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mitch_h 04-30-2011 08:08 PM

Morning Glory - Don't know why I watched this, just kinda ended up on my TV. Harrison Ford was good I guess, but the scene where he approaches the corrupt senator was so bad I had to lie down with a hot towel on my head. Overall, pretty boring and felt long even though it was only an hour and forty minutes long.

Kes - Awesome english movie about a troubled kid and his pet falcon. 9/10

Oasis - Korean movie about a troubled, socially awkward guy who falls in love with a girl with cerebral palsy. Awkwardly walks a fine line between good and bad taste (cringeworthy scene where he makes her sing Karoake) but is actually kinda touching without being sentimental. 8/10

Skippord 05-01-2011 04:52 AM

The Other Guys - 7/10

liked it a lot more than I expected, TLC references were amazing.

Raven Reaper 05-01-2011 05:40 AM

http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/d...hor-2011-4.jpg

More of a comedy superhero than a serious one. It even had funny shit dialogues like when Thor's allies showed up on planet earth in costumes, the police agent goes, "Ummm, we have visitors. Jackie Chan, Xena, and Robin Hood." LOLZ.

Also, it was very awkward and out of place of Natalie's character chemistry with Thor... Other than that, it was a cool movie. Anthony Hopkins is a brilliant Odin character portrayal. No nonsense dad, disciplined, strict yet dignified iron clad ruler...

And, despite it was an all in all out moviehouse, there's an extra ending after the end credits. I don't know what it is. I missed it cos the usher told me to get out. Fuck.


6/10.

Big O'l Beefcake 05-01-2011 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avenger (Post 1608732)
OUT OF FIVE YOU FUCKING TARD :roll:

Great Laughs

Big O'l Beefcake 05-01-2011 07:51 AM

Battle: LA 19/27 It was a good movie overall, But they could have Focussed on the story a bit more so it'd defiantly not a 27! :nono:

D Mac 05-01-2011 09:16 PM

http://static.cdn.masjo.com/movie/images/doghouse.jpg

7/10

RoXer 05-04-2011 03:05 AM

Just Go With It - 68

Sandler and Anniston in a decent movie for a change

Corporate CockSnogger 05-04-2011 03:49 PM

I come to this thread solely for Raven Reaper

Xerzes 05-04-2011 10:49 PM

Just Go With It - 3/10 no surprise or twist of any kind at any point, nothing interesting ever happens, nothing particularly funny happens.

Droford 05-05-2011 01:18 AM

Scream 4 - 7/10

I didnt like the double fake opening, which I thought got the movie started out on the wrong foot. The first hour or so was slow to develop but the ending was good and I didnt really see it coming at all. Im pretty sure since it bombed at the box office there wont be another which was what I was worried about.


"THE FIRST RULE OF REMAKES: DONT FUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL!"

that should be like..the law, not just a rule.

Smeg Head 05-05-2011 06:29 PM

No Country For Old Men.

Recommended by a friend and picked it up for less than £3.

I enjoyed it except for the ending.

***

Damian Rey 05-06-2011 12:14 AM

Source Code-8/10.
Enjoyed this immensely.

McLegend 05-06-2011 07:07 PM

Thor - 10/10

Great comic book movie.

PorkSoda 05-07-2011 08:38 PM

Bulletproof - 7/10.
Lionheart - 4/10

Xerzes 05-08-2011 01:58 AM

Sucker Punch - 7/10

GD 05-08-2011 02:23 AM

Fast Five - 7.5/10

Sixx 05-08-2011 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big O'l Beefcake (Post 3511463)
Battle: LA 19/27 It was a good movie overall, But they could have Focussed on the story a bit more so it'd defiantly not a 27! :nono:

It'd defiantly not.

D Mac 05-08-2011 07:36 PM

Fast Five 9/10

whiteyford 05-09-2011 01:32 AM

Green Hornet 8/10

Tb1 05-09-2011 03:14 AM

Thor 9/10

PorkSoda 05-09-2011 07:33 AM

Fast Five - 9/10

RoXer 05-10-2011 02:10 AM

Thor - 83

GD 05-10-2011 03:27 AM

Police Academy - 7/10

Schlomey 05-10-2011 10:37 AM

god i feel like i haven't watched a new movie in ages. :/

ClockShot 05-10-2011 02:54 PM

Thor - 2.5/5

RoXer 05-10-2011 05:24 PM

TCON:TVOTDT - 47

RoXer 05-10-2011 05:25 PM

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

McLegend 05-11-2011 02:10 AM

Black Swan- I have no idea/10... Total mind fuck.

lesbian blow job scene was pretty awesome though.

Sixx 05-11-2011 02:17 AM

Yeah, lesbian blowjobs are the shit.

RoXer 05-11-2011 05:00 PM

The Lincoln Lawyer - 73

Triple Naitch 05-11-2011 05:39 PM

The Dilemma - 6/10
The Fighter - 8/10

Raven Reaper 05-11-2011 11:07 PM

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/383/246987md8.jpg

Nothing scarier than a ghost fetus haunting a particular locker room where everytime someone opens it, he/she gets a wish of a having a future spouse.. Fucked up creepy plot I tell you. In a good way.

And I wasn't able to finish THIS but I will LATER THIS EVENING.. FUCKING better shit mixture of Paranormal Activity + Blair Witch style mockumentary:

http://www.mercuryrapids.co.uk/found...thecurse-1.jpg

If Sadako is to The Ring, Then Kagutaba is to Noroi!!! It involves sorcery stuff..

Scariest parts of the movie is like one of those youtube vids where the main paranormal guy interviews someone and all of a sudden a ghost appears behind any dark scene... Also the part where the girl was able to use her ESP on a bottle to make water materialize before mixed with a little hair gave me total chills as well.

And the part where the woman plays a Kagutaba demon with a mask like this one on the cover was just fucking CREEEPY JEEBIES.. to me. I saw this wayyy past 10 PM and I almost never went to sleep... Fuuuuuck. I wanna finish it today.

I give these 2: 9/10.

Raven Reaper 05-12-2011 05:50 AM

http://online3dmovies.net/wp-content..._online_3d.jpg

I like the portrayal of the Christian church as the new government yet acts like the NEW CIA/FBI gun toters of the city and how the citizens of it really suck it up much like today's Christian born-again people. As for the vamps themselves, they resemble more like the Hell Knights and Pink Demons of Doom 3... I liked how their weapons morph into sharp bad-ass metal crucifixes.. They even have ala Mad Max future biker that has a rocket booster nitro indicator.. Also, I think I like their cross tattoos on their foreheads.. I think I wanna be a futuristic priest. They look cooler than the standard conservative outfits. And I didn't know this was based on a Korean comic book stuff of the same name. The intro of the film started at first like a bloody Samurai X episode...

P.S. There's even a huuuuuuuuuuge queen alien reference rip off during one of the main plot "twist."


Another reason why I saw this: Maggie Q <3333333333. :p

7/10.

Sixx 05-12-2011 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven Reaper (Post 3522745)
Nothing scarier than a ghost fetus haunting a particular locker room where everytime someone opens it, he/she gets a wish of a having a future spouse..

Fantastic plot.

GD 05-12-2011 05:48 PM

The Gods must be Crazy II - 6/10

PorkSoda 05-13-2011 08:36 AM

They Live - 8/10

Roddy Piper is a bad actor

The Score - 7/10

ClockShot 05-14-2011 09:22 PM

The American - 1.5/5

Total snoozefest. I don't know what the fuck Clooney saw in the script. Alot of $$$?

CSL 05-14-2011 10:59 PM

Doubt it, wasn't the highest budget/production film knocking around. It was hardly meant to be your typical Hollywood hitman film. I thought it was 'pretty great', would probably have given it at least an 8 if I wasn't so lazy with posting in this thread. The atmosphere and the...intensity? more than 'made up' for the lack of the usual Hollywood stuff.

Triple Naitch 05-15-2011 10:14 AM

Catfish - 8/10

Really weird documentary. Highly recommend it.

D Mac 05-15-2011 08:17 PM

The Green Hornet 8/10

Triple Naitch 05-16-2011 08:43 PM

Thor - 9/10

Raven Reaper 05-17-2011 09:35 PM

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8/10. Saw-ish thriller but the main twist is,
SPOILER: show
It's their FUCKING GROWN UP SON who tries to kill his parents cos of too much neglection!! The flashbacks are fucking depressing and sad to watch. It even has a ghost story type feel to it.

Schlomey 05-17-2011 09:50 PM

no strings attached
5/10

meh.

PorkSoda 05-18-2011 08:37 AM

Cliffhanger - 5/10

ClockShot 05-18-2011 03:03 PM

Fast Five - 4.5/5

Jordana Brewster is hot, Gal Galdot is hotter, The Rock was awesome, and....

SPOILER: show
There's no way in hell those cables did not criss cross one another during the heist chase.

HeartBreakMan2k 05-18-2011 04:07 PM

That's What I Am - 7.5/10

Really enjoyed it, wasn't really expecting to being a WWE Films but it's streaming on Netflix instant and actually pretty good. Doesn't seem to try to hard like the other movies they've produced have.

PorkSoda 05-18-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 3527546)
Fast Five - 4.5/5

Jordana Brewster is hot, Gal Galdot is hotter, The Rock was awesome, and....

SPOILER: show
There's no way in hell those cables did not criss cross one another during the heist chase.

It's a movie.

ClockShot 05-18-2011 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkSoda (Post 3527680)
It's a movie.

I know.....

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-19-2011 05:52 PM

Death Rattle Crystal Ice - 1/10

It somehow managed to be boring, despite having too much going on.

Snowden 05-20-2011 03:52 PM

Zombieland - 8/10

Really funny stuff, and very well done. Can't wait for the sequel. The cameo by a certain someone was also absolutely mint.

PapaGeorgio 05-20-2011 10:13 PM

I Love You Phillip Morris 7/10 Completely forgot about this movie, remember reading about it and thinking it sounded interesting but slipped my mind until friend mentioned it. Decent flick. Has it's moments.

The Lincoln Lawyer 6/10 If you like lawyer films you'll probably watch it and enjoy it, I know I did. Overall though nothing earth shattering.

Droford 05-21-2011 10:32 PM

Let Me In 9/10

I wanna see the original to see what all the fuss is about considering it being a remake.

Emperor Smeat 05-22-2011 07:47 PM

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 4 meatballs out of 5

PorkSoda 05-22-2011 08:03 PM

Pandorum - 6/10.

Not too too bad.

El Fangel 05-22-2011 09:27 PM

X-Files: Fight The Future - 9/10

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-23-2011 09:09 PM

Dead End Road - 1/10

Horrible acting, pointless characters,
awful special effects, and unexplained... everything.

Triple Naitch 05-23-2011 09:17 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - 7.5/10

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-24-2011 12:53 AM

The Gay Bed & Breakfast Of Terror - 1/10

Most nonsensical and thrown together plot I've ever seen, and it didn't start until over an hour into the film.

Jura 05-24-2011 03:45 PM

True Grit - 7.4/10

Not as good as everyone said. Maybe the original is better.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-25-2011 01:19 AM

Fast Lane - 1/10

Another confusing snoozefest.

El Fangel 05-25-2011 03:37 AM

Anonymous Invitation -47350/10

Dear Jesus, awful. Only an hour long and I thought it was almost over and I was only 20 mins in.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-25-2011 04:28 AM

Harsh.

No film with a singing Nazi skeleton should get a score that low.

El Fangel 05-25-2011 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoJabbaNoBogRoll (Post 3533266)
Harsh.

No film with a singing Nazi skeleton should get a score that low.

Please do not talk about it anymore, Im having flashbacks and I never want to experience something that awful again.

Schlomey 05-25-2011 08:47 AM

I Am Number 4

Would have been better as an ABC Family tv show or mini series. Held my attention but the acting and some of the editing are totally laughable. The plot was paper thin as well.

4/10

PorkSoda 05-25-2011 02:29 PM

The Quest - 3/10

Stupid Van Damme and his movies. Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie Van Damme is going to be "in". His voice is there, but he is not. What was the last Van Damme movie in theaters?

Schlomey 05-25-2011 02:43 PM

street fighter?

ClockShot 05-25-2011 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkSoda (Post 3533591)
The Quest - 3/10

Stupid Van Damme and his movies. Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie Van Damme is going to be "in". His voice is there, but he is not. What was the last Van Damme movie in theaters?

JCVD.

DUH!

Jura 05-25-2011 08:25 PM

Unknown - 8/10

Reminded me of a concept I thought up as a teenager but instead of an assassin the guy was head of the Triads.

XL 05-26-2011 08:24 AM

Thor - Pretty fuckin' EPIC/10 (9/10)

I wasn't all that excited for Thor in the big picture of the Marvel Universe but the film has spectacular visuals, good to great performances, some good action scenes and the right balance between drama and humour. Excellent work.

Splaya 05-26-2011 02:59 PM

Hangover II

Saw the midnight showing last night. Was hilarious but def not as good as the first

Splaya 05-26-2011 03:03 PM

Oh 8/10

BigDaddyCool 05-26-2011 03:05 PM

Mighty Wind - 4/5 pretty good if you like that sort of thing

Best In Show - 3/5 i just saw Mighty Wind, and this was Mighty Wind with dogs and so formulamatic that is just didn't have it.

XL 05-27-2011 07:04 AM

Splice - 5/10

The Genius 05-28-2011 05:17 AM

green hornet 5/10

Kalyx triaD 05-28-2011 03:27 PM

It's strange that Cabin Fever 2 has one of the most heart felt 'loser pours heart out to girl of his dreams' scene I ever seen. Though aside from that:

Cabin Fever 2 - 0/5

Triple Naitch 05-29-2011 09:41 AM

A Clockwork Orange - 9/10
Mystery Team - 8/10

RoXer 05-29-2011 06:39 PM

We Were Kings - 70
Raging Bull - 61

Lock Jaw 05-29-2011 11:32 PM

Hangover Part 2

7/10

Was funny. First one was funnier.

PorkSoda 05-29-2011 11:38 PM

Hangover: Part 2

8/10.

I thought that the guy behind me was going to die of laughter. Every damn word he'd be like 'AAAAAAH HAHAHAHA"

The Genius 05-30-2011 02:32 AM

bridesmaids 9/10

JimmyMess 05-30-2011 08:36 AM

Fast Five - 6/10

it was ridiculous but fun and action packed

Krimzon7 05-30-2011 09:06 AM

hangover 2 10/10. Powerful movie

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-30-2011 09:11 AM

Twilight - 0/10

If it wasn't for the RiffTrax commentary, there's no way I would've been able to get through this. What an absolute failure on every level.

RoXer 05-30-2011 12:51 PM

The Hangover Part 2 - 66

Requiem 05-30-2011 12:58 PM

What I've gotten from this thread is that Jabba typically watches horrible movies. I could think of better things to do with my time than watching an entire movie that sucks only to determine that it sucked.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-30-2011 02:19 PM

I would never be able to watch any of these things alone. With a group, they're hilarious.

RoXer 05-30-2011 07:01 PM

Freakonomics - 51

PorkSoda 05-30-2011 08:46 PM

The Green Hornet - 4/10

I thought it was going to be very bad, but it was....okay

NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-31-2011 01:56 AM

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NoJabbaNoBogRoll 05-31-2011 01:59 AM

I actually watch them with fellow TPWW posters, online.

D Mac 05-31-2011 04:50 AM

Drive Angry 5/10

Some good action but overall kinda meh.

Jura 05-31-2011 02:04 PM

Stakeland - 7/10

Not a bad movie. Doesn't try to be this amazing vampire/zombie movie that some try to be.

Raven Reaper 05-31-2011 10:10 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6c2tFBPH2j...2BCall%2B3.jpg

7/10. I'm glad Hollywood remakes didn't include this one aside from the first One Missed Call movie.

Plot: Bullied girl gets revenge by befriending a dead ghost with a cursed cellphone as she forwards texts "death call" threats to those who shit on her.

Xerzes 06-01-2011 03:57 AM

Source Code - 6.5/10

Trailers and all looked completely forgettable. Actually was decent.

Seth82 06-01-2011 12:01 PM

Howl - 8/10

really great movie about Allen Ginsberg and his book Howl

and the 1957 obscenities trial

James Franco did a great job as Ginsburg

Triple A 06-01-2011 07:57 PM

Midnight in Paris - 7/10
New Woody Allen movie. pretty good

13 Assassins - 7/10
Don't really like "kung fu" movies but this was pretty sweet.

Raven Reaper 06-01-2011 08:30 PM

http://img.emuleday.com/data/img/2a/...fa5c00ade9.jpg

aka Death Water. 8/10.

SPOILER: show
Story is about tap water from anywhere in the city that when people drink it, they'd go insane and go suicidal by stabbing their eyes out!!!! Fuuuck. It's like the Happening only better. THe only way to beat the tapped infected water, buy lots of mineral bottled water instead however, the tap water can also be contained in that mineral stuff too like springs and lakes!!! you can never tell.


This movie almost gave me nightmares and scared me of never drinking water again in my life. Fuuck...

RoXer 06-02-2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 3539723)
Midnight in Paris - 7/10
New Woody Allen movie. pretty good

was gunna ask you if you saw that yet

Raven Reaper 06-02-2011 07:17 AM

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploa...ass-poster.jpg

8/10.

Cool movie slightly better than the Origins Wolverine Deadpool reject flick. Although it feels awkward watching it cos they're in the John F Kennedy Cold War era showing archive footage news of the dead president himself.

And the love chemistry between Mystique and Beast was soooo Avatar-ish hence the blue make up.. :P And Azazel is like Hellboy meets Nightcrawler. The ending is an obvious scream for a sequel origin of Magneto and his Brotherhood of bad X-Men.

McLegend 06-02-2011 09:36 PM

Charlie Wilson's War- 8.5/10


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