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So much attention to detail put into those notes on pointless stuff.
If only they could put that kind of attention to detail into booking. |
Having to read the website all week seems horrible. Shouldn't they already be aware of the storylines and the aspects of the wrestlers?
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r/squaredcircle fittingly scrawled on a piece of toilet paper
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Finns Sling Blade will definitely get renamed before he gets called up
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...unless we're talking about Roman Reigns. You have to pretend that EVERYTHING he does is the most amazing thing ever. Especially the Superman Punch and that outside dropkick thingy. But outside of that, don't fake it. |
Out of boredom, I was searching online for T-shirts and I came across this site.
http://www.tillys.com/intl/Men-Colle...x-WWE/_/N-9a0# Apparently, some company called Rook has a partnership with WWE to sell T-shirts with wrestlers on them. Well, at least I hope they do and it isn't some sort of illegal thing. |
Just finished watching this week's Raw and skipped the majority of it.
All I really watched was Heyman's promo, Lesnar destroying the car, The Lucha Dragons vs The New Day and Cena vs Cesaro. |
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Fucking hipsters |
what the fuck do hipsters have to do with anything
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who here is a hipster and based on what criteria
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it's just a really dumb and mindless insult so i'd love to know your thoughts on it
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Watching wrestling doesn't really seem like a histper thing to do.
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he can't stand the concept of raw using promos and vignettes to build toward PPVs. age old concept dumbfuck. hes tired of guys so the wwe should just listen to him and focus on the favorites he likes. any asshat who thinks a brand split was a good concept is not necessarily a hipster but sure is a jackoff. his entitled fanboy shit comes off as pompous and hipster, "oooh bray wyatt is so yesterday cause I liked him before he was mainstream"
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The brand split was a good concept.
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Yeah. People definitely hate Bray Wyatt because he's mainstream.
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Vince McMahon should get his own reality show.
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The only reason I would be against a Vince McMahon reality show is that the moment he realized people wanted to see him be out of touch and batshit crazy, he would ruin it by becoming self-aware and actually TRYING to be funny. It's what he does. It's part of his out-of-touch ways. Catch 22.
"Why are you airing me talking about Asian porn with JR? That's not funny. I got this machine that makes fart sounds. It's Goddamn hilarious. Turn the camera on now." |
They should do an hour long special episode of SWERVED where they just fuck with Vince. Let Ryder and other jobbers do the show.
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Anyway, more serious now and I know you don't completely know what I'm talking about as that post was a condensed version of my original essay one, which for some reason, imploded in on itself when I attempted to post it. When I mentioned the 15/20 minute promos on Raw, what I was referring to was the opening promos. In my original essay post, I mentioned that I've noticed that since WrestleMania, around 85% of opening promos have been around 15/20 minutes long and have always involved the same people. Triple H, Rollins, Kane and at first, Big Show. Basically, They've all involved The Authority, and they've always pretty much said the same thing, week in week out. Even now, there's no real change with Rollins' promos. He's still cutting promos about how he's great and that he's WWE Champion and isn't scared of anyone. I know he's the heel and that's basic heel promos but he's been spitting the same lines now for almost four months. Other heel champions have by now, mixed it up and added new things to there promos and to their character. Rollins hasn't. For me, the WWE aren't really giving me any reasons for me to care about Rollins. With him saying and doing the same thing week in week out, I've grown bored of him. When he grabs a mic, I know what he's going to say. When he's in the ring, I know what he's going to do. When his rival is kicking about, I know what's going to happen. I'm not saying the WWE should listen to me and focus on the guys I like. This is an internet forum, and this concept of mentioning wrestlers you like and wanting the company to focus on them and coming up with ideas for them, is part of the forum "experience", I guess. A lot of people do it, and clearly you've never read a Noid post before. (love you Noid) To take a line from you, it's an age old concept dumbfuck. I can assure you though that I'm no jackoff. The Brand Split has it's fans and if it were to happen again, one of the positives would be a whole bunch of guys getting time to wrestle and for many more characters to be built. Also, I'm sure SmackDown would get more viewers with a Brand Split, as with the Brand Split, most people wouldn't feel like they're watching a 90 minute recap of Raw. I don't know about you, but I really don't want to watch the same handful of wrestlers that I'm not interested in for three hours every week. Also, for the record, I've never really been a fan of Bray Wyatt. The character was a good idea but to me, it got old, fast. |
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Luke Harper is easily one of my favorite workers in WWE. He has better matches than Bray, too. Harper vs. Undertaker may have actually been interesting.
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Unrelated, but I'm watching ROH from a couple weeks ago, and I feel compelled to say that Bad Influence/The Addiction are a really underrated tag team. Amazing chemistry.
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Couldn't stand Kazarian on his own, but I buy him as part of this team.
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WCW gave everybody pyro, but their pyro always looked cheap compared to WWE's during the Attitude Era. It's like WWE upgraded their pyro while WCW kept using pyro that they used in the early 90s. Alex Wright got pyro FFS.
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WCW's pyros always reminded me of sparklers.
Or the cheapest of cheap fireworks. |
WWE's pyro = 4th of July Fireworks in Washington DC
WCW's pyro= Rednecks shooting off $2000 work of firworks out by their pond. |
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Thinking about it now, Harper vs Undertaker would have been something I'd like to have seen. |
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