The original meme used here, and every fucking variation of it, is so incredibly not funny.

Maybe it would be if I even knew who the guy is and what the meaning behind the whole "I don't always..." thing... but either way, it's not funny, and I despise the internet for stupid, unfunny shit like this.

Everyone can burn in hell. :foc:

Wrestling themes seem so much worse than other memes as well. Your average wrestling fan on the Internet has a horrible sense of humour

Dirtsheets and WWE's update on Punk's return status:

Guess the earlier rumor of Creative/writers being unable to think of what to do for his return looks like it might be true.

Yeah nothing a wrestling fan would hate more is people liking and enjoying the product.

or unfunny memes

Does Xero still post here? Just realised I haven't seen any of his posts in ages! Last I recall his was saying "my woman" or something along those lines, and we all kinda assumed he'd found a girlfriend and kinda drifted away from TPWW.

Anyways, just wondering.

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GREAT SCOTT!!

Here's a primer on "The Most Interesting Man in the World" (It's a series of commercials for Dos Equis):

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Cena just won TPWW Survivor 9

YAPPADOO!

That'd be a good place for a WWF Hardcore Championship match.

Pick up a small child and use them as a weapon

Small child accidentally becomes Hardcore Champion

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJcl6eJCYAA8KkS.jpg:medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJckkuOCMAAdhZ8.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJclLyxCMAAGA1t.jpg:medium

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...ike-Dudley.jpg

I couldn't find a picture of him with the Hardcore Championship, but close enough.

Completely forgot Spike was European Champion

That in no way negates what I said.

P.S. Cena was just pinned last Monday night on Raw.

And from last year's WrestleMania to this years' WrestleMania he has only won 5 of the 12 PPV matches he's been in.

BUT CENA ALWAYS WINS RIGHT!? UGGGGH!

:roll:

YAPPADOO!

I think it's less about how often he wins any more and more about how he wins, like the time Dolph Ziggler and Co. did everything except run him over with a tank in a cage match and he still won.

Although at this point he could probably lose every match cleanly, and the meme still wouldn't die.

Also, there was that whole run from 2005 to 2010 where he won a fuckton. Especially from 2005-2007.

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Paul London gets killed at Border Wars

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Why would anyone think I'm the@<a href="https://twitter.com/kaitlynwwe">kaitlynwwe</a> secret admirer? I admire her openly &amp; publicly. Sometimes with pricey opera glasses.</p>&mdash; Big E Langston (@BigELangston) <a href="https://twitter.com/BigELangston/status/331247294584352768">May 6, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Hope those 100 people appreciated it.

Gonna say its a diva, maybe Layla.

I think we all know who the secret admirer is. WWE is simply going to bring back one of the best Divas (and gimmicks) ever:

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YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW

which mother? all of the mothers? that's a lot of dick sucking lessons for one man.

Kurt Angle only strives for excellence

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/...hhoffice/1.jpg

WHAT DID THAT POOR OFFICE DO TO DESERVE THAT!!!

Now that's a made man.

That computer looks ancient. Like... 2001-ish.

Those legs look like they belong to somebody else.

Thought his legs looked pretty there skinny myself. Could've been taken during one of his long injuries.

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:wtf:

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Is he running 3.1?!?! Certainly The Game could have upgraded to Win 95...

That is 95 (or 98), I had the same background.
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Brock is going to win his match against HHH because he will not be able to bring steel steps into the ring.

Owen Hart would have been 48 years old today :(

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Glad to see her back last night, and many other nights in the future to come.

That picture was taken for the special edition "Triple H" WWE Magazine that came out in like 2000-2001.

http://www.prestoimages.net/store30/...172869_th1.jpg

I got it for Christmas one year.

Pages are probably all stuck together now, right?

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Sandow needs to put out a album of "covers" of other people's themes

"Hail, Radio! Please impart unto me everything that you know!"

"I'm just an attractive gentleman. I'm not your prepubescent plaything."

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/standard...s_HOMEPAGE.jpg

http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/30077...uture-past.jpg

Is that a new dvd set? Would definitely buy that.

Available at WWEShop.com....

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The entire speech

WWE recently signed a new contract with Youtube except this time the extra stuff they are uploading costs money now.

Was waiting for this to be done

MARK HENRY TAKES WHAT HE WANTS

I'd ask which W, to which he should reply "Both of them."

Was just about to post the same thing. I also have that magazine :y:

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All grown up

If they unleash the vault then this will be an shut up and take my money situation.

"Someones going to get their posterior kicked, someones going to get their hairpiece divided.."

"FRIEZA!!!!!"

"Is your olfactory system able to discern what the solid aggregate of various minerals is preparing for consumption?"

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"Assemble upon the locomotive transportation device housing women of ill-repute!"

Now is the moment to partake in the enjoyment of organized merriment

"Increase the volume! Applying blunt force to the object, applying blunt force to the object, applying blunt force to the object."

or

"Your chosen appearance for this solar cycle is visually striking."

"Count in reverse from ten to one, and then aggressively dismantle the vertical support structures!"

Infinitesimal odds! Those are what you have. Infinitesimal odds in an infernal creation of the poet Dante!

"This is the largest of events! More specifically, this is the largest of this evening's spectacle! Be prepared for that which you are unfamiliar with! It will be invisible to your sight as it approaches. However, you have my guarantee that enlightenment will be yours. The largest of events!"

"If traveling to North West Georgia is in your iItinerary. May I suggest examining the local jurisprudence! Not doing so would be detrimental to your well being"

Can you guys at least say what the theme you are using is?

Guessing it is part of the fun.

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SNAP!!!!

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"No Chance in Hell"
"Big Show theme"
"Hard Time" (Big Bossman theme)

The Rock

The Godfather

First one is Too Cool. Don't know the second.

"I have arrived to compete, there is a fee which must be resolved, and it is imperative that you genuflect posthaste. I have arrived to compete; bid farewell to those halcyon days of old, for they shall never return; observe as your prospects are lost. I have arrived to compete."

"Gaze upon my ocular protuberances! What do you observe? The Sect of Cynosure. I do an injustice to you, yet you adulate me."

Second one was first used by Rico, then Billy and Chuck. I think.

CM Punk

"If you shut your oculus, your vigor, an exposed fact made manifest, ephemeral visions you have never experienced, and marring never recovered."

CHRISTIAAAANN

You are correct, sir! Now do my first one.

You Look Fly today-Too Cool the original theme.

Triple H, the game?

Is that a piano tuner I hear? Perhaps the conclusion is drawing presently. One cannot fathom their own demise.

Time has expired. Time to announce your valediction. Your acquisitions are now in my possession. You suffer from a lack of REM Sleep, so I will provide my own.

Nope.

Drew! :love:

THE MIZ!

Yep! Really, I'm just glad for an occasion to say "genuflect posthaste".

Solely we traverse the greatness of existence. We sustain ourselves on the blood of our enemies.

We suffer from incurable juveilnile diease. The only cure is affecting the time space continuum. We shall succeed.

Batista, I walk alone.

Nope.

I probably should have read the whole thing...

Nexus

Correct.