Remember when WWE debuted Fandango with a vignette that spelled out his name with an extra "O"? I feel like WWE's quality control is not exactly top notch. Their haphazard ways aren't limited to the booking.

Remember that episode of Raw where they were promoting that The Undertaker was going to eviscerate CM Punk later that night until someone backstage picked up a dictionary and they changed the wording halfway through the show?

“Verbally eviscerate” I believe.

"Oh hey guys, I heard you were over. Mind if I join?"

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lol That's right. I remember Cole eventually stressing the point that it would be a VERBAL evisceration.

The hell is this?

House show with a substitution because Roman is still sick.

I don't know what's more egregious. That or that video of Triple H dancing with New Day and then hitting Kofi with a pedegree to try to look like a badass who plays by his own rules. Pretty sure the guy seriously thinks he's Austin/Rock level.

Sooo Triple H is a face now?

He's whatever the hell he wants to be as he books that shit.

But since house shows are non-canon, he literally can show up in any role.

Fuck triple h

Wow, he's a fucking moron.

He should get a blackface and join The New Day next.

You can tell he's really trying to come off as "cool" in these situations and it's just... awkward.

Midlife crisis, eh?

Does he have a Harley yet?

Holy shit, why was the Pedigree necessary?

Of course he thinks he's on the level of a Rock/Austin. That's always been the company narrative too. Go back to 1999 and watch how they de-emphasize Rock for Triple H despite H showing nothing.

Biggest myth the WWE tells about the Attitude era was that Triple H was over or important. Great stuff against Cactus Jack in 2000, and that was a hot year, but Fully Loaded drew as well as Judgment Day. I think the only time Triple H has ever made a difference to figures was when he returned in 2002 and the TV rating popped and the Rumble did a huge buyrate, and then everyone worked out that Triple H has no fucking babyface charisma and tuned out again.

This dude's ego has gotten him a long way, and he clearly cares a lot about the wrestling industry. Not enough to take himself out of it though. I cringe whenever he crawls up the asshole of the fans as some sort of savor or developmental savant, when the guys he's hiring are the guys he would have called geeks a few years ago, until he needs them to make it looks like he can teach students how to get good grades.

Every year we have to get ready for the inevitable Triple H match, because that's what people are really craving. That's why WrestleMania 23 did such a shockingly low buy-rate. Which babyface gets to look like a million bucks by beating Triple H this year? Daniel Bryan? Well, he opened Mania the next year. Sting? Well, he gets to job. Seth Rollins? Tag division. I guarantee you Triple H's match is more important than Seth Rollins' next year. That's how much beating Triple H means. Welcome to the fucking opener. And WrestleMania 32 -- don't tell me that Triple H winning his second Royal Rumble and heading into that show wasn't about him headlining the biggest show they've ever done.

Now he gets to play babyface dress-up with his NXT boys. Cute. Fuck off.

Did Seth at least give him a dirty look or confused face at first considering what happened the last time those two were together?

Apparently Seth cut a promo about making a call he never thought he'd need to make, and that you should always have a "Plan B."

The Shield's Wikipedia page will now include Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Kurt Angle and Triple H. Keep it holy, boys.

Because when Austin would fuck around and pander to the crowd along with other babyfaces before suddenly hitting them with his finisher, it was somehow cool. Because it was Steve Austin and taking a stunner from him after he's done paling around with you is strangely an honor.

So clearly, Triple H doing it is an honor, too since he's such a huge, gigantic, Austin-level megastar.

Seriously though, he was CLEARLY just stealing Austin's "thing" thinking he would look cool doing it because Austin looked cool doing it. lol

That's actually a pretty good way out of that problem. Would have been funny if "Plan B" was one of the Bludgeon Bros considering the recurring "2B" joke from the Fashion Files.

Triple H has always tried to force cool out of orifices on his body, and it rarely, if ever, works.

I'd prefer Luke Harper as a member of The Shield.

Enzo Amore? :p

He can fuck off.

Sierra Hotel Hotel Hotel India Echo Loma Delta

Shhhield

tbh tho he works better as a member of the shield than he does in DX.

Is that a commercial endeavor? No.

why my man look like a wwe 2k wrestler

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Cat shit can be made into good coffee, but I still want to eat it raw.

I don't really know what that means, but there's something in there.

That is absolutely incredible. I saw him in the CWC and he looked less like that, but man if he doesn't look like he's been lifted out of the video game. Please don't make that his gimmick though.

His Wiki says he was trained by Alex Wright, but I'm sure they mentioned something about him being trained by Cesaro during the CWC.

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No Nashvember?

Watching #totaldivas tonight with the Wife @thelanawwe #goals ..... just noticed that wife knees a bit bruised! Wonder why

I guess we know how you celebrate Rusev day

Was just looking for that Tweet Lana made where she said "The way to keep a man happy is to keep his belly full and his balls empty" and I cannot find it. How does this get erased from the internet? I know I didn't imagine it happening.

Supposedly the official poster for Survivor Series was leaked and it reveals who is the special guest ref for the Jinder vs Lesnar match.

Err, aren't women having their own seperate teams?

Yes they are, they’re just featured in the poster is all.

Fair enough.

Some rumors going around the net regarding WWE's plans for Kane.

Assuming its true, Balor is only getting the leftovers from the Kane-Strowman feud and won't even get a major moment against Kane since that's being saved for The Shield instead.

Let's be serious. He aint gettin that win back.

https://twitter.com/NineLegends/stat...65296892456961

80's Roddy Piper film trailer.

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I get why they didn't sign her, but ffffffffuuuuuucccckkk I wanted to see Io Shirai throw down in WWE. Superior worker to Kairi Sane or Toni Storm imo.

Jesus. Poor Viper.

On the bright side, also means WWE won't be able to quickly ruin her like most pre-WWE big or new stars in recent years.

Since The Shield is apparently now a thing anybody can just join instead of it being unique and cool......I want the next WWE game to have a WCW Thunder-esque feature where you can assign anybody to The Shield and it'll just automatically put a flak jacket on them instead of you having to waste a CAW spot on an alternate attire.

There was a time Triple H got so lazy in the ring, he'd come out with his hair wet and leave the ring with his hair dry.

So many possibilities :lol:

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Appropriate reaction.

Rick Rudes last match

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Sting fucked him upon that dive to the outside. Not sure how Rude managed to finish the match.

Rude hurt his back because there was a raised platform. It's New Japan's fault, not Sting.

New Paige & JoJo leaked photos have been released....

The Jojo pic of her laying naked on her bed is amazing

liiiiiiiiiiiiiinkssss

Jesus Christ!

Who's that? Unfamiliar face.

That's a screenshot from Paige's WhatsApp chat with Xavier Woods.

Umm, so she's cheating on Del Rio. Uhuh.

Nah, this is from a while ago when she was dating Brad Maddox, but he let her fuck other guys like when he filmed her fucking Xavier.

Is there a video?

Yeah, sure if you put Paige and Xavier into your porn site of choice it'll come up.

Damn, what a skank.

By the way, who the hell is JoJo?

The ring announcer

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...5/WiXb1t3x.jpg

Can't find it :(

You're welcome

hue hue, fail

Oops. Fixed.

Google is your friend

@Gertner

That's not JoJo.

Bull Nakano in 1991 vs. Today


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Talk about a fine wine.

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Lame.

Can't have a Mayor job. Come on.

At this rate I think Brock vs. Kane at the Rumble is a lot more likely than Brock vs. Balor.

:eek: Did he actually get to finish a song for once.

Huh

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"Triple H isn't a big star." :roll:

Anyone can get cheered on the indie circuit, brother.

Today has been weird.

Jericho at NJPW
HHH at ICW

I'm just going to assume Zandig shows up on Raw tomorrow.

Doink the Clown gets the same pop on the Indies.

Doink the Clown is dead.

Braden Walker gets a 10 minute standing ovation on every show he's at.

You're mistaken, the applause comes as he breaks buffet records in whatever town he's in.

Watching NJPW's Power Struggle from earlier in the morning and :lol: at the Young Bucks calling their tag submission move "Cease & Desist"

Knew they'd come up with something and call it Cease & Desist. Even posted it in that thread I believe.

For cocks sake, that ICW show was a mile from my house. I need to make more of an effort.

On the plus side, got a ticket to the next show in the bastion of British wrestling which is Cathays Community Centre which Pete Dunne referenced.

Tell that to the 50 Doinks on the indie circuit

I saw it, it's actually not a bad move.

That said, I want to hit Kevin Kelly in the head with a Dead Blow Hammer. He calls all of WWE marks, but he's sounding like the biggest mark in the world.

Is it weird that I can appreciate all the piss Young Bucks take out of the wrestling business, but still can't fucking stand watching any of their matches?

Nope. I like them as people, but have no interest in their work.

I enjoy a lot of their NJPW work as they like to tell more of a story in the ring. If anyone sub's to NJPW World early ahead of Wrestle Kingdom, I'd recommend their match against Taguchi Japan. Considering Ricochet is also in that match, it's more grounded than you would expect.

And hell, if I'm wrong, there's more than enough good matches on that show to wash the taste out of your mouth.

Find their matches enjoyable and tolerable even if they are the definition of indie spamfest and flippy type guys. NJPW pretty much uses them and all tag matches simply to entertain the crowd and get them hot/active prior to the more important stuff happening later on. WCW had the similar mentality with its cruisers when they were around.