Aye, just all relaxed muscle. :wave:

I would have zero interest in a Kurt Angle/Brock Lesnar match in 2019.

Sound like a typical keyboard warrior. Feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend. You probably won't let her eat cake.

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Well it might SOUND like that if i actually recorded audio and linked it, but in reality it read like that. Settle down son, you can go and pump your pud to pics of Brock in his pre-flab days using google image search i would imagine. :heart:

Settle your tea kettle

Yeah you sure showed me.

Indeed.

https://i.imgur.com/HVEz49Z.gif

lol. I remember you from the old days. You had an incredibly thin skin then as well :-)

Doubtful :love:

Dear Gerard, do yourself a favor and google the lazy fat prick's training videos. K, bye.

Even though that's probably fake and he put her in the ring to make the photo, it's still adorable.
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Cena looks better with longer hair.

Kurt vs Brock would be such a terrible idea I can see them absolutely doing it tbh

"The fans will love it"

Come on it'll be as great as the Lesnar/Goldberg match!

According to Post Wrestling's John Pollock, Ronda's main event on RAW managed to cause a spike in ratings but because it was too short and the bump itself was small, it didn't really affect RAW in the end.

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Dear bellend, please watch:

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Vs

https://i.imgur.com/fxocWgA.jpg



And before you play the "but he's older now" card that doesn't mean much at all. Back when he left wwe around 2004 one of the reasons he cited was not being able to do his workouts as much as he wanted to, and it showed as over the course of his first run he also went from very "ripped" at the start to noticeably less at the end. And just because you're older doesn't automatically mean you can't maintain a shape. He barely even appears on tv anymore so what's his reason for getting aesthetically out of shape?

Even looking at his shoulders they're far less defined and far more rounded, he has a gut that hangs over his shorts, yet apparently that's not "fat".

As for the lazy part, have you watched any of his fucking matches since he returned? 99% of them consist of 2 suplex variations and an f5 and thats it, if that's not lazy i don't know what is considering he's capable of much more and has just been phoning it in since his return.

Jesus fucking Christ, you have high standards. Dude looks like a grizzly bear mated with a fire hydrant. He's not shredded like a body builder but he looks like he could tear a person's head clean off. Typical keyboard warrior.

Is that your newly found phrase for the day "keyboard warrior"? Might want to get with the times as the rest of the net overused it over a decade ago but it's seemingly your new discovery.

It's not even a matter of having high standards, if he was putting on good matches i doubt anyone would care, but has he? Even the crowd finally got pissed off with this "suplex city" shit as its painfully obvious he can't be bothered to do anything else yet Vince as deluded as he is for some reason is still throwing money at him.

Personally i hope this "run" is his last as his matches are good as a cure for insomnia and not much else.

To quote Joe Rogan, "I'm not worried that Brock Lesnar can fuck me, I'm worried that he'll use me as a condom to fuck something else."

While paying a visit to the zoo :lol:

"Brock Lesnar is putting on boring matches, therefore he's fat" - Keyboard Warrior

More like:

"Brock got fat and coincidentally is putting on shit 2-3 move matches. - Realist, and anyone with a functioning set of eyes."


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I concur.

Your passive-aggressiveness is making me cry tears of blood.

I'd argue Lesnar's flabby look is a lot more related to him being off the roids or on a smaller cycle than in the past. Combine that with him being less motivated and active as a wrestler and his flabbiness becomes more apparent. Same reasons why his stamina in matches has gotten worse in recent times.

Triple H had a similar flabby look every time he went off the roids to have kids.

lol "flabby" for fuck sake.

Couldn't think of another word for his look for Gerard's issues with Lesnar.

*Cough laugh* Flabby though?

He's a little softer than usual, but I'd take his "soft" over my "chiseled" any day of the week. Fitness is honestly a spectrum, and while he's obviously not in peak condition right now, calling him fat is ridiculous.

lol he's been neg-repping me the whole time because I hurt his feelings.

Ditto.

Keep on trying to spin it that way, child. :wave: Cute that you're so vain you actually check "rep", funny that it matters so much to some bell-ends.


You're welcome :love:

Joe has ALWAYS been that way though. I don't recall him ever really looking any different, at least not in the last 10+ years. Plus Joe can put on good matches, when was the last good lesnar match? You just have to look at that abortion of a mania match with Reigns and it tells you all you need to know. Lesnar has went from ripped and putting on good matches, to "fat" and phoning matches in. Coincidence? Doubt it.

I love hearing Cornette's response to an emailer criticizing Morgan and not getting what Cornette saw in him because he looked like a boring goof on television all the time. Corny was like "Of course he did! WWE and TNA fucked it up so bad!"

I mean, Cornette was under no obligation to love the guy. He could have seen the criticisms everyone else did, or disapproved of him because he came from Tough Enough. But he made a difference to the bottom line and won over Jim Cornette.

It really is bizarre. Like, even if you fell on the side that he isn't very good -- the guy should have gotten way more chances just based on his size and that he came from Tough Enough, given that they wanted to push the show so much. Even if he was awful (which I don't think anyone would objectively say he was), why wouldn't he get more shots? Why wouldn't they bring him back for a Royal Rumble spot to stand above everyone else and then get tossed out by the Braun Strowman of the time or whatever? He looked cool as shit putting Big Show through the table with the F5.

Vince has a history of needing to change guys when they come up. Cornette thought Cena was going to be a Ric Flair-style heel, so he's got to be the blue-chip babyface. Orton was going to be a babyface; let's push him as a cocky heel. Rico was going to be the all-American babyface, well, say hello to your gay stylist. Doug Basham, The Damaja, Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore -- four staples of your mid-card? Nah, say hello to twin gimps, a "French sympathizer" and your mentally challenged person. Very few guys actually came up from OVW as is. I think the only ones were MNM, thinking about it. I wonder if the need to change Morgan was something too overpowering for Vince, and Morgan was only going to work within a certain context?

The stuttering thing was just fucking stupid though. Why would you purposely give anyone a gimmick designed to give them such a laughable weakness? It'd be like giving someone a narcoleptic gimmick. It kind of symbolizes all the things I legitimately hate about the WWF/E, lol. They will actively go out of their way to make things bad sometimes. Why?

I'll start on that podcast though. Thanks for the recommendation. :y:

I think you had it right on A-Train. I desperately wanted Giant Bernard to come back and be good, but Tensai fucking sucked, just like Albert and Prince Albert fucking sucked. The common denominator is Matt Bloom.

If Angle could move, I'd be into Brock vs. Angle. I could still get into the "story." Triple H and Stephanie force Angle to march to his death. It'd be a good "last match" for Angle. In theory. If Angle can't move his neck or his legs, then...yeah.

Was sad seeing him in the ring again knowing what he was like, he just looked totally out of place and very inflexible. :nono:

This is so cute.

Your answer as to why he didn't come back for Rumble appearence and the origins of the stuttering gimmick is in the podcast. The Morgan one is my favourite so far.

Indeed it is :love::love:

I love how you keep "neg repping" us while ridiculing The Dastardly One for checking or caring for his "rep points". Definitely not butthurt or a keyboard warrior.

Cena's hair kinda makes him look like JBL

Isn't that a picture of Dave Meltzer?

Meltzer is a bodybuilder so the resemblance is uncanny

Lesnar is currently rumored to be interesting in working for both WWE and UFC once his current WWE contract expires.

lol dude you're literally neg repping me so it obviously matters to you, you weeny.

Nah, Brock is going to end up in New Japan.

Seriously though, why would Brock not be offered a flexible WWE deal? He's already worked both UFC and WWE at the same time before. What would change? I think Daniel Bryan is going to angle for something flexible too, because he seems to have some "passion projects" he wants to work on, but also has his family to think about. I'm not saying he'll get it, but it wouldn't shock me to see Bryan working Wrestle Kingdom and WrestleMania next year.

Probably money and being creatively shackled for anything big involving him.

On the flip side, could see UFC be wary of him continuing working in the WWE since last time he tried to juggle both, it lead to him failing a drug test and getting suspended for a year.

Vince doesn't think of UFC as competition. He sees what he does as completely separate. I don't think that should be the case, but I don't think he cares if Brock Lesnar gets killed in an octagon as Universal Champion. It's s big, ugly fake red plastic-looking belt. UFC won't even mention it and Brock won't come to the ring if he has it.

The drug-testing is more of a reason UFC would be weary, but they also like their PPV money, and Brock is money in the UFC because he knows how to play heel and do things like beat the piss out of Mark Hunt and then test positive for PEDs.

As long as Brock is willing to make appearances and be the most over thing he's got, then I don't think he really cares what happens in the UFC.

Yeah Lesnar is the biggest winner out of the three since he has less to worry about. UFC would probably be the biggest loser since any issues with Lesnar hurts WWE way less than it would with UFC.

Just having both interested in him already gives him huge leverage in talks. If I remember, he's pretty much used UFC as a trump card to bump up his WWE pay every time a new deal was being made. While Vince doesn't see UFC as competition, he also isn't that willing to give a big star for someone else to use and not get something back in return. WWE pretty much kept locking him down in yearly deals until very recently.

Brock brings ratings to both promotions, I'd love to be in his shoes negotiating with them both. I don't see why he can't do both, he barely appears on WWE television as it is, Vince should sign him to a per appearance deal and work it around his UFC fight camps. Brock doesn't have that many years left in either promotion, so they have to capitalize on his drawing ability sooner rather than later.

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Incorrect, the whole point of doing it was to see if you were sad enough to actually check rep, and sure enough you were so clearly it's something you care about. :rofl:

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that would be in the adorable animals thread silk...how dare

oh woops meant to post in casual

#mybad

... most posters here check their rep. A lot of the time we msg one another through our rep. Plus, I enjoy getting positive repped for a good post, like any normal human being would. You're a strange, little man.

That owl is patiently waiting for Impact tonight.

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Because getting validation from random people online means so much, at least to you. :rofl:

:wtf:

lol wut

Have to draw it out in crayon it seems. :roll:

Well I'm friends with many of these people. And I admitted I like getting repped from them. Am I supposed to feel bad about this?

how dare you enjoy interacting with humans. this is the internet you nerd.

Upto you how you feel about it. :yes:

You are right and thank for opening my eyes to my own ignorance.

I wish I were as much of a tough, cool guy as Gerard. I suppose one day if I buy a leather jacket and sun glasses, stuff some dorks into lockers, and smoke cigarettes, I'll have half of a chance.

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lol dude. you are troublingly defensive.

That boat has long sailed, kid. So you have zero chance. :p

More shoehorning in of women in areas that were previously all male. :nono:

No prob bob

you forgot to accuse both of us of being virgins.

Gerard is a nice guy. really respectful

It's obvious to everyone.

Oh, so sorry

One of the so called mods jumping in to defend his soggy biscuit buddies, how sad.

As much as Ive enjoyed this I have to get back to work now :lol: Have fun Dale

Yeah sucking dick on the street corners must be very time consuming, enjoy "work".

roflmao I appreciate the cameo kindest Destor

Yeah, seems you needed the help anyway. :rofl:

Gerard, you strike me as a man who doesn't wipe his asshole after he shits. Just a "vibe" I get from you.

No need to wipe when you and destor can tongue my arsehole clean. :lol:

Gerard you are acting pretty narvish, please stop.

I will as soon as i add the butt buddies to my ignore list, in process.

Gerard, I am not coming all the way to your remedial school to tongue your asshole. I know it's a dream of yours, but I simply don't have the time.

Just got a weird dm from Gerard and I haven't even interacted w/ him

That's not what you said last night after my vindaloo shit explosion dump, all you could do was bitch and cry about how hot it was. So while tongueing my arsehole you had to take a break to cool your mouth down with water.

Btw, now on the ignore list. :)

It was odd how me criticizing him for calling Brock Lesnar fat led to this. Oh well, it was a wild ride while it lasted.

Just so happens you were viewing this thread while posts were being edited, so i assumed it was you acting a bollocks.

Bitch move to pulling the ignore card. I guess Brock Lesnar isn't far after all.

Isn't far, so he's near?