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Nacho Libre - 6/10
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kramer vs kramer 7/10
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Boondock Saints 1
8.0 Boondock Saints 2 7.0 Good stuff. |
Revolutionary Road --- 7/10
Body of Lies --- 8/10 Juno --- 9/10 Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind --- 10/10 Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist --- 7/10 |
The Other Guys - 3/10.
Boring. L. Jackson and The Rock should have been the stars; it would have been much better. |
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. 10/10. Cant believe that it's taken me this long to see it.
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Ponyo - 4/5
This Miyazaki film is geared more towards children than everybody this time around. Animation is different as well. But you still got that magic, storyline, and voice cast that Hayao always brings to the table. |
Inception 5/5
Pirate Radio 4/5 (500) Days of Summer 4/5 |
Despicable Me - 10/10. F-ing hilarious. IT WAS HILARIOUS! The yellow guys are funky funny
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - 8.5/10
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Zombieland
8/10 Good movie. Emma Stone is hot. |
Inception - 92.75%
One of those films that you should really go see at the cinema Knight and Day - 75.5% Really enjoyed this, something to go see with your girlfriend and still be entertained by. |
The Expendables - 19/10.
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Life During Wartime 8/10 Probably when I rewatch it I'll rate it higher. Did enjoy the film, but probably my least favorite film of his. It did have the effect on me where I just wanted to watch movies all day, which I haven't done in awhile.
Paper Man 7/10 - Average indy film. Has its moments, nothing mind blowing but it's a charming movie. |
The Expendables 9/10
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No Country for Old Men- 7.5/10
I don't know maybe I didn't get it. I thought Tommy Lee Jones was good, and Javier Bardem was one of the scariest character's ever. |
The Expendables - 9.75/10.
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The Book of Eli 8/10
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Daybreakers- 6/10
Solid vampire flick that probably got lost in the shuffle. Lots of blood and gore plus pretty good performances from Willem Dafoe and Ethan Hawke |
Inception - 9.5/10
Clerks II - 7/10 |
SMART PEOPLE - 7/10
The whole cast is excellent, minus perhaps Sarah Jessica Parker, whose character doesn't really make any sense. But Dennis Quaid, Thomas Hayden Church and Ellen Page are awesome and well worth the watch. 500 DAYS OF SUMMER - 9/10 Just really good all around. JGL is fantastic as always and Zooey Deschanel is a cutie. The editing is fantastic and the writing is superb. See this with your girlfriend. |
Inception - 8.5/10 Highly enjoyed the film. Visually it is amazing. Story is awesome too. Didn't much care for the third level though as it seemed out of place and to bright compared to everything else.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - 8/10 Found it to be a fun movie. If you grew up on comic books or NES, there are a lot of things in here for you to like. Could maybe have been a little shorter, but really fun movie. |
Ichi the killer, fucking worthless film. 3 for technically being competent with the gore.
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The Expendbles - 3/10
I'm not really one for action films but I figured I'd "leave my brain at the door" and give it a try. I shouldn't have. Gun fight, explosion, running, corny dialogue, more gun fightimg, another explosion, a airplane, another gun fight, etc. |
Scott Pilgrim vs The World - 8/10
The Expendables - 6.5/10 Jennifer's Body - 5/10 |
Paranormal Activity 3/10
dumb dumb dumb |
Adventures of Babysitting - 8/10 Was such an amazing 80's film. Had so much fun the entire way through.
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - 5/5
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Monsters VS. Aliens
5/10 Just not anywhere close to Pixar films. Voice-acting was weak too. |
The Invention of Lying - 8/10
Piranha 3D - 6.5/10 Hot Tub Time Machine - 7/10 Kinda underwhelmed by this considering all the hype. There was no one funny scene that really stood out to me. |
The Losers - 7/10
I was really shocked that I enjoyed this movie. I only rented it cause it looked interesting but thought it was gonna really suck. I even liked Chris Evans in it....probably my second favorite role for him since Cellular. |
Greenzone 0/10
honestly what the hell was that? I wasn't even tired and I fell asleep.. during an action scene I'm pretty sure |
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Vampires Suck 6/10
Some really funny moments yet some fucking stupid ones too. |
Predators 7/10
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Grown Ups 7/10
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Book of Eli- 7.5/10
Not as much action as I thought there was going to be. |
The Expendables - 9/10
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Teeth
A story about a vagina filled with razor sharp teeth. I don't know how to rate this....but... 6/10 ? |
Knowing
1/10 |
The Expendables
9/10 |
The Aristocrats - 3/10
if it were just people telling the joke it would have been so much better |
It basically was just people telling the joke
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it was more people telling the story of the joke, dunno I just didn't like the way it was done
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also it would have been kind of nice if it said what the names of the comics were
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Ultraviolet
4/10 What the hell was that |
Sometimes I deeply ponder why people choose to see these movies and think they'll be any good
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Groundhog Day- 10/10
It's amazing that I've never seen this movie before. As I'm a big Bill Murray fan, and always enjoyed pretty much anything he plays in. I completely see why this movie is considered a classic, and why you still hear people talking about it today. Loved it from start to finish. |
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Saw the Expendables again today. It gets a 22/10. This movie is like an AC/DC album, the first two songs are total beat downs that when you get to the third song you need to recover from the first two.
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500 Days of Summer - B
Cute, timely |
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LUCAS - 7/10 Really enjoyed this 1986 teen movie and I can actually see why big things were once expected of Corey Haim from his acting in this film. Also cool to see Kerri Green in one of her few big movie roles, and also spotted Jeremy "Ari Gold" Piven in his first ever movie role as a classic jock-asshole character. http://www.wherediditallgoright.com/...uid-739346.jpg THE SQUID AND THE WHALE - 9/10 As a child of a messy divorce, I can definitely relate to this film. All four of the family members are great, including strong performances from Jeff Daniels and Laura Linney as the believable breaking up husband and wife. I was also really impressed with Jesse Eisenberg as the older son, even if he does kind of come off as a cheap Michael Cera impersonator at times. http://www.impawards.com/2002/poster...hour_photo.jpg ONE HOUR PHOTO - 8/10 Creepy as fuck and really strong performance from Robin Williams. Pretty awesome in a disturbing way. |
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Are you ribbing us?
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I think you should start doing Austin Powers impressions
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The A Team - 2/10
Seriously, something about that movie was pissing me off so much I turned it off after roughly 33 minutes. SPOILER: show |
that's actually how I meet all of my friends
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That's also how I met all of Skippord's friends
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Blood Diamond 9/10
3 things I took from this movie. 1. I won't look at diamonds the same way again. 2. Leo is a great actor 3. And Jennifer Connelly is smokin hot |
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Beer Wars
A documentary about the beer industry. After watching this movie I will never purposefully drink another Anheuser-Busch product. This movie exposes the bullying tactics of the "big 3" beer companies. The Buds/Coors/Millers of the world have finally been shown in a negative light. My favorite part of this doc was the time carefully spent talking to the craft brewers all around the country in their struggle and fight to stay in business. Beers featured are Yuengling, DogFish Head, Bud, Miller, Coors, and a few others. 5 out of 5 |
Daybreakers 8/10
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THE OTHER GUYS - 5/10
I dunno. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I feel like this is a movie I should have really liked, as I'm a big fan of Adam McKay's and I like Will Ferrell and Marky Mark as much as the next guy, but something about this whole movie just felt off. Maybe it was how I felt they were trying to parody the buddy cop action genre, yet they never veered far enough into the true territory of parody the way a Lethal Weapon 2 used to do. Honestly, the best part of the film and the only part that made me laugh out loud featured The Rock and Samuel Jackson in their final moments. SCOTT PILGRIM -V- THE WORLD - 8/10 Awesome. Loved everything about this movie, even the progressively less-funny Michael Cera. The Asian chick who plays Knives is fucking hot and I want to rock her body. The fight scenes are a lot of fun and there are way too many videogame and 90's kid references for me to count, and it's fun trying to find all of them. It might have ran a little on the long side, but this is understandable when they were adapting a huge, multiple part comic book story. |
Machete - 7/10. Violence was great, and Michelle Rodriguez was hot as hell. I was dissapointed because Steven Seagal didn't kick anybodys ass and the sword fight he had at the end sucked.
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Drillbit Taylor — 6/10
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I was disapointed with Seagal too, but DeNiro and Don Johnson were both really good and Jeff Fahey was surprisingly good too. Coulda done without the Lohan crap but whatever. I remember hearing about how they were going to do a movie based on the fake trailer and I honestly didn't think it would turn out that well, especially when all the big name talent started being attached to it, but it was good. Would have been an easy 10/10 if they could have kept the momentum going from the first 20 minutes (which is awesome) but its still really good. I was also disapointed there was no "Agent Orange" Fake Trailer from Tarantino as was rumored. From the turnout I saw though for 2 shows (got there a bit too early), I really don't see any chance of "Machette Kills/Machette Kills Again" happening. |
I agree with you one hundred percent.
I didn't like the Lohan in this either. I'm not a fan of hers, but I did chuckle when she said "I forgot the rest." I'll give credit for that. |
Undisputed III - 4/5
Martial arts hardcore. |
SUNSHINE CLEANING - 7/10
Mmmmm. Amy Adams. |
Not The Mesiah: He's A Very Naughty Boy - 7/10
http://www.bumpershine.com/wp-images...essiah_cov.jpg A musical created by Eric Idol as the 40th anniversary of Monty Python. It is simply Idol & 4 soloists featuring the BBC orchestra and a huge choir singing songs related to Life of Brian (among others). It got kinda boring and dry in parts but dry is what Monty Python (and most Brittish humor) is all about so it cannot be counted as a fault. It was a good celebration at Royal Albert Music Hall & did justice to the Monty era. The show concludes with a rousing rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" featuring everyone in the audience participating with song, whistling and glow sticks. It gave me chills. If you are a die hard Python fan you will appreciate this celebration. If you have not seen the movies or are not a fan of operas you will find this boring as shit. |
Kick-Ass: 8.5/10
Big Fan: 7/10. A lot more of a black comedy than I anticipated. Patton Oswalt was great, nonetheless. |
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - A
If I made a movie, this is what it would be like. |
Pervert - 4/10
Very strange movie, but I was high so I actually found some parts funny. Looking back tho, it def. was a bit shit. |
The Man From Earth - 8/10
Really enjoyed it. Only had one problem with it in that (big spoiler): SPOILER: show Other than that it was really interesting and a bit of a mindfuck. It was "my kind of movie". |
Ghostbusters - 9/10
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Hot Tub Time Machine - 7.6/10
Youth in Revolt - 7/10 |
Penelope - 7/10
GI Joe - 6/10 GI Joe would have gotten a lower score but the last 45 minutes was pretty good action and made up for the bad acting and cheesiness. Penelope was just fucking cute. It was like a quick read it seemed to be over as soon as it started. I like that with movies in this genre. |
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Kick Ass 9/10
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Star Trek (2009) - 5/5
A reboot that somehow remains canon? Brilliant. |
I just watched the new Star Trek movie too.
10/10 As a stand alone movie, without much knowledge of the rest of the Star Trek universe, I thought it was pretty badass. Definitely loved that Leonard Nimoy was in it. |
Toy Story 3-9/10
The story is a bit more slapstick than the previous 2, but they make up for it with a great escape-style story. And a scene at the end that's a tear jerker. I absolutely loved it. |
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Battle for Terra 3/5
Not a kids movie. |
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Black Narcissus 8/10
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Brooklyn's Finest 7/10
Pretty standard cop movie but with better than standard acting from Cheadle and Ethan Hawk. Coulda done better than Gere for the seasoned care-less cop with a week left character though. Crazies 8/10 Better than I expected. Wasn't even aware it was a remake so I might need to try and find the original. |
Almost Heroes - 4/5
This movie gets a bad rap. I laughed several times and the plot was fine enough. I'm a Farley mark and I wasn't expecting a serious period piece. New York I Love You - 3/5 12 individual stories by 12 different directors with the main character seemingly being New York City. It was ok. I expected better and honestly thought some of the little "shorts" would make great full length movies. While others bored me. |
Scott Pilgrim vs The World - 7/10
Dunno. The phrase "less than the sum of its parts" comes to mind. Loved most of the imagery, a lot of the dialogue was also good but it didn't "add up" to an excellent film. Maybe I was just too tired to enjoy it properly... |
Jumper 7/10
I really enjoyd it. I would have no problem watching it again. I do also want to see the sequel. |
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