CM punk under oath in court stated CM stands for Chick Magnet

Another mystery solved

Al Qaeda is upset w/ Saudi Arabia over the Greatest Royal Rumble and movie theaters:


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Apparently the "CM" in CM Punk's name stands for Chick Magnet.

Why would the lawyer even need to ask that question?

"Now that I've got you under oath..... tell me what CM stands for!"

He's going to lose that case btw

Based on reports from others covering the case, the opposite seems more likely.

Most damaging stuff revealed so far involves WWE's doctor possibly violating medical rules and could be risking his license. Also the blunder of him only going after emotional damages instead of libel damages while admitting he hasn't been affected rep-wise or emotional wise from Punk's claims.

Worst thing from Punk's side so far was discrepancies in the size of the cyst and issues with how the Rumble match occurred.

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A very young RVD and Scotty Riggs doing promo shots.

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"Yo Scotty check out my package"

"No"

Yo Gertner, I've been watching current AJPW and was thinking you might be into it. Their heavyweight division consists mainly of big, thick tanks beating the shit out of one another.

That's my kind of rasslin

The way wrestling fucking should be.

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This match could Main Event ROH any day of the week. Also, In case you ever wondered why I refer to Waltman as the original Indy Darling, here is a small part of the reason why.

He, Cactus Jack, Eddie Gilbert and Chris Chavis (Tatanka) were your first wave of guys tearing it up on the indie scene

How come tatanka stank when he came to WWF?

He was pretty over for a while . If you go back and look at all the Wrestling mags from the early 90's, Tatanka was the hottest prospect in the Indies. Gilbert and Jack had the hottest feud in the Indies and Waltman was the new young high flyer

Submitted another question to the Drive Thru. I'm sure my new found celebrity status should push me to the front of the line

Watching a 2002 Velocity. It's insane how much Pyro they were using for thr B Shows and nowadays we only get it at Wrestlemania

Yay Billy and Chuck! Lol Holy shit at this match. Tag Champs Billy and Chuck vs Mark Henry and Randy Orton

Velocity was miles better than Heat

I do not remember this Mark Henry theme at all.

I don't either, that is horrible.

He had a good run for a couple of years - especially the UNDEFEATED TATANKA... but he never had a really good match.

Yeah unless they were going to pair him in a feud with Ric Flair he wasn't going to be having great matches with anyone. I mean, HBK couldn't get a good one out of him. I always loved Tatanka's look. He was huge, and had that Bam Bam Bigelow quality of not being a good speaker, but a very passionate promo. He was very over during his undefeated streak.

Oh yeah the one good match he had was with Bam Bam at Rumble 94.

I remember it because I did a watch through starting from the beginning of the brand extension. Henry used it for a few months after his return from injury/OVW.

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Smackdown SYM. I gave him the banzai drop as a finisher because of course it's the chocolate drop.

WWE might be doing some roster cleaning soon to make room for the upcoming batch of new talent. They already got rid of Zeda from NXT and more are probably on their way out soon as well.

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I'm not listening to that whole thing but if anyone does tell me if Jericho is a flat earther plz

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Must be disgusting/hard/inconvenient when Harper eats

Interesting. I haven't really kept up with this case.

Because defamation (libel and slander) requires a false statement of fact, this could mean, at least potentially, that nothing Punk said about the doctor or what the doctor did was false.

Or it could be that the doctor or his attorney(s) simply chose not file a defamation claim, for whatever reason. That's possible, but seems unlikely if Punk publicly lied about the doctor.

The lawsuit a goddamn was let of taxpayer money and should have never gotten to trial. WWE likely told Aman they would back him through the case financially and Punk is so stubborn he couldn’t walk away and leave the past behind him. Best case scenario out of this is Punk loses a lot of money and returns to pro wrestling as an Indy property or works for NJPW.

Random thought. Could you imagine if Roman Reigns had Samoa Joe's mic skills?

I cannot.

Man did the WWE ever have some weird themes in 2002 that I have zero recollection of. Does anyone remember Kidman having this theme?

That theme belongs in that WWE Crush Hour game

...are you talking about Pearl Jam's "Evenflow"?

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Here is a dumb question: Why hasn't WWE thrown Lashley's name on a bunch of sweatbands and started selling them?

Yes because it was in SmackDown: Shut Your Mouth which I played the everloving shit out of.

Im fairly convinced that they dont know what the hell they're doing with him all the way around. Not that I Care because I still think hes over rated.

I remember the knock off action figure that called him "Hard Hitting"

Was this before he became the legend and my favourite gimmick that WWE did nothing with : Planet Stasiak?

They haven't figured out a bad MS Paint design for it yet?

You could have stopped right there.

Not only do I remember that Mark Henry theme, I remember it was weirdly used in tv bumps and commercials (along with The Hardyz and both the Hardcore Holly themes), the shitty "beefcakes" meme it spawned, AND the awful "remix" they did to it because of some uncleared samples or some shit. Thankfully that one didn't last long since he got hurt... not saying it was good he got hurt, but it was a good way to trash that shit theme.

Bonus points on that Vito post also containing Chrisian's entrance. Too bad this was well after it was Shinsuke'd to prevent him from getting cheered for his awesome theme.

Pretty gobsmacked by the end of the AAA PPV.

1st,I was under the impression that it was supposed to be Dr. Wagner vs. Rey Mysterio for the title, but Jeff Jarrett is there for some reason. I guess he came back mid show and demanded a title shot? Who in their right mind gives Jeff freaking Jarrett a title shot on his first night back?

2nd, the ref is doing heelish things. Counting slow for Wagner and fast for Jarrett, whatever. Wagner clocks him.

Out runs Fake La Parka in a ref shirt, argues with Wagner, clocks him and fast counts Jarrett as the new champ.

Fake La Parka unmasks and it's Konnan. I guess Konnan is re-debuting.

Vampiro comes out,followed by Jarrett's stable. Konnan, Jarrett and the stable beat down Vampiro, Wagner, and Mysterio.

FENIX COMES OUT MAKING HIS RETURN TO AAA. Fenix hasn't worked in AAA for like a year because AAA is a shit promotion. Fenix cleans house because he's the shit and the overarching thread of this whole thing is that is gonna be Fenix vs. Jarrett for the title.

And I'm just like "who let Vince Russo book this?"

Stuff like that has pretty much been the reason why CMLL is usually seen as the better of the two for the past several years in Mexico.

I'm not surprised, because I've come to expect clusterfuckery from AAA. This was just some next level shit.

Ive never really tried with CMLL because I pretty much don't know ANYONE. I know about 75% of the people on an AAA card between LU, Americans, and reading Wikipedia.

Think I''ve only watched a couple shows at most and mostly know Dragon Lee and Gran Metalik from there because they also work in other companies.

Seen a few more shows from AAA because Univision airs their shows on tv here I think. Majority from the short period years ago when I was really hooked on lucha wrestling. Now just watch Lucha Underground for my lucha needs.

Less than 2 weeks, brother.

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It's crazy how things change . I remember when AAA was hott shit and CMLL were dog meat

I think its gone back and forth throughout the years.

Is Dr. Wagner still the goods? His work in Japan was fantastic.

I don't really like AAA or CMLL. I have sat through a few full shows of each and the random booking and "car crash" style of AAA doesn't appeal to me. Hanging onto old TNA and WCW type gimmick booking. Also for me, a card full of Lucha Libre is overkill on cool arm drags (who the fuck would ever use this in combat) and topes. Just too much for me.

THE BIG DOG exposed

He lost his mask last year and he is somehow a beautiful man and a great worker.

Lucha Underground is only an hour a week. Maybe you should join us.

I thought this was Jillian Hall at first glance. There is zero percent chance someone who works for WWE, which I think only has a few hundred employees in Stamford, would hear Stephanie's voice and not recognize it though.


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Shoulda been Vince

I dreamt that Jim Cornette, Jim Duggan, Kevin Nash and Sgt. Slaughter had decided to create a new podcast in which they all pretended it was 1996 and discussed the issues of the day. They all had to stay in their 1996 mindsets, and it would involve plenty of angry back-and-forth between Cornette and Nash over the Curtain Call incident, while Slaughter acted as a mediator and Duggan haphazardly tried to tow the WCW company line. As my dreams go, it was surprisingly detailed.

That would have made the episode 75x more hilarious already.

They could have come up with a better "B stands for ____" on the back but its actually a cool shirt

WWE needs a character who is a blogger. I can already hear Michael Cole yelling 'Look at him! He even left his house for the match this week, too bad he couldn't shave" and then laughing really forcefully for an awkward length of time.

Even if she changed her voice, her cover would get immediately blown the moment there was the chance to emasculate someone on camera.

I think she's going undercover at the Performance Center so she'll be around people she's usually not.

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Take her to get some work on that Khali like chin to go undercover.

overrated is being kind.

I am guessing he was going for Bam Bam Bigelow, but someone didn't tell him the fire on his head was a tattoo. :shifty:

Also, someone should have told him about his plan out loud. Maybe then he would have realized it was a stupid plan, and he didn't have to realize this while his scalp started burning.

"LINGERIE?! I CAN'T WEAR THIS- probably."

OHNOOOOO, OHNOOOO, OH NO!!!

I will. I watched season 1 and 2 and then got to busy and uninterested when season 3 came out so I need to watch that. Is there anywhere you can stream season 3 without buying it outright from itunes?

Oddly enough, as far as any dumbassery of setting yourself on fire goes, it seemed like he planned, practiced, and had done this before... and that his ear catching fire was an unexpected wrinkle.

This should be seen by more people. LOL there are TWO people there that aren't "working" the show.

The official statement right now is that season 3 will make it to Netflix after season 4 starts in a couple of weeks.

LMFAO

Did they not watch their own 25th anniversary special?

The 25th Anniversary was really bad

Nothing about Kevin Dunn's production for the weekly series screams "technical emmy' either. Great camera/production for WrestleMania, absolutely -- RAW, absolutely not.

Maybe they will win the Emmy, and that will allow Kevin Dunn to finally fuck off for good.

Holy shit and LOL at WWE going for an Emmy. Their stuff is "awful." I have not seen "Empowered." Maybe that has a chance at...something?

There are better WWE 24 specials, but that one is about women so it does have a slightly better chance. (But realistically no chance)

The "Empowered" 24 special was good but like Lock Jaw mentioned, they have other WWE 24 specials and documentaries that were better overall like the Bruno one for choices.

I'd assume they picked it solely to pat themselves on the back and boost the Women's Revolution narrative they keep pushing. Having it be nominated for an Emmy just adds more boasting and spin by the WWE even if they don't win in the end.

And from the "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in" file:

They had the press conference to announce the main event of TripleMania (AAA's WM) that they've hinted as being a 4 way mask match with the only 2 people announced being AAA regulars Psycho Clown and El Hijo de Fantasma. At the press conference, they announced that the other 2 people are LA FUCKING PARK and Pentagod.

Hard for me to believe that one of those 4 guys is losing his mask. I'm 100% intrigued.

LA Park is scheduled to be in the main event of both TripleMania and CMLL's Aniversario show, which is the Mexican equivalent of main eventing Wrestlemania and Starrcade in the same year.

Holy fuck @ that Emmy news. This company is all kinds of delusional.

Maybe they can buy one? Perhaps they have an inside scoop on some greased pockets?