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It has 3 directed charges on the visor that fire into your frontal lobe if you die in the game.
There are pics of this thing, it's real. Gonna be fucked when someones playing and they glitch through the floor and die. |
Dumb.
But maybe a fun way for me to go out with a bang when I'm old AF and have no retirement to live on. It's like assisted suicide, but I get to go out gaming. Fuck yeah. |
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God damnit, and now I'm back listening to the soundtrack. Every aspect of this game is top tier. I bet I end up playing it again and doing a completionist run because reasons. |
I didn't know Zuckerberg got into the weapons business.
Then again, this sounds like something out of Law-Abiding Citizen. The guy's a tinkerer who can kill you with the simplest of things. |
Zuckerberg weaponized data ages ago, which is objectively worse than Saw 2022.
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Gentlemen,
It is with great pleasure I bring to you all 285 issues of Nintendo Power Magazine. https://archive.org/details/nintendo-power-issue-128 |
And here's a page showing you what programs you can use to open .cbr files on your machine of choice
https://fileinfo.com/extension/cbr |
Time Magazine did their game of the year awards. Here's the rankings:
God of War: Ragnarok Horizon Forbidden West The Quarry Elden Ring Stray The Last of Us Part 1 Sifu Resident Evil Village: Shadows of Rose LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge |
Oh man, I need to reinstall RE 8 for the expansion. Bought it for my son but haven't played it myself.
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I have 5 of those but ive only played 3
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I'd switch out Forbidden West with Elden Ring and let them duke it out for #1.
Forbidden West was great. But they botched the end, so it loses a point or two in my eyes. |
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ruh roh, FromSoftware business practices have come under fire. Employees claiming they deal with crunch, forced overtime that they only receive half their normal pay rate for, low salary in general, no maternity leave. Apparently the average salary for someone at FS is under 25k USD per year, which is laughable, but even worse when you consider they live/work in Tokyo which is on the very high side for cost of living. Not a good look for From.
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Under 25k!
That's insane man. I made more my very first job ever :( |
Yeah and just imagine that it's under 25k in LA/NYC or something pretty much. Absolute madness.
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Microsoft (not a euphemism for Seph's dong), has a plan to bring Cal of Dookie to Nintendo for the next 10 years.
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I'M A GROWER NOT A SHOWER
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It makes sense why you "like the cold" man.
<3 |
FTC says "not so fast" and sues to block Microsoft acquisition of Activision.
https://www.ign.com/articles/ftc-sue...rd-acquisition |
Oh shiiiiiiittttt
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lol,
Ticketmaster's fine tho, right |
Lots of stuff announced at game awards.
Hades 2 announcement made my fucking week. |
Oh my god. Elden Ring won GOTY and some kid went up on stage with the developers and no one realized he wasn't part of the group. After their speech, he takes the mic and thanks Bill Clinton.
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Hades 2? LETS GO!
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How was Let Me Solo Her not present?! GTFO |
Guess I got a lot of stuff to check out when I get home.
Armored Core 6 is welcome news. Fond memories of that franchise. |
Diablo 4
6/6/23 |
The Hellboy game looks really slick.
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Downloaded and tried the Forspoken demo.
While the game shows it has some promise, it has really wacky control scheme that the tutorial does piss poor job of explaining. It feels like it'll work well on a PC not so much on the PS5. With a month before launch, I don't think they'll put it off again unless they get some real negative feedback from the demo. |
It looked really fun to play in trailers. That falls apart if the actual feel is awkward.
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High on Life is fucking hilarious and also pretty fun to play. Me thinks they have some patching to do, as framerate stutters from time to time, even on Series X.
It's made by the creator of Rick & MOrty (literally never seen a single episode) and the dude who does Morty's voice is your first gun. Lotsa 4th wall humor too. The "tutorial" assistant from my bounty hunter suit was telling me how to sprint. "You see that button on your screen? You know you can run right? I'd tell you which button it is, but I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT KIND OF KEYBOARD OR CONTROLLER YOU'RE USING" and just laughs and goes away. Caution for any houses with lil ones, lotsa talk about "fucking" and they don't care. |
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That game man...... seriously.
There are so many hidden gems and it is just really fun so far. Mods really make the guns feel new. I like Knifey. |
Spider-Man 2. Fall 2023.
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Rumors swirling that Fable has been delayed further...this time possibly into the next console generation.
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The new Hitman trilogy is going to be merged into one big game dubbed Hitman: World of Assassination.
New Hitman 1 & 2 is getting yanked from shelves. If you own Hitman 3, you'll get a free upgrade to the new game. Some of the released DLC will be packaged in while you still have to buy others. Here's the link to the story. https://www.ign.com/articles/hitman-...in-one-package |
Open world star wars game being made by ubisoft will reportedly have a seamless universe, similar to No Man's Sky and Starfield.
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Wish they included more info on how starships are going to work. You gonna be stuck on a planet and have to work or earn it like Old Republic. Or do you immediately start out with one like No Man's Sky or Elite Dangerous?
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