I'd say next year i'd like to see him feud with the likes of Wade Barrett.

+Rep? :y: Or is that sarcasm? :)

Next year would be best. Take it slow and build him up so people actually care and he doesn't just 'Swagger out'.

If he absolutely HAS to win the title, I'd put him in line next year.

But I don't think he would be a good champ.

Just a big boring hoss. I'd rather have Tensai as champ. (Well, and because I'm an A-Train mark).

watch what you say. Jap Albert is god awful. I'd rather have that fruity bastard Santino win before that moron.

Ryback sounds like a TMNT villain.

Also, the answer is never.

Never is not an option.

"The DZ Epitome" Dolph Ziggler :shifty:

Everyone loves Ziggler, and for good reason. The man is fantastic. He was on an amazing rise at the beginning of this year, but it becomes a bit busy over WrestleMania season. They have put him on every PPV, though. I don't think Ziggler & Swagger will win the Tag Team Titles, but I think Ziggler could win back the US Title and just dominate RAW's mid-card until they find something better for him to do.

For whatever reason, even though it makes no real sense to do a draft, I could see the IC Title and US Title swapping shows soon, and Ziggler just wrestling guys on SmackDown! for the US Title could be pretty great for a few months. He's also my pick to win Money in the Bank on whatever show he is on.

Natalya and Tyson Kidd should become a tag team, with Natalya's farting being the extra boost she needs to make the hot tag to Tyson Kidd. They win the WWE Tag Team Titles, but lose them when Natalya farts and Tyson Kidd passes out during the match, allowing Darren Young to pin him.

But Tyson Kidd is made the World Heavyweight Champion the very next week, because Vince thought the farting gimmick was so funny.

Fixed.

Thanks, XCaliber. Kidd winning the World Heavyweight Title did make that post unrealistic.

Eh, Ryback as champion right now is not something I'd be too keen on seeing. Maybe when he gets momentum and shiz behind him. If he catches on like Goldberg, obviously it would be a good business decision.

Although, in my perfect world, Chris Jericho would win the World Heavyweight Championship at Over the Limit. Bray Wyatt would debut/return (whatever you want to call it) with Eli Cottonwood, who would destroy Orton in the ring with a Chokeslam allowing Jericho to hit the Lionsault and win the title.

If Jericho were the World Champion, I would TOTALLY go for a Jericho vs. Ryback feud tomorrow. Could you imagine how great that would be? Jericho could be all "I'm the Best in the World..." cue Ryback coming out and just decimating Jericho for a bit. He goes for Murder by Lariat and Jericho slides out of the ring. The pay-off to the feud would totally be Jericho suffering from a case of Murder by Lariat at SummerSlam, before being tossed into the Meat Grinder (Ryback's Fisherman Buster) for the pin.

So, if it had to happen imminently, Jericho should drop the World Title to Ryback at SummerSlam. But other than that, don't rush it.

never is the best option

I think the phrase "Murder by Lariat" may have been the most glorious thing I have ever come up with in TPDub. Well, that and Rhyno: Popcorn Vendor from the Captioning days.

I really, really miss Rhyno. It's a shame he got injured when he did, because he was getting really over in 2001. I'd still like to see him return to the WWE as an ally of Christian's in a feud against CM Punk.

He'd look pretty massive next to Christian and Punk, and he could build momentum against Ezekiel Jackson in a battle of "last ECW Champions." As far as random "former mid-carder gets re-hired and given a shot" options goes, Rhyno has to be right up there for me.

Can you imagine Dolph Ziggler taking The Gore? That is money right there.

Idea for a sweet storyline
 

Okay, I got an idea for a sweet storyline. A new guy debut and immediately starts to get "hurt" in matches and eventually it is shown that he injures himself on purpose, so he can sue WWE for an unsafe work environment!
Would be a good storyline for Drew.

Just stop already.

NEVER.

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You are the epitome of moron.

You would think that posters here would realize to stop feeding the troll. Guess that's too much to ask for.

I dont see u guys coming up with better storylines

Iop storylines > Noid storylines

I got a better one! How bout to top off the farting Gimmick, Natalya can wait until her opponent is knocked out and laying on their back, she can pull her tights down and take a giant fucking crap right in their mouths. They can call this move Shitfaced!

Yeah, I was mad when they got rid of #Heel, it's really catchy and new, and makes fans feel less gullible to storylines. Showoff... doesn't really seem like a new nickname. Somebody else has used it I believe

I hope you get aids you homosaurus fagbag!

Is it me or are there too many undefeated people on the card already?

If it's a choice between Skip and A-Train, for the love of god, push Skip Sheffield!

"The Imposer".
 

I think "The Imposer" could be a pretty cool wrestling name if WWE brings in a new REALLY big/powerful guy sort of like Eli Cottonwood and give him a monster gimmick where he almost never talks.

He could win matches just by staring down his opponents and making them run away.
"The Imposer" just rolls off the tongue.

Then when that fails, he can turn into a comedy character who just shows up in the middle of other people's angles/matches/promos..... and is just like "Oh, I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to IMPOSE."

Or, he could just start hanging around "cool" wrestlers and trying to act like them. He could change his name to I.M. Poser.

Or he could actually pretend to be other wrestlers and be "The Imposter."

(Yes, I'm aware "impostor" is actually spelled with an "o")

CM punk should become Brodus Clay's sidekick. His name will NOT be CM Funk bc that's too obvious. Instead he will be called T-Flex and will have to gain about 80lbs of muscle.

i love you guys

They should have some guy come out in a wheelchair with a cast on his leg during some babyface's match being pushed by some guy. Even let it be Tyson Kidd or someone like that. The guy in the wheelchair claims that Kidd assaulted them randomly on the street, or something like that. Kidd is all "I've never seen this person before in my life."

Weeks go past, and every now and then that guy in the wheelchair is shown watching Kidd's matches from the back, biting his knuckles as if seeing Kidd walking free is the most awful thing he can imagine. He even starts up websites calling Kidd "the most disgusting human being in history." Eventually, Kidd wants this guy to admit he is faking, because he never attacked him and what he is doing is slander. Kidd tries to prove that the guy in the wheelchair is faking it by dumping him out of the chair, but the guy just falls down and cries in pain. Security and referees come out and restrain Kidd, who is like "Sorry! I swear he is faking it! What's going on here?" The guy in the wheelchair claims that he won't sue Tyson Kidd and the WWE if they hire his brothers, who happen to be professional wrestlers:

Cue the return of Colin Delaney, and his brother, James Delaney. The guy in the wheelchair then serves as their manager, and constantly claims that babyfaces have hurt him, sexually harassed him, hit on his girlfriend, cheated on their wives or anything to try and ruin their connection with the "WWE Universe."

Brodus Clay needs a herbivore in his troupe. Since he can't draw for shit, Daniel Bryan should join as The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla.

That would be pretty cool but he needs a dinosaur themed name.

How about a stable called "Affliction" and each member has a disease or syndrome. One guy could be like Stephen Hawking and he wins matches by falling out of the wheel chair to pin them. Bring back Eugene. One guy will be called Peter Parkinson's. Bring back Zack Gowan. One guy is called Al Heimer and he forgets how to do moves so he has to have a manager to tell him what to do. Book that shit. Plus think of the money from the affliction tee shirts. These shirts will be the most shiny shirts ever made.

They could have a really obese guy who is absolutely useless and has no wrestling skill, but he teams with some really imposing and dangerous guy who is trying to get this obese guy fit. The really imposing and dangerous guy does all the heavy lifting in their tag team match, but then the obese guy tags in, goes to the top rope, and hits a Splash for his team.

You could call the really dangerous guy "The Imposer."

"The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla" George Rassic-Parks IV.

He can change The "Yes!" Lock's name to "The Dino Saw."

Michael Cole can constantly spell out the move, so that casual audiences get the pun, and Gertner can complain that needing to explain it means that it's terrible for ratings.

I've gotten to thinking -- if a guy came in and could dance better than Brodus Clay, and kept serving Clay in dance contests -- would he be a face or a heel?

Regal outpopped DX when he served Brodus in the dance contest. In fact thats probably WWE's best shot at creating the next long term top guy.

Change Lord Tensei to Lord Raptor. Have him dance exclusively to 80s synth pop. Boom. Ratings.

Fucking awesome guys, I'd love that stable.

Thanks. Good to know that despite not posting here all that often I'm still remembered.

I actually think the nick name "The Show Off" is a really good one but it need to be for a much flashier wrestler more akin to what some would call a "spot monkey." I actually think Brian Kendrick would have been an excellent "Show Off." Dolph is too technically sound and traditional of an arrogant heel to work with the gimmick.

By the way, I'm not saying Brian Kendrick is a spot monkey.

I once made an e-fed character named "Suicidal Tendencies Lad", whose gimmick was that he was an emo loser who wanted to die, but could not kill himself because he was a coward. So he bluffed his way into working for a wrestling company as an active wrestler, in the hopes that he would be brutally pummeled to death in the ring.

Lasted maybe a week and a half.

What efed was that in?

Natty Shart.

That idea is PrettyCool.
And by that I mean it's shit.

Yo Baby Yo Baby Yo!

I always thought of Eugene sort of like from that TNT show the Pretender. That was a great show. Wonder if thats on Netflix streaming...

"The Show Off" is a horrible nickname but "The Imposer" is a genius idea??

Garett Bischoff is Eric Bischoff's son, right?

Eugene was Eric Bischoff's nephew.

Therefore, Eugene and Garett Bischoff are cousins.

Story Line: A guy with a mop.

After losing some match one week, a pissed off heel should bump into the Impact Zone's janitor, and start yelling at him:

Heel: Are you laughing at me?

Janitor: No, sir.

Heel: You were laughing at me!

Janitor: No, sir! I wouldn't dream of it!

Heel: ...Are you smarting off to me?

At this point, the heel gets right into the face of the janitor and is about to make a threat when the janitor just slaps him in the face and takes him to the ground and starts choking him out.

The janitor gets up and looks almost horrified at what he's done and regrettably announces:

Janitor: I said I wasn't laughing at you!

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The janitor turns out to be a wrestling prodigy, who was forbidden by his mother from entering into the business because he's the only thing she has left, and she doesn't want to see him get hurt. But he loves wrestling so much that he just couldn't stay away from it and took a job as a janitor at the Impact Zone in Orlando so that he could be close to the best wrestlers in the world.

Call him William Damon or something like that.

I think when Clay hit What the Funk on Regal during that segment, it was the only time I've heard Brodus Clay booed. He played it well ("My bad!") but clearly whoever wrote that segment miscalculated the overness of Regal dance moves.

"Lord Raptor was one a Hip Hop Hippo who left the WWE to go to Japan where he practised his dance moves in underground nightclubs..."

next survivor series, the ninja turtles vs battletoads. i am legend.

Tyson Kidd idea
 

I think Tyson Kidds hould snap and start by beating the crap out of Natalya. Kidd should say "The hart family adopted me but they betrayed me by not giving me the chance and holding me back with their crap!" and then Tyson Kidd says he will no longer be married to Natalya and he will become a stronger wrestler.

Next night Tyson Kidd walks out and says he is "The Eliminator" and starts the night off by attacking random guys backstage and hurting them. Kidd then gets put into a match as punishment but doesnt show up and is "fired" by the WWE but keeps attacking guys backstage.

Kidd then becomes this outlaw character and the GM can put a bounty on his head.

So a man beats up a woman on national television and then procedes to beat up a roster where majority of them are twice his size... I'm sorry buddy doesn't really sound like a good idea

No he beats up random crew and fans etc thats the point and he hides from real wrestlers

how is this guy not banned yet?

There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's just an idea he had. A really stupid and shitty idea, but just an idea none the less. The key is to not respond if you don't enjoy the thread.

lol this is amazing

I already said what they should do with Tyson Kidd. They should give him a gimmick like Hunico except he grew up in the slums of Canada. He should come out with The Mountie and they should be riding a moose. Think of how epic that would be... plus, we could hear this theme song again

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Fantastic, but do you know how hard it is to travel with a moose?

The answer is no. No you don't.

Define "real wrestlers"

The Eliminator...The Hitman. I see what you did there. I don't like it, but I see what you did there.

They should have Lance Storm come in as Tyson Kidd's coach, and teach Kidd how to cabbage patch.

Sheamus' finishing move name doesn't fit him
 

The Bro kick sounds like something that Zach Ryder would do.

Who thought this was a good idea? Finlay had The Celtic Cross which makes sense, but why The Bro kick?
I think they should've called it something like "The Irish Decimator"

Its called "Brogue kick", sounds like "Bro" though when they say it on air.

Definition of BROGUE. 1. : a stout coarse shoe worn formerly in Ireland and the Scottish Highlands.

Did you expect him to be aware of that Jay man?

I don't expect him to be aware of anything

These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please refer all PrettyCool ideas to this thread. You may still post "pretty cool" ideas elsewhere.

P.S. I am retired and not actually here. I am an illusion. Ooooooooooh (picture Scott Hall doing that spooky fingers thing here)

Awesome work

This is so much easier on the eyes. This kinda should happen in casual now. :shifty:

wtf is this

It's a place where you can post all your incoherent thoughts instead of making threads

Shut up son no one gave u permission to speak

I'm the Master of the Universe. I don't need permission

Jay-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

Yes I did. I'm BigDaddyCool and I do what I want.

No. THREAD TITLE OF THE FUCKING YEAR!

it's about damn time

A-fucking-men. This shit shoulda happened after about his 5th or 6th post.

If u dont want me to post here so bad then just ban me already

Ban me now
 

Change your avatar. Its giving me a headache.

no yes no yes no yes no yes

Just ban me already
 

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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Ban me
 

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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Ban me u faggots
 

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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Ban me now
 

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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Its time to ban me
 

Since u assholes apparently cant stand anyone who isnt exactly like u

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