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Morning Glory - Don't know why I watched this, just kinda ended up on my TV. Harrison Ford was good I guess, but the scene where he approaches the corrupt senator was so bad I had to lie down with a hot towel on my head. Overall, pretty boring and felt long even though it was only an hour and forty minutes long.
Kes - Awesome english movie about a troubled kid and his pet falcon. 9/10 Oasis - Korean movie about a troubled, socially awkward guy who falls in love with a girl with cerebral palsy. Awkwardly walks a fine line between good and bad taste (cringeworthy scene where he makes her sing Karoake) but is actually kinda touching without being sentimental. 8/10 |
The Other Guys - 7/10
liked it a lot more than I expected, TLC references were amazing. |
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More of a comedy superhero than a serious one. It even had funny shit dialogues like when Thor's allies showed up on planet earth in costumes, the police agent goes, "Ummm, we have visitors. Jackie Chan, Xena, and Robin Hood." LOLZ. Also, it was very awkward and out of place of Natalie's character chemistry with Thor... Other than that, it was a cool movie. Anthony Hopkins is a brilliant Odin character portrayal. No nonsense dad, disciplined, strict yet dignified iron clad ruler... And, despite it was an all in all out moviehouse, there's an extra ending after the end credits. I don't know what it is. I missed it cos the usher told me to get out. Fuck. 6/10. |
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Battle: LA 19/27 It was a good movie overall, But they could have Focussed on the story a bit more so it'd defiantly not a 27! :nono:
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Just Go With It - 68
Sandler and Anniston in a decent movie for a change |
I come to this thread solely for Raven Reaper
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Just Go With It - 3/10 no surprise or twist of any kind at any point, nothing interesting ever happens, nothing particularly funny happens.
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Scream 4 - 7/10
I didnt like the double fake opening, which I thought got the movie started out on the wrong foot. The first hour or so was slow to develop but the ending was good and I didnt really see it coming at all. Im pretty sure since it bombed at the box office there wont be another which was what I was worried about. "THE FIRST RULE OF REMAKES: DONT FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL!" that should be like..the law, not just a rule. |
No Country For Old Men.
Recommended by a friend and picked it up for less than £3. I enjoyed it except for the ending. *** |
Source Code-8/10.
Enjoyed this immensely. |
Thor - 10/10
Great comic book movie. |
Bulletproof - 7/10.
Lionheart - 4/10 |
Sucker Punch - 7/10
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Fast Five - 7.5/10
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Fast Five 9/10
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Green Hornet 8/10
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Thor 9/10
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Fast Five - 9/10
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Thor - 83
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Police Academy - 7/10
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god i feel like i haven't watched a new movie in ages. :/
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Thor - 2.5/5
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TCON:TVOTDT - 47
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Black Swan- I have no idea/10... Total mind fuck.
lesbian blow job scene was pretty awesome though. |
Yeah, lesbian blowjobs are the shit.
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The Lincoln Lawyer - 73
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The Dilemma - 6/10
The Fighter - 8/10 |
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Nothing scarier than a ghost fetus haunting a particular locker room where everytime someone opens it, he/she gets a wish of a having a future spouse.. Fucked up creepy plot I tell you. In a good way. And I wasn't able to finish THIS but I will LATER THIS EVENING.. FUCKING better shit mixture of Paranormal Activity + Blair Witch style mockumentary: http://www.mercuryrapids.co.uk/found...thecurse-1.jpg If Sadako is to The Ring, Then Kagutaba is to Noroi!!! It involves sorcery stuff.. Scariest parts of the movie is like one of those youtube vids where the main paranormal guy interviews someone and all of a sudden a ghost appears behind any dark scene... Also the part where the girl was able to use her ESP on a bottle to make water materialize before mixed with a little hair gave me total chills as well. And the part where the woman plays a Kagutaba demon with a mask like this one on the cover was just fucking CREEEPY JEEBIES.. to me. I saw this wayyy past 10 PM and I almost never went to sleep... Fuuuuuck. I wanna finish it today. I give these 2: 9/10. |
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I like the portrayal of the Christian church as the new government yet acts like the NEW CIA/FBI gun toters of the city and how the citizens of it really suck it up much like today's Christian born-again people. As for the vamps themselves, they resemble more like the Hell Knights and Pink Demons of Doom 3... I liked how their weapons morph into sharp bad-ass metal crucifixes.. They even have ala Mad Max future biker that has a rocket booster nitro indicator.. Also, I think I like their cross tattoos on their foreheads.. I think I wanna be a futuristic priest. They look cooler than the standard conservative outfits. And I didn't know this was based on a Korean comic book stuff of the same name. The intro of the film started at first like a bloody Samurai X episode... P.S. There's even a huuuuuuuuuuge queen alien reference rip off during one of the main plot "twist." Another reason why I saw this: Maggie Q <3333333333. :p 7/10. |
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The Gods must be Crazy II - 6/10
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They Live - 8/10
Roddy Piper is a bad actor The Score - 7/10 |
The American - 1.5/5
Total snoozefest. I don't know what the fuck Clooney saw in the script. Alot of $$$? |
Doubt it, wasn't the highest budget/production film knocking around. It was hardly meant to be your typical Hollywood hitman film. I thought it was 'pretty great', would probably have given it at least an 8 if I wasn't so lazy with posting in this thread. The atmosphere and the...intensity? more than 'made up' for the lack of the usual Hollywood stuff.
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Catfish - 8/10
Really weird documentary. Highly recommend it. |
The Green Hornet 8/10
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Thor - 9/10
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8/10. Saw-ish thriller but the main twist is, SPOILER: show |
no strings attached
5/10 meh. |
Cliffhanger - 5/10
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Fast Five - 4.5/5
Jordana Brewster is hot, Gal Galdot is hotter, The Rock was awesome, and.... SPOILER: show |
That's What I Am - 7.5/10
Really enjoyed it, wasn't really expecting to being a WWE Films but it's streaming on Netflix instant and actually pretty good. Doesn't seem to try to hard like the other movies they've produced have. |
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Death Rattle Crystal Ice - 1/10
It somehow managed to be boring, despite having too much going on. |
Zombieland - 8/10
Really funny stuff, and very well done. Can't wait for the sequel. The cameo by a certain someone was also absolutely mint. |
I Love You Phillip Morris 7/10 Completely forgot about this movie, remember reading about it and thinking it sounded interesting but slipped my mind until friend mentioned it. Decent flick. Has it's moments.
The Lincoln Lawyer 6/10 If you like lawyer films you'll probably watch it and enjoy it, I know I did. Overall though nothing earth shattering. |
Let Me In 9/10
I wanna see the original to see what all the fuss is about considering it being a remake. |
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 4 meatballs out of 5
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Pandorum - 6/10.
Not too too bad. |
X-Files: Fight The Future - 9/10
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Dead End Road - 1/10
Horrible acting, pointless characters, awful special effects, and unexplained... everything. |
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 7.5/10
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The Gay Bed & Breakfast Of Terror - 1/10
Most nonsensical and thrown together plot I've ever seen, and it didn't start until over an hour into the film. |
True Grit - 7.4/10
Not as good as everyone said. Maybe the original is better. |
Fast Lane - 1/10
Another confusing snoozefest. |
Anonymous Invitation -47350/10
Dear Jesus, awful. Only an hour long and I thought it was almost over and I was only 20 mins in. |
Harsh.
No film with a singing Nazi skeleton should get a score that low. |
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Would have been better as an ABC Family tv show or mini series. Held my attention but the acting and some of the editing are totally laughable. The plot was paper thin as well. 4/10 |
The Quest - 3/10
Stupid Van Damme and his movies. Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie Van Damme is going to be "in". His voice is there, but he is not. What was the last Van Damme movie in theaters? |
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Unknown - 8/10
Reminded me of a concept I thought up as a teenager but instead of an assassin the guy was head of the Triads. |
Thor - Pretty fuckin' EPIC/10 (9/10)
I wasn't all that excited for Thor in the big picture of the Marvel Universe but the film has spectacular visuals, good to great performances, some good action scenes and the right balance between drama and humour. Excellent work. |
Hangover II
Saw the midnight showing last night. Was hilarious but def not as good as the first |
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Mighty Wind - 4/5 pretty good if you like that sort of thing
Best In Show - 3/5 i just saw Mighty Wind, and this was Mighty Wind with dogs and so formulamatic that is just didn't have it. |
Splice - 5/10
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green hornet 5/10
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It's strange that Cabin Fever 2 has one of the most heart felt 'loser pours heart out to girl of his dreams' scene I ever seen. Though aside from that:
Cabin Fever 2 - 0/5 |
A Clockwork Orange - 9/10
Mystery Team - 8/10 |
We Were Kings - 70
Raging Bull - 61 |
Hangover Part 2
7/10 Was funny. First one was funnier. |
Hangover: Part 2
8/10. I thought that the guy behind me was going to die of laughter. Every damn word he'd be like 'AAAAAAH HAHAHAHA" |
bridesmaids 9/10
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Fast Five - 6/10
it was ridiculous but fun and action packed |
hangover 2 10/10. Powerful movie
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Twilight - 0/10
If it wasn't for the RiffTrax commentary, there's no way I would've been able to get through this. What an absolute failure on every level. |
The Hangover Part 2 - 66
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What I've gotten from this thread is that Jabba typically watches horrible movies. I could think of better things to do with my time than watching an entire movie that sucks only to determine that it sucked.
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I would never be able to watch any of these things alone. With a group, they're hilarious.
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Freakonomics - 51
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The Green Hornet - 4/10
I thought it was going to be very bad, but it was....okay |
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I actually watch them with fellow TPWW posters, online.
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Drive Angry 5/10
Some good action but overall kinda meh. |
Stakeland - 7/10
Not a bad movie. Doesn't try to be this amazing vampire/zombie movie that some try to be. |
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7/10. I'm glad Hollywood remakes didn't include this one aside from the first One Missed Call movie. Plot: Bullied girl gets revenge by befriending a dead ghost with a cursed cellphone as she forwards texts "death call" threats to those who shit on her. |
Source Code - 6.5/10
Trailers and all looked completely forgettable. Actually was decent. |
Howl - 8/10
really great movie about Allen Ginsberg and his book Howl and the 1957 obscenities trial James Franco did a great job as Ginsburg |
Midnight in Paris - 7/10
New Woody Allen movie. pretty good 13 Assassins - 7/10 Don't really like "kung fu" movies but this was pretty sweet. |
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aka Death Water. 8/10. SPOILER: show This movie almost gave me nightmares and scared me of never drinking water again in my life. Fuuck... |
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8/10. Cool movie slightly better than the Origins Wolverine Deadpool reject flick. Although it feels awkward watching it cos they're in the John F Kennedy Cold War era showing archive footage news of the dead president himself. And the love chemistry between Mystique and Beast was soooo Avatar-ish hence the blue make up.. :P And Azazel is like Hellboy meets Nightcrawler. The ending is an obvious scream for a sequel origin of Magneto and his Brotherhood of bad X-Men. |
Charlie Wilson's War- 8.5/10
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