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"Hand job" = William Regal
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"Winning" = Epic...o
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According to WWE.com, someone is hiding a little secret when the word "exposing himself" is used
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"Public urination" = Paul Heyman
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Glory Hole = Jazz
Blue Balls = Titus O'Neil |
"Worst in the world" = JBL
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"Over rated" = Curt Hawkins
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"Under rated" = Mick Foley
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"Balls in her face" = Luna Vachon
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"Balls in his face" = Vince McMahon
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"James Steele's real favorite wrestler" = George "The Animal" Steele
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"Face of the WWE" = Rikishi
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"Big, worthless piece of shit" = Big Daddy V
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"The Walking STD" Antonio Cesaro
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"Plenty of blowjobs to go around" Kelly Kelly
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"Killed at least 23 kittens on a daily basis" Stu Hart
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"Not a fan of your shenanigans" Derrick Bateman
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"I've taken dumps bigger than" Evan Bourne
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Nice ass - The Rock
Nice legs - Nikki Bella Nice eyes - Trish Stratus Nice breasts - I'll leave that to you |
Aaah. Thank you, Lock Jaw for showing me this never ending playground for my easily amused mind.
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"He who shall not be named" Pete Rose
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"Who was behind GTV?" Maryse
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"Nice dong" - Foley
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"Who was driving the hummer?" Jack Doan
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Wrestling's biggest secrets being revealed right here courtesy of WWE.com folks.
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"If WCW were around today, who would be it's world champion?" Molly Holly
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"Who raised the briefcase at the 1999 King of the Ring?" King Kong Bundy
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"Who sent Booker T those 'I still remember' notes?" Booker T
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Turns out the TPWW meme about Cena winning all the time is wrong
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"Who invented Canada?" - The Miz
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All of these posts will be reported by Ryan Clark tomorrow.
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"Total Non-Stop Action" Lex Luger
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"WHO'S THAT IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"
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And I will consult you all to WWE.com to search for the answer to one of TPWW's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries....
"Who is Destor?" |
I knew it!
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douche bag = john cena
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I just hate the fact that he's a plagarising douche
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Pirate Ginger in the front
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Lol even if it didn't have it written on the bottom and have the store in the background I would definitely guess that was the staff of a Forbidden Planet.
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Or potentially a Gamestation.
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ah ha yes. Or CeX, for those who aren't quite nerdcore enough for the above mentioned 2.
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not sure what nerdcore is. Didn't just wanna put "nerd" for fear of sounding like Robert Downey Jr. in an 80's film
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Would have to be at least one really overweight guy for it to be CeX. We have two here and both stores stink of sweat.
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actually can't slate the local CeX's too badly. No really overweight people and they of course have the typical ridiculous ones but the one in town has a blonde bird who's a bit minttt. Couple of "very attractive" females I know have worked in a CeX at one point or another as well
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Of our two in the city centre, there's a really small one that doesn't even have a door because it would take up too much space so you can kinda forgive that one for smelling a bit due to the size, but in the bigger store there's this one guy who is legit like 300lbs with long hair that looks like it's dripping with grease so it's safe to assume he is responsible for 100% of the stench in there.
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Though at least with CeX, the females know stuff about what they're selling. Unlike GAME, who employ "very attractive females" who don't have a damn clue about games. I'm sure GAME hire them so socially awkward guys will buy a game just so they can talk to a "hot chick". |
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Linda has a 3 point lead 49 to 46 in the Senate race.
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God dammit let the smear campaign again.
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lol what?
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LOL, THIS. MATCH. ACTUALLY. HAPPENED. I honestly do not remember this match, but Storm's rarely heard party boy theme, plus his dancing...so crazy. |
They should turn Teddy Long heel again and put him with the Prime Time Playas and just have him be their A.W.
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"Get ready for the Prime Time Playas, playas! Because up next is a ..... TAG TEAM MATCH! HOLLA HOLLA!"
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Usually tallies up Raw after every episode. Last 4 episodes alone went from 56 to 51 to 44 to 43 for in-ring minutes. For comparison, the final 2-hour show had about 52 minutes while the special 1000th episode had just 45 minutes. |
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Bob Uecker "man of 1000 blow jobs" - The Million Dollar Man "has foreskin fungus" - Ranjin Singh "suffers from ED" - SPOILER: show |
"doesn't wash their hands after flushing" - Ric Flair
"hates the internet" - Ryder |
"Still uses the phrase 'wassuuuuuuup!'"
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"Tapes football games without the signed, written consent of the NFL"
"Big Cat" Ernie Ladd |
"Masturbates to 'Wheel of Fortune'"
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"most likely to get beaten up by an ant" - Sid
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Biggest nipples in the universe... Lillian Garcia.
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According to Ryan Clark, the WWE has been "teasing" and punishing everyone that has spoken out from their frustrations recently. Assuming he's correct, Nataylia and Swagger are the most recent ones.
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"Sloppy Joe" -Mason Ryan
"Racist"- BoBo Brazil "Dirty Whore"-Brooklyn Brawler "Big Nipples"- Big Daddy V "Chocolate Thunder" - Tensai |
All ryan does is SPECULATE
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"Loves to play dirty" - Jim Ross
"Hairy Bastard" - George Steele "Rapes Little Girls" - Michelle McCool |
"Awful Rapist" - The Rock
"Little Girl is a Human Skin Suit" - Fabulous Moolah "Ball Tickler Extraordinaire" - Vince McMahon Has this officially gotten worse than those awful wrestler sex fantasy pictures? |
"most likely to be eaten in a zombie outbreak" - Torrie Wilson
"who keeps stealing my money" - Kofi Kingston |
Has anybody else heard anything about Funkadactyl Cameron getting arrested for a DUI Friday night?
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She has degrees in psychology and business marketing..why is she a "funkadactyl"
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Damn, they had her put on the orange suit.
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Nobody understands the awesomeness of Alicia Fox versus Melina as she does.
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