Nice straw man bro, bravo.

I would have did you dirty more honestly but good for you.

No matter how wrong you are i still love you

I know, I love you too.

That’s the real Star Wars and I probably would be the chick, but whatevs bros it’s 2022

Bridget Jones Diary

This movie is so fucking stupid... the entire premise falls apart when you realize that Bridget is sposto be fat, but she isn't fat, she is some hot ass woman. They made the actress gain 40 pounds for the movie and do a British accent, why wouldn't you just hire a heavier actor who already speaks British accent. I mean I know why but still. I don't understand the point of this movie... very clearly was trying to reimagine the book it was based on but I didn't know the book so it was disjointed and also just weird.

Okay, I know I made a joke before about you being a child and walking in on your mom being railed by Stanley Kubrick while filming it in like 47 takes, but I'm starting to wonder how close that is to some kind of truth with such vocal disdain for various directors...

Who was the actual film director that hurt you, Seanny?

You're in a safe place. You can tell us.

Michael Bay. But Michael Bay has violated us all at some point.

If I didn’t have strong opinions that offended fags like you I’d just end up making something up to see you upset anyway so get over it.

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Lightyear - 2 1/2 stars out of 4.

Animated and acted well enough but, man, does it start to drag in that second half. Which is a shame because the first half sets up some potentially good shit. Sox is easily the best thing about the movie and I found myself hanging on just to see what he would do next. There's nothing terribly offensive or awful about it, it just needed a better direction. I find it hard to believe that this is the favorite movie of an 8-year-old like Andy like the title card claims.

Amsterdam - 7.5/10

Watched it on the Disney+..... was enjoyable. Feel like I would have enjoyed the story a lot more as a book for some reason, but I was entertained.

The Old Guard- 6.5/10 a more exciting version of The Eternals.

The Gray Man-5/10 all of the performances are good, but a lot of the action isn’t that great. Really tough to see and follow a lot of the time.

Dude Where's My Car

A little funny... maybe 3 or 4 aspects that made me laugh. felt like there should have been more inuendo. Music was deece... did some good y2k nostalgia. Got kinda repetitive in act 3 and i was waiting for it to end

I saw that at the cinema with a group of mates and we had a fine time. American Pie 2 still the most I have ever laughed in a cinema. People got up and moved.

Randomly rewatched the American Pie series the other month (main series only, not all the direct to DVD spin-offs)

You missed out, James Gunn’s missus gets them out in The Book Of Love

Google it I guess

Watching “Barbarian” to see what all the fuss is about.
So far it seems like a classic set up but I hear there are twists aplenty.

It’s playing heavily on classical xenophobia(not modern usage) and the fear of causing offence which is underused in horror.

I have seen them all, I just didn't watch them in my series rewatch....

Those are worth seeing again you big gay

Maybe Band Camp and Book of Love.... don't remember the others as being worth it... but maybe I am wrong

Barbarian - 2.5/4

The first act is very well played and it puts you in the mood for a mystery rather than a far fetched horror film. The second act is trying to be too clever after a ridiculous transition and it falls flat for me, though I appreciate what was attempted with the social commentary. The third act tries to pull the madness together but the personification of the back story as a villain was just plain silly. I felt a bit robbed after such a great introduction to the story which is a shame because there was a lot of good stuff later on in there that didn’t require anything quite so daft topping it off.

If you didn’t enjoy “Don’t Breathe” then probably give this a miss.

I was talking about her tits you boob

It's my favorite to for the above reasons and that fucking soundtrack. The 1st one was so good the 2nd one had no where to go but down.

Guillermo del Toro's Pinnochio - 7.5/10

Not sure who exactly the target audience was for this, with the singing but also the fascism and other creepy stuff.... but I was entertained. Better than the live action Disney one.

Boosting it to 8/10 after watching the behind the scenes thing they put out too....

Kill Bill was alright but that stupid “Beatrix Kiddo” maguffin annoyed the hell out of me.

Slik have you seen “Something In The Dirt” yet?
I am watching it now. I also need to see “Synchronic” and “Spring”.

Spring is very hard to find online, at least it was until I found it today.

“Something In The Dirt” - 3.5/4

These guys should always be in their films. They are fantastic actors and this is a great vehicle for their performances to carry a mysteriously vague, yet oddly detailed story towards an ending that will confuse and infuriate some and which creates more questions about the world in which these stories take place.
I think when it comes down to it there is so much detail and inner-world speculation that it helps me get right on board with their films because the characters are asking the questions we are. A lot of films like to gloss over things. These guys like creating scenarios that raise more and more questions until the incidents become secondary to hypotheses but add greatly to the overall intrigue.

I liked it a lot, I think it’s a character study rather than a genre film, but it has a consistent sense of unease about it much like their previous work.

Benson and Moorehead make fucking great films. “Synchronic” is yet another in-world film but not starring them. A designer drug that you can time travel with. It is far better than it sounds and it keeps the mysterious red plant story going and expands upon it greatly.
I think they put that plant in every film…it certainly gets mentioned a lot.
So many possibilities.

Violent Night - 7.5/10

Was entertained.

Watched Terror Train a little bit ago on Tubi. I didn't realize it was a remake of a 1980 Jamie Lee Curtis flick. It was alright...there's a sequel coming out soon.

I always meant to watch the JLC horrors from her early career but the poster for Terror Train is laughably bad so I never gave any of the others much consideration.
Trading Places is good for a wank if you have A-B repeat though, just saying.

Horror is my favorite genre. That being said, I was never a huge fan of the Halloween movies. I was more of a Jason/FreddyChucky/VHS rental B level movies fan.

What came first? rez and his Sears/JCP Christmas catalog lingerie or 80's horror titties? I'm not sure now!

Horror is one of my least favoured genres but it has given me more memories than most.

“The Hitcher” is a film that I would call purebred horror but that could be called a psychological thriller. I suppose it’s what scares you that matters.

I had a recurring nightmare about Rutger Hauer for years. He would do his hitcher routine then I’d end up pulling my own teeth out.

Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (aka Step Kids). aka one of the trailers on the TMNT Secret of the Ooze VHS.

I think I watched it when it came out but I woulda been little. It's got Kevin McCallister's sister Meghan in the lead role and a buncha popular actors of the time.

I liked it.

You recognize it.

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OMFG!!!


I remember the tag line "Coming relatively to a theater near you" after watching that.


100% watched that movie.

Reminds me of the Pizza Hut commercial on the TMNT VHS.




IIIIIII plaaaaaay, right-field, where the dandelions grow........


and some kid catches a ball, they go celebrate at pizza hut. Gonna find it and feed you nostalgia junkies your fix.