Brandi Rhodes is pretty ravishing.

Guys, if we're talking about hot dudes how has Drew McIntyre not come up?

I've been in the mood for a Drew McIntyre push lately. The guy must have paid off whatever it is he did to fuck up last time. When I see him wrestle with 3MB, as much as I adore Heath Slater, I really take notice of how good Drew McIntyre really is. I could see him getting a push just on the basis of how good looking he is.

If the WWE gave him a Christian Grey gimmick (as close as they can on PG programming), he could be one of the most over dudes they have.

Can't wait to see what Heath Slater does once 3MB inevitably breaks up. I actually wouldn't be opposed to seeing his team with Justin Gabriel reformed. Especially if they did something where Justin Gabriel was your high-flying humble babyface and Heath Slater was your cocky slimy-as-shit heel.

A "Southern Hero" gimmick would also be great for Slater. Heels can be out cutting promos about how dangerous they are and "WOOOO!" Heath Slater, babaaay! comes out to tell them how they are mistaken. He always loses...until he manages to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship out of the blue one day, but The Authority reverses the decision immediately because "Heath Slater can't be the WWE Champion." This leads to Triple H vs. Heath Slater, where Slater picks up a huge win and is allowed to challenge for the WWE World Title again, this time on PPV, where he manages to win the title and gets a short run with the belt to see if he can put butts in seats.

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That's from the Forbes article.
Vince has a fucking T-Rex fossil in his office! No computer, still old-school.

What an excellent photograph!

Here's the thing: with 3MB you have a job for life. They are the perfect annoying heel group for faces to get over on. They get heat despite losing all the time. That's not easy to do. I don't see singles potential in Drew. He's sooooooo boring in the ring.

3MB could go on forever, but you can also "get the band back together" if singles pushes don't work out. McIntyre has his moments. I remember marking out for him a few times. I think his time with Slater and Mahal has livened him up.

My favorite Big E match ever was with Drew McIntyre.

Mark my words, Vince is just biding his time until he can bring that sucker back to life and start the Dinosaur Wrestling Federation.

Dirtsheets:

WWE has officially released Sin Cara Uno.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-releas...virde-26215470

"WWE has come to terms on the release of Luis Ignacio Urive Alvirde effective on March 26, 2014. We wish Luis the best of luck in his future endeavors."

Sting is not wrestling Undertaker. That's ridiculous.

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Another one of those bumps that probably wasn't a bump.

Vicious.

if they wanted to do build up they could have sting and taker do a stair down after taker beats brock.

Ridiculous. There's no way Undertaker can beat Brock Lesnar. Haven't you been listening to Paul Heyman?

If Taker beat Brock, it would waste CM Punk's Wrestlemania return. No reason to bring him back if he doesn't help Lesnar end the streak to achieve immortality.

My tickets just came...

Club Level lol..never sat on club level for anything before

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No chance of getting on TV since the hard camera is same side.

Who you going with?

Fun factoid..my seats at Starrcade 98 were all the last row all the way at the top under that Dunkin donuts sign, we were directly over the entrance.

The fossil signifies the fact that Vince is a relic too :)

Is anybody else annoyed at Chris Jericho for constantly repeating his stupid audition story? I think he has done like a hundred times on his and Austin's podcast. Stop it!

Alex Riley shouldn't be allowed anywhere near commentary

Fuck you. The man is a god upon gods.

Weird thought: If Bray Wyatt were to have someone he answered to, it should be Kevin Sullivan.

or Vince,

"It was me CENA! It was me all along"

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Some of the promos here...

Never gets old

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Knowing WWE

http://cdn.denofgeek.us/sites/denofg...?itok=4tnk-jwm

These Hunt for Willow segments on Impact right now....

That Neville/Dallas match was enjoyable

AMC is doing a reality show based on Billy Corgan's Indy fed in Chicago

Well, we haven't seen him in WWE in a while, despite being in that Muppet movie.

He was on St Patrick's day Raw with Sheamus

Breaking Bad Wrestling.

Dude got superplexed on to 2 chairs somehow got back up and hit 2 super kicks which i guess is his finisher and could not get the pin

Rockstar is tied up next to a plastic skeleton

Not a big fan of Gunner but these matches with James Storm are fucking awesome.

Aw, SONOUVABITCH!

WHAT?!

Not sure if Barrett has had a single match this year.

Could it be? Could it be?
Is that a HIMYM reference?

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I've bought three entrance themes from iTunes in the past two weeks, due to wanting pure quality product sound:

Rusev
The Shield
Real Americans

I'm going to locate my WWF/E albums and upload those too and jam walk around public places and not give a pissssssssss

That Real Americans theme is fucking amazing in CDQ

@Shad

I know man, my 6 year old son and I do the WE THE PEOPLE salute together in the car and exiting the car. I'm going to get the Wyatt Family one next cause that is his jam/favorite wrestlers.

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is that Earthquake?

Yeup and from his pre-WWF days in Japan.

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Two things:

1: The WWE logo that's on the ring is backwards

2: Wasn't it CM Punk that came up with the whole "Goatface" thing?

I thought it was Charlie Sheen who came up with goat face.

WWE has apparently contacted "Every megastar from the past 30 years" to appear at WrestleMania.

You know what that means...

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I don't get everybody's fascination with Tatanka. That being said, I was a huge mark as a kid.

You don't get the fascination with Tatanka? Well sir, with respect, you can swim in a sea full of dicks.

Man 911 was just a one move wonder huh?

No, its what JR said when McMahon revealed himself to be the Higher Power you sonnnnnnnofavitttttttch (now that is a HIMYM reference)

No, they fed him that line. CM Punk came up with it when they were feuding for the WWE title.

great look at the AWA legends over the years.

you talk about a who's who of the biz -Dusty Rhodes, The Crusher, Wahoo McDaniel, The Blackjacks, Larry Hennig, Harley Race, Baron Von Raschke, Killer Kowalski, Ray Stevens, Pat Patterson, Nick Bockwinkel, High Flyers, Superstar Billy Graham, Billy Robinson, East West Connection & et cetera

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just started watching elimination chamber 2014 on the network. i'm on screen 5 times in the first 3 minutes.

wide shots, but that makes me immortal none the less

CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM!

In 30 years, you're gonna be going into the WWE Hall of Fame, they're gonna have that capped on the big screen. You and your mullet and your best friend Christian.

Logo for this year's Extreme Rules ppv:

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only way I care about that logo is if they make a gigantic table that looks like an X and put some people through it.....

Looks like the X Games logo. Will they have dirt bikes flying over the ring as the matches happen as cross promotion?

Racin' n' Rasslin'
Dirt n' Divebombs
Motors n' Mayhem
Gold Medals n' Goatfaces

Oh wait they have things other than dirt bikes and Rally cars at the X-games don't they?

Give me a couple minutes so I can finish playing out the rock n rasslin' joke with skateboards.

TNA X division match.

I remember when that was interesting. True story.

The Wrestlemania commercial this year is so ridiculous

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Joe age 27 is like "yeah, check out this WWE magazine", and this hot chick just looks so interested and perhaps turned on by the fact that this dude is showing off his WWE magazine, has a picture frame showing pics of rasslers, wears nothing but rassling t-shirts, and has a replica belt on shelves on his wall.

Looks like the X that Punk draws on the back of his hands. So he's definitely coming back at Extreme Rules!!!!!!!!

I think that means that they are going to have a new rassler in the main event scene with an X-ray Tech gimmick. That would be solid.

I was going for JR's reaction to "it was me", actually. But we can roll with HIMYM.

didnt see you answered that for me already. This tablet is a touch sensitive and I must have scrolled over it.

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Real Americans speak Swissified German

Lock Jaw's videos never show for me on my iPhone/iPad.

I wouldn't mind it if Fandango won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

2-0!

lol it's Narc

My mother is the best getting a MITB ticket for my birthday!

I wouldn't mind if Fandango won the battle royal and then took over for Daniel Bryan in the triple threat match and won the WWE Title at the end of the night.

In fact... I will mind if that doesn't happen. I will mind a lot.

Brock Lesnar will lead a Pancrase invasion of WWE for Extreme Rules. #KrispyDoesntHaveToPostAboutMMAInThisThreadNow

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First thought of this pic from Lock Jaw: "Kind of looks like Agent Ward from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. crossdressing"

In other news:

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Korporate Selfie

From this week's NXT:

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What the fuck would you call that? 450 Shooting Star Press? Feels like it should have its own name like "Obligatory Holy Shit Chant".

Reverse 450 moonsault