"Vince looks to hire a new Vice President of Talent Relations"

WWE Did You Know?

A pig's butt was once the inspiration behind the "Kiss My Ass Club", the Henry Godwin character, and the Pig Pen match between Godwin and Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The pig later ended up being hired as the president of random ideas for the WWF.

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I think Punk just jizzed in his pants here.

"Oh GOD Triple H is going down. OH YES!!!!!"

It depends on what dryer cycle they use for his clothes.

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Wade Barrett used Kick! No effect!

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwefeature...ring-tag-teams

WWE lists the most boring tag teams ever.

Noid gonna cry himself to sleep if he sees it.

Wow they actually said they were Heyman's guards

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@CMPunk, are you ready for the biggest match of your career? WWE.com: The 13 Reigns of Triple H wwe.com/superstars/raw…

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“@JoeyStyles: Go ask the guy who hasn't wrestled in six months if he's ready for the biggest match of HIS career.

:lol: I completely forgot about the Dicks. The rest of those were pretty memorably bad, but I forgot them.

And I loved the write-up on Gymini.

They were twins. Who liked to go to the gym. That's it.

They were the most boring teams...Gymini are the worst offenders...

Lo Down were fucking awesome. Want to rape something in disgust right now.

I liked Furnas and LaFon! That's an outrage.

That list is really harsh, most of the guys probably had those gimmicks written for them, so it's not all the wrestlers' fault.

who the hell are 'well dunn'??

Sad.

Vince was about to battle it out against WCW in the "Monday Night War", yet he seemed so laid back, so much different than he does now...nowadays, every time you see him he looks pissed off or tense.

I liked Lo Down and The Basham Brothers. :(

I'm surprised they revealed that the Basham's were Paul Heyman’s security, even though we already knew it.

The WWE can be pretty harsh at times. I remember reading WWE Magazine and there was an article that just layed into The Headbangers. They did it again when they ranked them 2nd in a list of wrestlers who had apparently "overstayed their welcome" in the WWE.

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Been enjoying the weekly flashbacks or moments that WWE posts on their website.

If Tekno Team 2000 was really from the future, wouldn't they have known they were destined to be short-lived jobbers and said "Why bother going back for THAT?"

That Slammed documentary is on the National Geographic channel right now

Or it was.

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They probably tried, but The New Breed were from 2002... their technology was TWO YEARS BETTER, and they cockblocked Tenko Team from getting that message back to themselves.

Sending messages through time doesn't work as well as it was advertised in Bill & Ted.

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The promo at the end..... wow.....

CM Punk is not impressed

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CM Punk is not impressed byyy your performance

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Funny they remembered the Dicks but forgot

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CM Punk T-Shirt still in New Jersey

<table id="tracking_table"><thead><tr><th class="date">Date</th> <th class="time">Time</th> <th>Location</th> <th>Activity</th> </tr> </thead> <tbody> <tr class=""> <td class="bold">8/30/2011</td> <td class="bold">03:30 PM ET</td> <td class="bold"> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td class="bold">PROCESSED</td> </tr> <tr class="alt"> <td>8/27/2011</td> <td>11:59 PM ET</td> <td> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td>PROCESSING COMPLETED AT ORIGIN</td> </tr> <tr class=" last"> <td>8/25/2011</td> <td>10:12 AM ET</td> <td> Rutherford, NJ </td> <td>ARRIVAL ORIGIN DHL GLOBAL MAIL FACILITY</td></tr></tbody></table>
That's a lot of processing.

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Nothing special, just found it weird that theres actually someone under the ring to move the trampoline. :wtf: Maybe thats what Hornswoggle actually gets paid to do.

From PWInsider:

On his Twitter account Kurt Angle just reacted to be named number 34 on WWE's top wrestlers list by saying, "I was #34 of Wwe All time Greatest? Tell You what, take Me off the list. I'd rather not be on it, if I wasn't top 5. Who Ranks Wrestlers?"

Matt Hardy is an elf?

He does like his Keebler cookies.

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Ramones blasting in Five Guys.Can't think of a better start to the day after a trip to the dentist. Going to eat a box of dots @askmydentist

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“@HelloKatie2: @CMPunk stop tweeting. You're blowing up my phone” Stop following me and making that ugly face.

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Yep, this has been an awful day. Sent home from work for being sick and @CMPunk just called me ugly Fuck my life.