downs over the last couple years. Needs more Destor.

Nothing keeps the new people in line like yelling at them and calling them marks.

Point proven.

I wanna help make this Upstanding forum. I won't spy but tell what can I do to combat trolls? I hate as much as Juan hates me.