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No idea what a Rolento is, so attempted upstagement is a FAILURE.

Google Image Searching "Moves".


Searching for "Uppercut", the first wrestling-related image is this:

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Google Searching "Armbar":

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Just watched the Kingston vs Cesaro match from Main Event... If they are souring on Antonio, they are fucking crazy. The things this guy does are amazing... The single leg giant swing, the second rope superplex from the apron, even getting flipped when trying to do the Neutralizer and landing on his feet. He has the size, he has the look, and he's amazing in the ring.

They need to push him as the heel who isn't afraid of people (sort of like Lesnar, but smaller, and Lesnar won't be around long anyway.)

Come on.

He needs a mouthpiece.

I feel like Cesaro is getting the Sheamus treatment. Remember when Sheamus went from being a bad-ass no-nonsense monster to wearing a goofy cape and crown? He lost a lot of matches during that run, but he "passed the test" and came out the other side a genuine main eventer. I feel like this is Cesaro's "let's see if he cracks" phase.

Might be possible, though I don't share your optimism of WWE. :( Lets just hope you're right cause I'd hate to see Cesaro get future endeavored down the line.

He speaks 5 languages. He needs no mouth piece. He just needs something interesting to say by the writers or just let him wing it.

Soooo the more languages you speak, the more charismatic/better mic worker you are?

I think you're reading too much into it. Seemingly every guy goes through the same upper-midcard push and then drifts aimlessly for a while afterward. I don't think they're testing him. I think the writers just have ADD and can't focus on pushing more than a few people at once and it leads to everyone getting pushed and de-pushed repeatedly.

Vintage Kurt Angle :shifty:

Going to great lengths to escape that cage with Benoit. He must have seen the future.

He is decently charismatic when he's just being himself. THe video WWE released online when he was just sight seeing in the city and talking to people was greatness. Some of his online videos from ROH were good too. When he's being himself, he's pretty great (and he's pretty witty too).

Also, he should bring back the "Very European" schtick. Better than a straight anti-America one, and way better than yodeling.

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Seems like every match Cesaro has there are minimum 2/3 spots that are ripe for "gif'ing"

he's just so damn good. sweet jesus at some of the moves he does.

You mean 2-3 spots a match where he shows off how awesome he is.

that Superplex spot is impressive. Cesaro is amazing and deserves far better than yodelling.

I wasn't into Cesaro that much until he tossed Miz around like a ragdoll.

I love Main Event.

The set and the focus on the "bubbling under the main event" scene is a nice blend of old school booking and atmosphere.

I wish they could make the mid-upper midcard scene seem as important on the main shows.

NEVER FORGET:

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that's the shit right there

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i mean COME ON at that last uppercut

Looks like somebody got their wig split

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Antonio Cesaro's Fighting Around the World, where he travels the world with his pal Tugger and uppercuts people in the face.

Is that Tyson Kidd getting hit with the Uppercut? Another guy who's talent should force the hand of creative to come up with something.

There were many videos of Tyson Kidd getting uppercutted

Can't do much with a torn ACL.

I tore my ACL this morning and I'm fine!

Yeah, that was real bad timing given that he was doing something so worthwhile at the time.

Oh, wait.

Cruiserweight divisionnnnnn

Looking at the Best Theme tournament...

How amazing would a 3MB vs 3 Count feud be?

On a scale of 9-10, your thoughts TPWW?

Obviously a 10.

SwisstotheDeath

Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in’ Round The World!
He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It’s a problem no one understands
If there’s two things he love it’s fighting and,
Fight-in’ Round The World!
Makin’ movies, makin’ music and
Fight-in’ Round The World!
Russell Crowe!

Summary of last night: I could've partied with Damien Sandow, but carrots fucked it up.

holy shit yes

what the fuck, Kalyx TriaD? Elaborate.

Fucking carrots. That sucks dude.

Some dirtsheet news from the Observer recently:

"Interesting" note:

The brand split is pretty much "officially" dead now, as WWE has stopped promoting house shows as either "RAW" or "Smackdown" tour events, but now just as "WWE Live"

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Looks like someone has...... Lock Jaw

I think Rock can tone down the silly teenager "crazy face" pictures now.

From what it looks like looking at results, Dolph Ziggler has been working Raw house shows as opposed to Smackdown ones anyway. Meaning both the World and WWE titles are on the same brand. Which pretty much eliminates the last little reason for having two main title. Merge those fuckers already.

But if they merge them, the big gold belt will be gone! They're not gonna get rid of the new belt already. :(

*insert cheesy CSI Miami reference here*

I'd rather the big gold belt just be gone than have it be around pointlessly with no real identity to it.

I'd rather they enforced the split and created a degree of parity through the booking, maybe take advantage of the PPVs that are all but designed for inter brand match-ups. Or just have Bo Dallas win every belt.

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They should do an Undisputed Championship Tourney at WM 30. I dont know how you strip 2 champions of their titles at the same time but that would be awesome.

Concept

Winner of Royal Rumble gets a Bye as WWE Champion
Winner of Elimination Chamber Match get a Bye as WHC

14 man tourney
6 first round matches between 12 who didn't get byes aired leadup to WM
4 2nd round matches at start of WM
2 3rd Round in the middle of the show
1 Final as the Main Event to crown an Undisputed Champion

The Champions would be separate brackets to make it so they could only face each other in the finals and would not compete in the opening round giving them a slight advantage. Theoretically the individual belts could change hands twice before crowning a champion. Only 7 matches with multiple "title" matches and a real lack of predictability which is what strangled WM this year.

Disgraceful Leg Drop

LOL @ Zeb calling the backstage broad a member of the Lame Stream Media

That was dangerous as all get out.

Freight Train could have broken his arms with that. And I'm not at all kidding there.

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STunner!!!

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Bo Dallas showing why he is Best In the World

Lock Jaw. I know I said you could be my wingman any time, but you are making it really hard for me to not want to murder you.

you might as well post 1 guy 1 jar while you're at it

don't even fucking think about it. 1 guy 1 jar is fucking disgusting

Nice too see ooTin has progressed to level two of his training.

Was down in Florida for my sister's wedding. Friend of ours was there too, a journeyman indie wrestler whom I shan't name. Anyways, Wednesday night, post wedding, we're all chilling and looking for our friend. He was passed out in his hotel room because he ate some carrots which he's allergic to or something and got sick. Next day we find out he was in the midst of texting Sandow to bring some of the NXT guys down to the hotel to party with us when he passed out.

So yeah. Fucking carrots.

I assume this was Destor and "carrots" are code for meth.

Here's a nice pic from Rock.

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Christ, Austin is jacked.

Pfft.... bunch of pussies. Jericho has kicked all their asses.

They're making shaved heads look cool as fuck.

You've got to be fucking kidding me...

All you people insulting Freight Train are gonna get Train Wrecked cause it's CHOO CHOO TIME!

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Finally the internet makes sense. Well done everyone, you can go back to the porn now, all is right with the world :y::y:

40% of those polled are high

If I was a mod I'd ban you for that owenbrown. I'd probably try and ban everyone at once for the lolz though.

brb banning whiteyford for the lolz :shifty:

Better than Ho Kogan.

Why do I get this feeling that Big E. Langston votes went to Bo Dallas and vice versa?

This is a simple case of the splitting the vote. Enough of the people voted for Big E. Langston to make the Shield lose.

Damn you Ralph Nader....I mean Big E. Langston. :shifty:

If Big. E becomes the 4th man then they will have 60 percent of the vote. #BelieveintheShield.

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Pic relevant to today.

Even better!

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I really hate that "WWE Memes" is actually a thing

Wouldn't he also no-sell it?

That's what it says.

A Gertner special
 

stop it

If anyone should stop it, it's WWE. They are providing this material for those who create these memes.

I was stuck in traffic yesterday. At one point, I was next to one of these signs

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for enough time to put my car in park. For some reason, I said to myself, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not Daniel Bryan right now." Then I started laughing at the mental image. Poor guy would hyperventilate.

Actually the fact that Cena loses much more than pretty much any main attraction in wrestling history kinda says that the WWE isn't providing the material as much as people love to jump on a baseless, retarded meme like "CENA ALWAYS WINS!" Facts be damned!