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At this week's Smackdown taping in Des Moines, IA, the advertised main event, which was to be a dark match, was listed as Christian vs. Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship. Once Smackdown was off the air, instead of the advertised match, fans were surprised to see Mark Henry make an entrance to the ring. As to who his opponnent was to be, nobody knew, as nobody ever came out.

Mark Henry stood in the ring for nearly 5 minutes before finally trying to pass the time by cutting an impromptu promo in front of fans at Wells Fargo Arena. However, each time he would try to begin talking, the microphones would die out. So instead, he decided to taunt several fans, including Joey Anderson, who wrestles for the independent promotion "Adrenaline Pro Wrestling." After 15 minutes had passed since Smackdown had gone "off-air," Tony Chimel made an announcement stating that while fans waited for Mark Henry's opponnent, WWE wanted to thank the fans for attending.

Finally, Mark Henry's music started back up, and fans thought they were finally moments away from a hopefully decent dark match. After a couple of minutes, Mark Henry's music stops, and Hornswoggle's hits. However, we got no Hornswoggle. A couple of minutes later, Hornswoggle's music stops, and Great Khali's old music hits, yet again, no Khali. Finally, Khali's music stops, and Mr. McMahon's music hits. Again, no show from the Chairman. Finally, Mark Henry had gotten tired of waiting for an opponnent, and walked backstage, ending a nearly 20 minute wait for a dark match opponnent. Needless to say, the fans were not happy with the outcome of WWE's promise of a dark match.

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The advertised Dark Match was supposed to be Christian vs Orton for the belt, but after Orton laid on the mat for 5 minutes and finally got up, Mark Henry immediately hit the ring.* The referee was Armstrong.*

After 5 minutes, Henry started getting harassed by members of the crowd, being called a "fa**ot" repeatedly, a "you can't wrestle" chant broke out, and one very vocal (and VERY DRUNK) guy yelled "Don't make me come in there and beat the black off of you".*

Henry started getting visibly pissed, and got a mic.* Well, the mic died before he could say anything.* Then Henry got*a second mic, and before he could finish saying "you better hope this mic works" that mic died.* Finally a third mic was given to Henry and that one, too, was broken.* He continued arguing with the section of the crowd that would have been behind the announcer's desk while Armstrong started laughing hysterically.*

After 15 minutes of waiting for Henry's opponent, some one yelled "you should wrestle him!" to the ref, and he started flexing his muscles (jokingly) and trying to relax both Henry and the crowd.* Chimel made an announcement that "while we're waiting for Mark Henry's opponent" he would like to thank the crowd and they'd be back soon blah blah blah.*

After 25 minutes Henry started walking around the ring, giving hi fives and talking to some people then posed at the top of the ramp and left.* The crowd was pretty pissed half of them waited a half hour for a match that didn't happen.

So the technical difficulties followed the black man to SmackDown!.

Active TPWW wrestling members, it's called King of the Forum for a reason. Get your asses in here and vote: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113332

Also, you thought Taker's jumping tombstone piledriver at WM26 was hot? Psssh... Check this out:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/185854-1/Rope_climbing69.gif

Channeling the spirit of Zangief/Hagar there.

Everyone go listen to the IWantWrestling.com podcast interview with Low Ki.

CMPunk CM Punk
“@AwesomeAlmulla: I have never drank pepsi ..Only cock but because of @CMPunk I have came back to my senses !!” Spell check is your friend.

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Originally Posted by VSG (Post 3540372)

Active TPWW wrestling members, it's called King of the Forum for a reason. Get your asses in here and vote LOCK JAW: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113332

A vote for LockJaw is a vote for humanity!

If Christian turns heel, would Skip Sheffield and Michael Tarver as his problem solvers be awesome, or too stale?

Here's a tribute to one of the best heels in wrestling today...

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Kevin Dunn looked extremely creepy in those videos.

..... Kind of looks like I do.

Is Kevin Dunn your father?

Not that I know of.

I wish, though. I'd have an in to work on WWE shows.

The 100 Greatest Entrance Themes in Wrestling History.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/6...stling-history

UltimateWarrior The Ultimate Warrior
Morning, warriors. Yesterday is gone. Forever. Today, you rip fresh ass.

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3540917)

UltimateWarrior The Ultimate Warrior
Morning, warriors. Yesterday is gone. Forever. Today, you rip fresh ass.

ROFL, can't believe that's real.

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3540917)

UltimateWarrior The Ultimate Warrior
Morning, warriors. Yesterday is gone. Forever. Today, you rip fresh ass.

:rofl: What?

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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3540909)

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Kane and Batista 3-disc sets on Silvervision for £6.99 atm for UK/European folk

UltimateWarrior For all the Metal Warriors I have a guest track called "The Warrior Code" on the new @windsofplague album #AgainstTheWorld

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LOLLL

I would definitely pay to see a gig of Warrior cutting promos backed by guitars as long as there was a bar

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3540916)

The 100 Greatest Entrance Themes in Wrestling History.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/6...stling-history

Jeff Hardy TNA theme at 52. The list was okay until I saw that.

RVD TNA theme at 55.

Phone post.....just left new york city and just passed titan. Towers in stamford before heading home.....what a random trip to nyc from ohio on a Thursday night......

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Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3540917)

UltimateWarrior The Ultimate Warrior
Morning, warriors. Yesterday is gone. Forever. Today, you rip fresh ass.

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Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3540934)

:rofl: What?

You heard the man- even Warrior knows there's nothing quite like cutting a fart in the morning!

Wrestling superstar Chyna tells TMZ ... she has been told point blank that if her new XXX porn tape is actually released, she will never be allowed to work for TNA Wrestling ever again.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/06/02/0...ng-logo-ex.jpg

It's a big deal for Chyna -- because she had recently been in talks with the wrestling organization about working out a long term deal ... and before the XXX tape came into the picture, things were looking optimistic.

But now, with the hardcore tape set to be released later this month, Chyna tells us she got a call from TNA honchos warning her that if she lets the tape hit shelves ... the deal is off for good.

Chyna tells us, "The whole thing has been constant drama ... it's all good in the end ... [TNA Wrestling] is missing the boat."

She adds, "FREEDOOOM!"

So far, no word from TNA.

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Originally Posted by Jura (Post 3541052)

Jeff Hardy TNA theme at 52. The list was okay until I saw that.

You're right, should be much higher.

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3541074)

RVD TNA theme at 55.

Dealbreaker is right here, though.

Drug charges are OK

Porn tape, WHOA WHOA WHOA

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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3541599)

I guess that whole "we're impact wrestling now!" thing is working out well..