It could also be possible that Jack Swagger and Natalya were used to put over two people that WWE is attempting to get over just like they have been used for months now.

It's like when he pointed out JTG jobbing to Ryback on Raw a couple weeks back as punishment. Because... ya know... JTG jobbing to someone, much less FUCKING RYBACK was so out of the ordinary that it was definitely punishment.

I'm wondering the context, and the best I can come up with is "one of Harley Race's epic BBQs."

"got a dui last night" - Gobbledy Gooker

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Why does the British Bulldog look like the only one who came straight from the arena?

Davey Boy. Any time. Anywhere.

Wolf Dick (aka HHH) ‏@HUGEWOLFDICK
All of these jobronies think they're fucking stars. They got no asses. None. Grow a muscular ass, then we'll talk drawing money. Fuck, man.

D'Lo Brown has a law degree, as well as Otunga and a few other guys. People can have more than one passion.

maybe it's that whole "having something to fall back on" if their wrestling dreams never came true....?

This as well.

I think I subconsciously copied Ziggler as for the past several months I've almost exclusively been wearing plain V-neck t-shirts in multiple colours.

Though I don't have any pink sunglasses... yet.

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lol. I love the little acknowledgement that he's a written character with the "for reasons never quite explained..." line.

MARYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE (not) PIC OF THE DAY (but the only one she posted today)

https://instagr.am/p/O7MKrIP62H/media/?size=l

Let's be serious here- that is one hot mugshot. Especially for a DUI. Pretty much everyone else looked like shit in that situation.

Also, I wonder if she called her mama with her one phone call.

Tien:

About two years ago, I went down to Orange County to visit a friend. We were at some healthy juice place, you know one of those places where Ed Hardy-wearing dudes and super health-conscious chicks hang out. As me and my buddy were in line to get one of his banana flavored protein powders, this huge-ass man comes in. He's wearing shades and a hat, so I couldn't really tell who it was. Suddenly the clerk stops ringing up the customer and everyone in the store (there were like eight of us) see what he's looking at. Right as I turn around I see Brock Lesnar talking with some smaller man about what's something that helps with digestion. He was in town for the UFC event against Cain Velasquez.

Anyway, my buddy being the idiot that he is walks up to Brock and I don't know what he says but Brock says something like, "sorry man I'm in my fight mode." My friend leaves it at that and heads back with his tail between his legs. These two douchebag-looking guys try to talk to him, and get the same response from Lesnar. Apparently they won't get over Brock slighting them, so they say loudly enough for Brock to hear them that they think Cain is going to kick his ass (which he did). Thinking they're funny they go on for a few seconds before Lesnar just walks right next to them and gives them the death stare. I swear the one talking must have shit in his pants, because he quickly shut up, backed away and almost ran out the store with his friend following him. We all look over at Lesnar who just smirks and goes back to doing his business. Lesson here, Brock Lesnar is massive and to all those douchebag bros in Orange County, watch who you mouth off to.

Sean:

In the summer of 2001 I was preparing to go to college and working at my dad's restaurant. I had known there was a WCW House show going on at the arena less than a mile from the restaurant. Being that the restaurant was a local haven for the town's NHL team, I wondered if any of the wrestlers might make it through. The day started to grow late, and my shift was rapidly coming to an end when one mountain of a man, and his shorter, but perhaps scarier friend took a seat at my counter. I retrieved a couple glasses of water, and offered the men something to drink. As they lowered there menus to bark at me for nothing more than three more glasses of water each, I realized that I was taking the orders of "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash and "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner.

After a few minutes of looking over the menu, and taking great efforts to make sure they weren't recognized (I doubted that the 70-year-old women in the booth behind them would flash a Wolfpac sign), they order two of the biggest entrees in a restaurant already renowned for enormous portion size. I rationalize that they are big guys, and ask what they want as their side dishes. They each order pasta. Not the side order size, but the entree size. At this point I suggest that this is a lot of food, and ask if perhaps they'd like a 1/2 order of pasta as a compromise. Steiner assures me, in a tone that I'm a moron for even asking such a question, that the order stands.

At this point I'm annoyed that someone would talk to a complete stranger, who is simply trying to help, in such a manner. Eventually I deliver their food armed with the knowledge that I will be vindicated in being a good Samaritan who was treated unjustly (keep in mind, I'm 18 - being right was everything). I go about my duties, setting up for my relief, intermittently checking on Steiner and Nash, who was only slightly more pleasant than his counterpart. Eventually they ask for the check, and hand me credit cards without even bothering to scan the bill. They sign and leave, presumably making their way to the arena, and I round the counter to bus their plates, but am struck dumbfounded before I can pick anything up. Both men had finished cleaning all the massive plates of food. The stark realization that will never leave me set in: Scott Steiner was justified in being a dick.

Nicky:

Earlier this year, WWE Monday Night RAW came to town, and my friend and I probably were the first to get tickets. Both of us have been wrestling fans from the womb, so why wouldn't we jump at the opportunity to go relive our youth. We heard that the wrestlers stayed at a hotel down the street from the arena, so after the event, we headed to the hotel bar.

Upon entering, we saw John Laurinaitis bellied-up to the bar solo, drowning his sorrows. He did just get GTS'd by CM Punk earlier in the evening to the crowd's elation, to be fair. Obviously, we went over and started talking to him. When we ordered our beers, he told the bartender, "Put it on my tab," in his trademark raspy voice, which sounds exactly like Bob Einstein's aka Mart Funkhouser from Curb Your Enthusiasm. We talked about how great he was during RAW that night, his overall awesomeness and, most importantly, the golden era of WWF (the last one was mostly just a long diatribe by yours truly). Nicest guy we've ever met - definitely not deserving of his heel status. We were elated at this point, drinking with John Laurinaitis, going back and forth buying each other drinks and just loving life. Now, this could have been either five minutes or hours - our time recollection at that point had been significantly altered. Nevertheless, as we were thinking about calling it a Monday night, who walks in but Vince McMahon and wrestling legend Pat Patterson. We freaked out and immediately ordered a round for Laurinaitis, McMahon and Patterson. Again, we could've been drinking with them for five minutes or hours. Best guys ever. Things got a little (a lot) blurry from there.

When we both woke up at our respective residences, we immediately called each other to verify the encounter actually happened. My friend had a pounding headache (we're no longer young bucks), an ATM receipt in his pocket for $200 from 12:01am, a taxi cab company's card and $35 left in cash. I had a very angry girlfriend (she picked us up) and a mental haziness that could rival the density of concrete. But in the end, we pieced together the GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES. Our only regret was not taking a picture with them, or at least Vince McMahon....

....until about a week later when I was browsing the pictures on my phone and found this.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17xh...g/original.jpg

Aaaaaand I like John Laurinaitis now.

I think I see areola.

WWE.com search "Who's that jumpin out the sky" - Ultimate Warrior


Guess he's just come back from visiting Planet Warrior.

Survey Time:

Which one changes first - the WWE Championship belt, or John Cena's theme?

Adorable.

belt

The WWE Championship belt. I am a fan of Justin Roberts introducing John Cena while his entrance theme plays.

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...fe136cfb/l.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2LPTc6W9ff...Cena-Funny.jpg

Terrible

That was the reason why I posted it.

Dear Juan, if you thought that I found those Cena pictures to be funny, you gotsta be kidding me.

Kane never had anything to do with burying Undertaker in 1996 like that meme says..... #memefail

The one of him with the Diva's title is actually a pretty well done pic. Just sayin'.

So, there is further story coming out that Funkadactyl Cameron tried to bribe the policeman who pulled her over with $10,000 because she didn't want to lose her job.

oooooooooooooo she's gonna get fired

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I'd be giddier than a fucking girl if I could get hammered in a hotel bar with Vince McMahon.

Vince McMahon is known as the guy who took the Doomsday Device in a strip club, so, he parties hard.

You better be ready.

Hell, I'd take the ol' "Mac Stunner".

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Fuck, I love Vince McMahon:

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Do you believe?</p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@HuskyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HuskyWWE/status/240994147836768256" data-datetime="2012-08-30T02:07:36+00:00">August 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The wait is almost over........</p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@HuskyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HuskyWWE/status/240994220847026176" data-datetime="2012-08-30T02:07:54+00:00">August 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>September the 20th. Full sail university<a href="https://twitter.com/search/?q=%23returnOfWyatt"><s>#</s><b>returnOfWyatt</b></a></p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@HuskyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HuskyWWE/status/240994455652532224" data-datetime="2012-08-30T02:08:50+00:00">August 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Time to change the world</p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@HuskyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HuskyWWE/status/240994700901896192" data-datetime="2012-08-30T02:09:48+00:00">August 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I will no longer be alone, i want to introduce you to my family</p>&mdash; Bray Wyatt (@HuskyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HuskyWWE/status/240998016914448386" data-datetime="2012-08-30T02:22:59+00:00">August 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

Thank....you....god.

I'm all boned up over here!

This is EXCELLENT news!

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Someone send this to Zack Ryder

"Good things come to those who believe in Bray Wyatt."

This is the best news I heard all day :D

Bad news for all you AJ fans out there.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...r-Playboy.html

does that mean she has done something with PB before or just off wording?

http://i.imgur.com/dNrNc.gif

Ahahaha

A fan was trying to console Swagger at ringside after the match.

Or milking an imaginary cow.

I think he's channeling Ryback.

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/...back%20wwe.gif

My bad. I was looking at the guy in the top most row in the picture :lol:

With his mind.

If I ever go to a WWE event in the future, I am going to take a "Yep! Yep! Yep! What it do? " sign.

http://i.imgur.com/tP8sz.gif

http://i.imgur.com/YVRiR.gif

that's nice.....

http://i.imgur.com/tP8sz.gif

"Yeah, not doing Playboy."

http://i.imgur.com/YVRiR.gif

"Penthouse, on the other hand..."

That makes the old Burger king chants even funnier

Lol at Kurt's "wrestling is not a team sport" shirt...Kurt s anti tag tams I see

Lol at the crowds 'no!" Chant for the gut check guy

Joey Ryan! Lol that's awesome

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Has anybody else noticed that <a href="https://twitter.com/thedamiensandow"><s>@</s><b>thedamiensandow</b></a> looks exactly like Non from Superman 2?? <a href="http://t.co/rm5Z9kSm" title="http://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/222581018643804161/photo/1">twitter.com/IAmJericho/sta…</a></p>&mdash; Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/222581018643804161" data-datetime="2012-07-10T06:40:26+00:00">July 10, 2012</a></blockquote>

He looks more like this dude

http://ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr/HTLM...Stevens_02.jpg

Looks like Non, speaks like Zod.

Cena's gonna imprison him in the Phantom Zone at some point.

Had no idea Sandow had been on the main roster before.

I forgot who his partner was. Or that Mrs. 'Taker was doing the "naughty teacher" bit. And isn't Kash's partner Jamie Knoble?

Jamie Noble and Kid Kash were the Pitbulls for a while.

Yeah. He was Idol Stevens.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...erspets/05.jpg

http://www.nikkiheyman.com/sitebuild...92-332x210.jpg

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http://sosofficial.com/images/news/s...bogbody-01.jpg

If this was the "face" Sheamus, no one would be bitching about him.

This was pretty bad ass.

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I like this version (with the first bit) of his entrance theme a bit more.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...wood-chair.jpg

Lil Jimmy

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The girl is so happy.

I didn't watch the whole thing. Did Oliver John end up winning?