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WWE officials are trying to keep quiet the severity of John Cena's elbow injury. Cena's elbow is in a lot worse shape than they are letting on and the decision was made last week for him not to wrestle until SummerSlam. Cena will be having surgery shortly after SummerSlam, meaning he will be taking some more time off.

Over/Under on the time off being 2 weeks.

Innovator

08-13-2013 03:49 PM

Time off meaning he won't be on the next RAW until the 3rd hour

el bobbo

08-13-2013 03:54 PM

He'll be back before Night of Champions to reclaim his WWE Title and beat the odds of his elbow surgery.

Dark One

08-14-2013 01:19 AM

WWE should definitely do a buddy cop movie where the ghost of Andre the Giant teams up with Dean Ambrose to solve crimes.

Dark One

08-14-2013 01:25 AM

I imagine the movie would pretty much consist of Dean Ambrose making funny faces and Andre's ghost drinking a shit load of beer.

Still better than The Marine 3.

Tommy Gunn

08-14-2013 05:18 AM

John Cena no-sells injuries, he'll overcome the recovery time and be back hogging the spotlight like it's 2007, urgh.

Skippord

08-14-2013 05:54 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stay away from Pone E. Langston. "<a href="https://twitter.com/WWEAJLee">@WWEAJLee</a>: It’s main mission in life is to find E’s My Little Pony and deliver a gruesome demise."</p>— Big E Langston (@BigELangston) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigELangston/statuses/367399573540454401">August 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Volare

08-14-2013 10:09 AM

STILL hates that pony and that was ALL the way back at Wrestlemania!

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Volare

08-14-2013 11:20 AM

Wooow, this is cool.

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Lock Jaw

08-14-2013 12:50 PM

Paul Heyman doing movie lines, pretty rad:

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-soundb...-at-the-movies

Kris P Lettus

08-14-2013 01:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/eNo1XzR.gif

Innovator

08-14-2013 02:26 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/FrankWWEClown">@FrankWWEClown</a> I will crush you and you will puke.</p>— CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/statuses/367391118519844865">August 13, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Emperor Smeat

08-14-2013 03:21 PM

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WWE officials are looking to get SmackDown on par with RAW in hopes of getting a good deal from SyFy next month when the current TV contract expires. One WWE source says they wouldn't be surprised if SmackDown ends up going to three hours.

Innovator

08-14-2013 03:22 PM

Dear god no.

-WWE writers

Lock Jaw

08-14-2013 03:44 PM

As long as the extra hour is the All Christian Hour, I am good with it.

ron the dial

08-14-2013 03:46 PM

once he unifies the titles, Christain Hour will be necessary.

DaveBrawl

08-14-2013 04:23 PM

Sin Cara's variety hour.

DaveBrawl

08-14-2013 04:23 PM

Would actually watch Smackdown for that.

Mood lighting optional. Still no speaking.

Seth82

08-14-2013 05:17 PM

this is just amazing to me.

I know it was common for the time but wow.

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Savio

08-14-2013 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4273778)

Dear god no.

-WWE viewers

Cool King

08-14-2013 05:36 PM

Cool King

08-14-2013 05:37 PM

Dunno.

Tommy Gunn

08-14-2013 06:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/zDcMba9.jpg

Unnnffffff *rubs legs*

Mr. Nerfect

08-14-2013 07:51 PM

SmackDown going three hours could work, but in that case, I'd actually rather they brought the brand split back in full effect. Vickie Guerrero would try and crush Brad Maddox and RAW. This way you can keep The Shield separate from the The Wyatt Family and all that jazz.

Mr. Nerfect

08-14-2013 07:55 PM

I really want to Christian to win the World Heavyweight Title at SummerSlam. Have Ricardo Rodriguez help out Captain Charisma (only in a minor sense -- like he foils Del Rio's attempts to cheat) and then have Ricardo become Christian's personal ring announcer. Have Christian show a more cocky side as champ.

Emperor Smeat

08-14-2013 08:32 PM

Some stuff from the Observer recently:

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John Cena's elbow, which he referenced on Raw last week, is in really bad shape and it appears he's going to have to undergo surgery. I also know that as of press time, the plan for the September PPV is Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton with Cena not in the title picture, likely due to surgery plans, so it would appear that one way or another one of them is going to have the title, soon. It's also possible that if Cena can return from surgery quickly they could insert him and do a three-way in September, which would also make sense. They could also do the three-way on one of the two October PPVs.

Added to that match on Monday was HHH as special guest referee. Originally Hunter was going to turn heel at SummerSlam. Whether this is pieces falling into place or not is unknown. Hunter could screw one or both of them and align with Vince McMahon, and it would make sense for them to set up Orton cashing in since Vince himself said that if he had his choice he wouldn't have Bryan or Cena as champion. Long-term, the idea is Vince will eventually turn babyface and bring in a conquering hero to take out HHH at WrestleMania

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The Wyatt Family should be getting a big push soon, likely taking the spot that the Shield has had for a long time. There is still underlying heat on the Shield for reasons talked about in this newsletter in recent weeks (the Undertaker injury that kept him off this show, the big argument backstage with Orton, etc.). Wyatts are considered a HHH project, and with a few of his projects bombing (Sin Cara, Amazing Kong), he's likely going to go hard with this one.

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"The final diagnosis on BJ Whitmer was that he suffered a bruised spinal cord, which is pretty serious. He's also been diagnosed with spinal stenosis, which is the condition that ended the career of Adam Copeland. Whitmer will be getting additional medical examinations in the upcoming weeks. There's no set schedule for his return."

Seth82

08-14-2013 09:09 PM

courtesy of You're NOT getting Booked

In Blaine, TN there is actually a wrestling promotion called "NWO"... Nitro Wrestling Organization.

I don't even need a punchline for this one.

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Heisenberg

08-14-2013 10:50 PM

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1309224105

SlickyTrickyDamon

08-14-2013 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommy Gunn (Post 4273985)

http://i.imgur.com/zDcMba9.jpg

Unnnffffff *rubs legs*

I'll be in my bunk.

Skippord

08-15-2013 04:41 AM

listening to DDP on Steve Austin's podcast

motherfucker is energetic

Crazy Nick

08-15-2013 04:44 AM

I don't know if anyone else has heard this or not but Darren Young has come out as being an openly gay wrestler.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren...superstar-gay/

Skippord

08-15-2013 04:57 AM

huh, good for him

Juan	08-15-2013 05:47 AM

wow. Awesome

Seth82

08-15-2013 05:54 AM

wow good for darren.

Tommy Gunn

08-15-2013 06:06 AM

Black John Cena is gay... Hmmm, John Queena? Nah, I'm gonna need time for a better nickname.

Hopefully Vince doesn't find out, he loves putting gay wrestlers in gay angles. Just let Darren Young remain in primetime, damn it!

Skippord

08-15-2013 06:33 AM

I think I know someone who's getting Orlando Jordan's old outfits if he ever goes to TNA

Shadrick

08-15-2013 06:51 AM

very cool for Darren. im sure that took a lot of courage, for real.

Cool King

08-15-2013 06:55 AM

Wow, I didn't expect that.

Good for him though. He's a good guy, good wrestler, so hopefully this doesn't end up hurting his career, even though it shouldn't, but you know what some people are like.

Cool King

08-15-2013 06:55 AM

It also looks like TheOutsider333 has known this since the 20th of October 2010.

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Skippord

08-15-2013 06:58 AM

what if he and John Cena were secret lovers?

it'd be such sexy mirror image intercourse

Emperor Smeat

08-15-2013 01:35 PM

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/92159768/1.gif

Volare

08-15-2013 02:27 PM

Hmmmm.....

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Cool King

08-15-2013 02:56 PM

Well, the noises emanating from that video weren't annoying in the slightest.

Rammsteinmad

08-15-2013 03:27 PM

Thought for a second there that TNA were breaking their one surprise per-month rule.

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 03:31 PM

It's Undertaker

Innovator

08-15-2013 03:35 PM

ICP are going to ROH?

Cool King

08-15-2013 03:42 PM

That's the only thing I could think of but then again, I don't really keep up to date with anything ROH and the such. :-\

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 03:50 PM

It's Tommaso Ciampa

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 05:12 PM

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slik	08-15-2013 06:12 PM

Cameron had a war of words with Sycho Sid on Twitter...

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Former WWE Superstar "Sycho" Sid Vicious got into it with WWE Total Divas co-star Cameron, noting that he hasn't seen the show, but “doesn’t watch shows involving Divas discussing their poor feminine hygiene.” He then tagged Cameron in one of his tweets, insisting that she won’t go far in the business. He tweeted:

"Not exactly sure why @wwecameron is in @wwe to begin with but something tells me we won't know who she is in two years anyway. #15Minutes"

Cameron responded to Sid with several of her catchphrases, but deleted those tweets and wrote:

“and you are..? Lol #boybye”

Sid responded:

"@wwecameron Of course you don't know who I am because you don't know the history of our business."

Cameron then replied:

“that’s where you wrong! That was your way of saying hello so that was me just giving you a hello back! :)”

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 06:17 PM

Sid is no Melina or Alicia Fox

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 06:36 PM

Can't seem to embed tweets anymore, so:

Big E Langston ‏@BigELangston 9h
This Saturday (6-8p) at #SummerSlam #Axxess, @WWEAJLee and I will sign all of your infants. (Infants not required. Just strongly suggested.)

Razzamajazz

08-15-2013 07:46 PM

spring stampede 99 was such a good show. it makes me kind of miss wcw

Razzamajazz

08-15-2013 07:51 PM

ok maybe not THAT good, but the nostalgia factor was definitely there for me

VSG	08-15-2013 08:10 PM

That Sid above was apparently an impersonator.

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 08:15 PM

Fake Sid

Emperor Smeat

08-15-2013 08:33 PM

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Curd	08-15-2013 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by VSG (Post 4275769)

That Sid above was apparently an impersonator.

Yeah, I could see Damien Demento doing that, but not Sid.

Curd	08-15-2013 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4275799)

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Who is that applying the Sugar Tits Over-the-Arms Bearhug to AJ Lee?

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 10:58 PM

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

SlickyTrickyDamon

08-15-2013 11:00 PM

Bitch is called Baylee or something.

SlickyTrickyDamon

08-15-2013 11:00 PM

Fuck you Lock Jaw.

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 11:02 PM

Language, man. Think of the children.

Savio

08-15-2013 11:06 PM

Lock you Fuck Jaw

Lock Jaw

08-15-2013 11:09 PM

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Emperor Smeat

08-15-2013 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4275998)

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

Think she only started to show up on NXT around a month or so ago.

Curd	08-15-2013 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4275998)

Some chick named Bayley. First time I seen her is this week (only started watching NXT a few weeks ago). Seems to have some sort of "creepy over-excited fan girl" gimmick.

Ah, kind of like Mickie James' first WWE gimmick but amped up. Thanks.

#BROKEN Hasney

08-16-2013 04:48 AM

Paul Heyman on John Cena:

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"I think there's a streak going involving John Cena that both the WWE Universe and the media have failed to pick up on. The glory days of 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin lasted two, maybe two-and-a-half years. That was the peak of his run. He came back as General Manager, but day-to-day, going to every city, main eventing every Pay Per View, the focal point of Monday Night Raw… Steve Austin's peak was two-and-a-half years. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's peak was along the same lines.

John Cena has been the focal point of WWE since 2005. For eight and now going on nine years, John Cena has not only main evented all the Pay Per Views, been the major attraction on Raw. John Cena has gone to every city, main events all the live events, and yet he still makes all these media appearances, he's done more Make-A-Wish Foundation visits than anybody in history…and he's a tireless workhorse. And he shows up last Monday with his elbow…looking grotesquely…is that a word? His elbow was so messed up and yet he says, 'Wrap me up, I'm going out there to perform because the people are counting on me.' There is a work ethic to John Cena that is to behold."

parkmania

08-16-2013 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4273283)

WWE should definitely do a buddy cop movie where the ghost of Andre the Giant teams up with Dean Ambrose to solve crimes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark One (Post 4273290)

I imagine the movie would pretty much consist of Dean Ambrose making funny faces and Andre's ghost drinking a shit load of beer.

Still better than The Marine 3.

Does Andre's ghost inhabit the body of Steve Guttenberg? If so, WINNER!!!

Tazz Dan

08-16-2013 05:32 AM

Stop fucking swearing, cunts. I'll ban you all.

Tazz Dan

08-16-2013 05:34 AM

Hasney, stop posting stuff like that, the bandwagon riders won't know what to think. It's a Paul Heyman quote, but he's praising the evil John Cena. Heads will explode.

Vastardikai

08-16-2013 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4275799)

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It looks like AJ had to work really hard not to corpse there. I think she had to think about Pon E. Langston in order to sell annoyance. :lol:

Volare

08-16-2013 11:51 AM

Tito Ortiz "joined" the Aces & Eights.....heh.

SlickyTrickyDamon

08-16-2013 12:10 PM

#Heel.

Lock Jaw

08-16-2013 01:30 PM

Quote:

Former WWE lead writer Alex Greenfield was a guest with John Pollock this week discussing a ton of topics including the build for SummerSlam this year, the WWE's production infrastructure and lots more from his own time in company from 2005-06. The full show is up at http://fightnetwork.com/news/40568:a...ck-greenfield/ and also available at iTunes by subscribing to Live Audio Wrestling.

Below are some highlights from the chat:

Vince McMahon wanting to censor Christian's face on television with a blue dot:

Right before I started, there was a big show, I think it might have been in Toronto. Christian was just so completely over, and everybody thought he was going to get a push at, I think it was the World Heavyweight Championship at that point. We were on the plane one time shortly after I started, and Vince was just like “God damn, I just don’t like his face. His face really bothers me." I was like, “He’s ugly, Vince?” “No, it’s not that he’s ugly, it’s just, I don’t know, it’s ratty! You know what we should do? That Kennedy gimmick.” And we’re all like, “What?” Some see-on of the Kennedy fortune I guess got arrested for rape in the 1990s at some point. When the woman who was accusing him was on the stand, all of the networks put a blue dot over her face. Vince was like, “God damn, you know what we should do? We should put a blue dot over his face whenever he comes out.” It was the flight to Sheffield, England, also the flight where the Spirit Squad idea was invented. This was a whole flight of bad ideas.

:foc: