This year's Noid/CyNick TPWWMania main event was pretty fucking awesome. Glad to see TPWW is starting the build to next year's Noid/Adamle main event early.

Sorry to say I'm gonna squash him. Again.

Dale vs rp, swiss and fastaway in a 3 on 1 handicap match will be motn tho

:lol::lol::lol:

I know you have trouble spelling your own name, but that's not what I said. I said it was them going "crazy." Not liking them. Liking them is fine. The main point is: it had nothing to do with you. I can't even remember you being even irritating before then. Legit, the one mike adamle post I remember is when the real Mike Adamle was discovered to have brain trauma, and someone asked "the real guy or the poster?" and your response was something like "come on man :(" and I laughed, because I wondered how many people had had the same thought.

You're a dickhead, mike. CyNick was at least book smart to the point where he could write full sentences. He just couldn't apply them in a context that made any sense apart from trolling. He was a worthy opponent in the sense that wrestling is a work. You're just an undercard dickhead that selling wouldn't be believable for, and whose promos consist of "you like cum, you're a loser, you're sad, you like cum." I like cum, alright, son -- vaginal cum from the pussy I earn in every town I post in. When you're ready to do something more useful with your mouth, like kiss the ass you're obsessed with, you might earn enough cred to be distinguishable from the least memorable announcer in WWE history not named Jack Korpela.

I look forward to your retort of telling me I like Jim Cornette and think too much. Of course I think too much for you. You get outsmarted by the dog shit you step in then charges you rent for your shoe.

By the way, adamle, Jim Cornette's sperm have more brain cells than you, and better taste as well.

I'm not reading that horse shit.

"I know what I'll do! I'll write a novel that I know no one is going to read, and when he responds to nothing I said because it's so goddamn boring no one wants to read it I will claim to be superior and smarter even though alls I'm really good at is annoying people that like things I don't. Let me add in some form of dick or cum reference since I've never touched a vagina so they'll think I'm cool too!" Very pathetic.

I bet you would drink Jim Cornette's jizz you fruitcake

Not trying to "pile on," but this is pretty ridiculous considering you've admitted to not watching WWE in years.

It wasn't paranoia, it was the USOS!

It's also ridiculous that he'd be so upset over people really digging something that he doesn't.

And if you weren't upset Noid, why would you take a hiatus? lol

I'm honestly perplexed :?:

He just can't admit when he's wrong. Very childish.

I also think it's silly cuz you used to write 4 page long book scenarios where Val Venis would be world champion. And nobody up and left the forum cuz of how ridiculous that notion was, because you're a fan and you can feel how you want. Sure, we'd argue the notion, but we wouldn't pitch a fit. I get that you don't think you pitched a fit, but within the confines of our Forum's decorum you kind of did. I'm sure you didn't lose any sleep over it, but you can't blame anyone for equating you taking a hiatus because people like a tag team and a women's wrestler to you being a bit of a whinger.

Dammit Adamle, stop riding my coat-tails hahaha

It's just strange to me that you write essays about how you dislike pretty much everything WWE is doing without watching what they're doing.

Also yes, leaving the forum because people are really into a tag team and a lovely laaaadyyyy you aren't into is baffling. Especially since, again, you literally aren't watching what's making you upset (or whatever you are about it).

1st being No Mercy I hope?

Did anyone ever actually get off of the Alexa Bliss band wagon? If not then why did Noid come back?

ummmmm

Course

That's why he doesn't like Alexa Bliss. Doesn't produce great tasting sperm.

Alexa Bliss is insanely overrated in every way. It wouldn't be ridiculous for someone to see everyone jizzing over her and be like "This place is not for me."

I have no clue who that even is. My knowledge of the women's division is very limited. I know Charlotte Flair, I know that big, fat girl and the black girl who was champion for quite a while I think.

Bliss is good. Not great, but good.

She's average in every way. I mean... women's wrestling as a whole is pretty overrated (at least on the main roster) but Alexa especially. And she didn't even have the classics on NXT to make people long for.

Shes gets good reactioms amd she's marketable...its not always about workrate

Prob the best promo in the division...which isnt a huge statement

Does she get good reactions? Like... any more than the other women? And what's so marketable about her? The fact that she cosplays?

Yes

Well if that's all it is then I stand by the fact that she's incredibly overrated in every way. Dressing up like a comic book character doesn't make her crazy hot or talented. She's like the Young Bucks without the athleticism.

If it works it works

EVOLUTIOOOOOOOOONNNN EVOLUTTIIOOOOOOOONNNNNN TAKE IT BACK HOME

Yep

Everyone was enjoying her and it is fine for you to not be into her but to be so cynical that youre going to take it personally is utterly ludicrous

I would check her out, but I get bored with women's wrestling in like 5 secs. Unless it's in the nude. Love me some Annie Social matches. :)

Fucking love tpww. This whole thing is mental.

Damn right. Started with Young Bucks sucking it which produced Cornette jizz and now Alexa is cleaning it up.

So how about that Hulk Hogan guy?

Yeah, don't waste your time. Just think of the most average divas match from the Trish days you can remember and then replace Trish with an average-looking chick trying to look hot by dressing like a comic book character.

Now that I describe it, just imagine really bad softcore porn.

And wasn't it only in like two or three threads? It's not like every thread on TPWW was about Bliss or the Usos.

Jesus. No wonder WWE is such shit. You have fans who, just like Vince does with creative and his own ideas, will straight up accept mediocrity as something good.

I like Alexa Bliss :-\

I honestly don't get mike adamle. He makes well thought out posts that genuinely contribute to the discussion, like in the better wrestler threads. But then he'll go into "shisen mode" and start repeating the same unfunny nonsense ad nauseum.

Then again, Stima didn't get me and thought I was an unfunny piece of shit, so it's whatever.

We're all beautiful unique snowflakes.

Its not mediocrity, its over. If its over its over. That how they make money. My personal enjoyment does matter.

I watch 1 bliss match a month, the crowd is into it though. What more do you want from a worker

Is she a face or a heel?

Heel

Good, looks like a smug heel.

He's doing the classic Gertner "Sometimes I want to actually discuss wrestling, but then sometimes I'm just trolling to get a rise out of people." thing. It took a while for people to figure out when Gertner was doing which and "get used to it".

I am a big Alexa fan. One of the few characters I actually enjoy right now.

mike adamle used to just be "normal" and then he went all in with Team Gorm and never looked back, even after Gertner and Shisen "reeled it back a bit"................

Accepting something or someone as "over" because a slight majority of the fan base responds, is accepting mediocrity. What has become an acceptable definition of over has become mediocre. You know who was over, more over than Bliss currently, early Trish Stratus, early Lita, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, Chyna, Val Venis, Goldust, Godfather, Godfather's hoes, hell X-Pac was more over, at least for a while.

Apples to oranges. Wrestling was much hotter at the time. No one is rabid over now. Comparing Bliss to the people who currently wear boots amd it quickly clear why she has the push. She is over. More so than those around her, specifically more so than the female heels that work mondays. If there was someone waiting in the wings youd have an argument but there isnt.

"She's more over than the other female heels on Raw" also isn't saying much. Is there even another female heel on Raw? lol

Lets say youre right, she's still the best among the crop. You have to push her until someone else gets over.

And yes Jax is on RAW.

Shes doing a better job than anyone else regardless. Carmella and Russevs bird are the only other heels with any heat

Lana? Yes, Lana.

Nattie has no heat.

I like noid but I am still puzzled on why he said Jim Cornettes sperm tasted good.

I thought Jax was a face now.

She's not a face, she's just not like most heels

right on.
I don't see what is so hard to grasp here

Emma and Nia. Maybe Alicia as well.

Face side right now is also pretty abysmal since its just Sasha, Dana, and Mickie. Bayley should have been the top star of the division but WWE has done a really terrible job with her since getting called up.

Wait, Maryse is on Raw.

Might as well put the title on her. Who gives a shit if she doesn't wrestle.

Also, Bayley gets more heat than Bliss.

She's hot as fuck. That's good enough for me to give her the title.

Good to see so much love coming from my TPWW Bretheren <3

Your arguments make no sense. She's clearly over more than the other women. Whether you think she measures up historically to people in the attitude era is irrelevant. She's over now.

When the fuck did I compare her to people in the attitude era?

She's more over than Emma and Nia Jax. Congrats to her. lol

Random thought: They should pair R-Truth and Charlotte up and give Charlotte a rapping gimmick. She could be called the Horseface Killah. Maybe give her a more edgy character and really let her go all in. Would also breathe new life into R-Truth who can say he's banging Ric Flair's daughter and that greatness is rubbing off onto him, just like he's rubbing off onto her.

You make as much sense as one of Noids 30 paragraph booking ideas

So you're not gonna answer my question?

Cool. Wonder why. lol

Probably meant more comparing her to the ladies of trish's era.

lol I didn't make the post about how she measures up to people from the attitude era. It was Crippy.

ah. I imagine both of you looking like todd petengil, musta been the reason for confusion.

I think the new guy was just desperate to join in and be part of the fight club but he made a rookie mistake and then jumped to the "You're like Noid" crutch he's seen so much in order to avoid the embarrassment. I blame you again for making it so desirable.

He's not new.

:heart::heart::heart:

1,303 posts and 4 green dots. In TPWW miles, he's barely been driven off the lot.

I've been here 12 years. I just don't bother posting a lot.

I don't post a lot, man. You barely post at all.

I'M HOGAN AND THEY'RE MY KEVIN NASH AND SCOTT HALL.

DALE IS LIKE LEX LUGER IN THIS SCENARIO.

:lol:

Sadly you're serious.

Like I said, I don't watch womemn's division so I honestly don't care.

Is their belt still shaped like a butterfly?

That's the problem. And it's not "because of the times". It's simply a cop out that folks who don't know what works but think they do say as an excuse.

By all means though, keep claiming that no one should be expected to be as over as the folks in the "Attitude era". Like it's some kind of unrealistic ideal. No one could be Austin or Rock, sure, that's a given, but the main event folks (i.e., folks holding "world" titles, like Bliss, etc.) of today, if they're truly over and talented, should be getting over as well as the low or midcarders of that era were, and no one on the roster now who is truly full time is even close to the midcarders or even most of the lower card guys.

You know who else clings to this idea. Idiots working in WWE, as well as WWE fans, who accept mediocrity as good, or at least adequate entertainment.

I only remember him teaming up with that cornow-wearing rat.

Oh, by the way. White people should never wear cornrows.

Is it bad I thought Pac was Justin Credible for a minute?

Yah, first time I've seen Waltman bald.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR

It was the hyperbolic nature of it all. There was no one to discuss wresting with, and it got simultaneously both boring and frustrating. How can no one get how it's possible to like things without overblowing them. There's enthusiasm and optimism, and then there's just a disconnect from reality.

You read it. You read it all, you dirty boy. And as someone who reads all my work, you know that I've never claimed to be "superior" or "smarter". I am superior to you, but that is by default of you lowering yourself with far-reaching and desperate attempts at trolling.

And I've admitted how I was wrong for that. And people did used to give me shit. Like, all the time. It didn't bother me, because it's the internet -- that sort of shit happens. There was the feud with Kane Knight, but I didn't lose any sleep over it. It was more of a small hobby to argue with him for the sake of arguing.

You're acting as if people need to be the same thing for their entire lives and can't learn new things or get smarter about things. Also, it was my hiatus. I can blame whatever the fuck I want for it. You don't get to tell me why I decided to leave, you patronizing cunt. That's entirely my decision. I left because these boards got, frankly, vapid. That is my perception. I don't need love or sympathy for it, and I honestly expect people to be offended. That's their right.

You can call me whatever you want, but given the amount of times I've explained it to you, I'm disappointed you can't understand the difference between someone saying "I like this" and "this is the best thing ever," and why it becomes hard to talk to people who can't separate their subjective tastes from a more rounded conversation. And that type of conversation is not for everyone. That is why I left, to go and find it. There's no right and wrong with it.

I can say that Heath Slater deserves to be the World Champion and people can tell me to fuck off for it. That's fine with me. But if they can make a case why he shouldn't, and I can make a case why he should, that is where the discussion happens. That is where your Val Venis thing falls apart, because people did tell me why it sucked all the time, and that was whatever. They were right, by the way. When I said the Broken Matt Hardy stuff sucked giant donkey testicles, I got told that I was stepping on people's opinions? What about my opinion that it sucks giant donkey testicles?

Honestly, some of you guys are big fucking babies. If you don't like what I say, don't read it, don't respond, shake it off or prove me wrong. All of that is doable, but you'd rather just say "Noid, you're a fucking bummer. Why can't you just...not talk about stuff?" And you act like taking a break from a wrestling forum is like walking out on a job. I don't have to post here. It's so unreasonable for you to act like someone deciding not to post here is throwing a tantrum or something. Posting here isn't the default condition of life, haha. It's an optional thing. When I didn't want to participate, I didn't participate. Boo-hoo?

It's the one insult adamle has, so I took it and owned it, because I guarantee that tasting Jim Cornette's sperm would be a more pleasant experience than spending five minutes with mike adamle. And he's proven he's got nothing, because he followed it up with "I bet you would drink his sperm, you fruitcake." Great play, mike -- great play.

You're a logical man, #fan, but as great as you are, it's sad that something that should be so simple to grasp is alien to some people around here.

I think this is the first time ive seen you admit you were wrong. If you did before i missed it.

You are henceforth absolved of your crimes agnst wrestling forum decorum

I'm still always right, if that helps

Yeah that is cool

Mandy Rose looking like Trish. Honestly haven't seen her in anything other than Tough Enough so I don't know how she is in the ring.

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