Imagine Paul Heyman as Tyson Kidd's manager.

Hair in the back managing hair in the front.

oh for fuck's sake, do I really have to explain why a dead crowd for wwe is a bad thing?

Just you, chief.

JUST GOT TO HEYMAN COMING OUT WHILE HALF WATCHING KJHFKAJHDKAJSHFDKJAKADASAKAJAK

I've always loved Paul E's delivery of the name "BROCK LESNAR!"

He makes it sound like a really big fuckin' deal just from saying the guy's full name.

Little touches like that is why Heyman is a god.


I do hate the fact that I can't watch these shows "live", however. I always get this shit spoiled because some jackass on YouTube either puts the spoiler in the clip name OR screencaps the "surprise" in the thumbnail (like seeing Heyman on the mic... killed the whole markout). I still jizzed my pants, but I didn't paint the walls like I would have if it were a total surprise.

I see your promo and raise you Kofi/Ziggler.

Don't give a fuck if it was a "throwaway" match in the middle of the card. I will reiterate what I have said before about them, they are eachother's Flair/Steamboat, and I have never seen a bad match between them no matter how little time they may get.

apparently the WWE Board Of Directors are the most incompetent group of people ever

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

Maxine's wrestling outfit is whorish even for a WWE Diva

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

God dammit Snow White And The Huntsman looks awesome

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

Sheamus called the RKO the OarKO

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

FUNKY

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Funkadactyls is not the best name for the foxy black girls

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I would like to see Michael Cole in the club

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It's weird that they get introduced after introducing Brodus.

It is quite weird, also I do not like the way Miz said call yo' mamma

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I think there's a built in evil pimp character if Brodus ever turns heel

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I'm using the hashtag so my posts will be easier to follow btw

The Miz's "jam my balls into your lower back move" is not very painful probably

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Everyone will start clapping if two foxy black girls do it

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle #themoreyouknow

Former WWE Champion The Miz

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

if the Be A Star campaign was really serious about bullying they'd send superstars to beat the shit out of bullies

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

Alberto Del Rio kinda sounds like Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile in Street Fighter when talking in this Be A Star video

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

Mark Henry always seems so delightful in these videos

One of the Cleveland Indians has been coming up to Brock Lesnar's music apparently, and it rules

PAUL HEYMAN

really should wear a hat

there would be far more awkward pauses in this statement if it was actually Brock Lesnar's statement

Heyman with the mic flip

#Iwouldhavewatchedrawbutiforgottorewindthevhstapeanditdidntrecord.

The WWE needs to re-hire Paul Heyman to talk for guys and to do some creative work. I understand that they won't let Heyman handle creative stuff again and I'm pipe-dreamin', but as someone said -- Paul Heyman as Tyson Kidd's manager? :drool:

At least here's the good part. (1:06)


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Cena was there....

VIA SATELLITE!

Good Raw last night, as NickyFives said the 15min delay sucks ass but I marked out like a bitch for Paul Heyman who should've had a much better reaction. Still hate that they didn't use Heyman's ECW theme during his walk to the back.

Nice job at the end by CM Botch. The vanilla midget can't even wrestle anymore. Might as well release him since that was all he's good for.

Yeah, let's hear it for PEOPLE POWER!

I know what you mean. Oddly enough, she is one of the ones wearing the most clothes.

Man, I left early last night and I missed out on Paul E. Dangerously.

CM BOTCH! CM BOTCH! CM BOTCH!

Oh, no you di'nt!...
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You know, I was gonna add that I saw that clip and said that with the dead crowd, and how short it was, I really didn't miss much.

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Swag.

Paul Heyman looked more like a giant owl than ever last night.

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Ok..Valid Point.

I didn't watch Raw this week because of St Jimmy's predictions earlier in the thread saving me the hassle. Did I miss anything?

Just that owl giving a promo to a crowd who couldn't give less of a damn.

They couldn't give a hoot.

Again, calling it:

Over the Limit is going to not draw shit and it's going to be blamed on Punk and Bryan.

If it DOES draw shit, all the credit will be given to Cena and Johnny Ace.

Thus the circle continues Kai

They should give Heyman creative control over some elements of the WWE, just to see how well he does comparatively.

Give him NXT and the Divas Division to handle, or something.