Which led to him being a superhero to counterbalance the neurosis, then dropped all of that to be a super heel leading the World Elite, then dropped that to pal around with Nash and Hall before getting a concussion and stripping in matches and tying up with refs, which then morphed into basically being a scientist.

I'm skipping over the "Robert Roode" saga which never ended

They should give Barrett a King Leonidas inspired gimmick just in time for the release of 300: Rise of an Empire, as he looks kinda like Gerard Butler.

Whilst we're at it, make Cesaro into a Jason Statham-a-like. Although I guess he'd be stepping on Cena's toes as "the guy that stars in those shit action flicks".

Happy 3/16 you sorry sombitches!

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Why do I keep hearing stories about "potential buyers" for WWE?

Vince selling the company seems like a bizarre fucking notion but it seems like a "hot topic" all of a sudden.

So how many CM Punk marks will turn into the Talking Dead tonight in hopes he gives a hint about his WWE status only to be sad little fans when he doesn't same a damn word about it.

AMC wants to buy WWE
cm Punk will be on AMC tonight
Jumping to conclusions via Process of elimination.

CM Punk will be becoming back as the new owner of WWE.

10 minutes in No WWE talk..sorry Sad little CM Punk fans

What's he talking about? Zombies? Chicago? Chicago zombies?

This is music to fuck to, not music to fake-fight after.

The episode of The Walking Dead that aired. The show is called Talking Dead not talking WWE

Judging by his appearance, he's spent the last several weeks sleeping and getting a shower

OH MY!!! Batista just showed up on Talking Dead and BATISTA BOMBED CM Punk through the coffee table!!!!

I KNEW IT WAS A WORK, I CALLED IT ALL ALONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOO AHAHAHAHA WORK WOOOO RASSLE RASSLE WOOOO!

I'll let everyone know what it's like once I've read it.

But did he get a clue?

Christian needs to form "The New Brood". Everybody knows how much fans love 3-man stables.

Surprise hug.

I'm so fuckin pumped for RAW, I might point at the camera when the Shield comes out.

Christian has never won the World Heavyweight Championship via pinball or submission :cool:

:lol: Another LOLTNA moment brought to you by the good folks at.... well, who really gives a shit?

You taking that giant "LOCK JAW IS MY HERO" sign? The one that you will need the rest of the row to help you hold up? I'm sure you can talk them into it once you tell them who I am.

For what it's worth, my ol lady cared far more about the fact that Philip was wearing tennis shoes WITHOUT socks! Oh my gawd, someone alert Ryan Clark! This has to mean something!

That is gross, though. Are you sure he wasn't just those "no show" socks?

I was meaning to post about this sooner but when I was flying to Louisiana in February, I was in the Knoxville McGhee Tyson airport and I actually ran into Kane. It was interesting seeing him in the airport, at first I was like is that Kane and then I looked again and he was in his business suit and was carrying a WWE drawstring bag. I never got enough courage to approach him and didn't want to seem like a bother, I just thought it was cool that he was actually in my area.

Employed for years without having to do much of anything?

Yoshi keeps the Japanese market on point. He will be around for a minute.

I've gotten so many sign requests and I'm not even a sign guy, sign guy was at a house show this weekend and he was mad annoying, I might bring one or two, idk. Sitting at work thinking bout getting on the road whenever the time comes.

Brigstocke World Order sign is a MUST... available now on BrigShop.com

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Former world junior heavyweight champion Lorenzo Parente passes away


Lorenzo Parente, a star in the 60s and early 70s in a number of Southern territories, passed away yesterday at the age of 78.

Parente's funeral will be Tuedsay at 10 a.m. at St. Edward Catholic Church in Brentwood, TN.

Parente was best known in wrestling as being one of the leading rivals of Danny Hodge, the perennial world juinor heavyweight champion He captured the title twice, once in 1965 and a second time in 1966.

Parente formed a tag team with Bobby Hart for a number of years after that, before retiring in the mid-70s, and owning Lorenzo's Italian Restaurant in Nashville.

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Mr. T also made appearances in WCCW & WCW.

Good for him for finally accepting the WWE HOF offer.

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MR. T TO BE INDUCTED INTO WWE HALL OF FAME, FOOL

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Mr. T pities anybody who isn't in the WWE Hall of Fame ... because after playing a pivotal role in launching WrestleMania 30 years ago -- the 80s star is finally getting his due.

Vince McMahon says ... T will be this year's celebrity inductee into the Hall of Fame, telling TMZ, "His WWE appearances were instrumental in helping to establish WrestleMania as the pop-culture phenomenon it is today."

Mr. T famously said he turned the WWE down for a H.O.F. spot in 2009 ... but now the two sides have buried the hatchet -- and the "A-Team" star will take his rightful place in the celebrity wing.

If you're too young to remember -- Hulk Hogan and T teamed up at the inaugural event ... he also took part in a special boxing match at WrestleMania II against Roddy Piper.

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The Hall of Fame ceremony airs on April 5 ... and will air in its entirety on the WWE Network.

No word on who's inducting T.

With Hogan recently returning to the company though -- we're guessing he's a lock, brother.

piper better get involved

I hope he improves his pinball game soon so he can become a contender again.

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He'll have to beat a deaf, dumb, blind kid.

Guys, checkout WWE Slam City. Seriously.

Should have called it beWWEjewled.

What the hell is this on the network with Lita scooping dog poop?

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He should have been booger red in wcw

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lol

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Too late Naomi.

lol STD

Naomi has great tits.

Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? :shifty:

vanilla midget, future endeavoured.

lol. So... It appears JBL is behind CrankyVince.

Yeah, I follow both on Twitter and during the show I was stroking my chin quite profusely.

JBL says he's being framed because the Cranky Vince one was posted on a laptop and posted after his.

I DON'T KNOW...

Would be easy to confirm if they weren't posted exactly at 7:15.

I am somewhat convinced that JBL is Cranky Vince.

Is she wearing a transparent bra or something?

This might actually be stupider than Melina/Alicia Fox being Cameron's favorite match.

Opinions, right?

LOL, goals.

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Who took that picture though?

Popped for Joe Manganiello coming to RAW, he does a killer Macho Man impression and loves wrestling.

To be fair, it is quite ridiculous.

Just watched The Talking Dead with a certain CM Punk on it. Really weird hearing him being referred to as "Phil".

Some people were upset that he was on the show and didn't mention WWE at all. Mutants.

Yeah, and I don't get that either. He's more than just a wrestler. He has other interests.

There's been 2 divas title matches 2nd to last at WM not counting the dumb pillow fight.

Trish/Jazz/Lita at 18
Melina vs Ashley at 23

Plus there was that Snooki/Trish/Morrison vs Lay Cool/Dolph match at WM 27

That's about as high on a WM card as a divas match will go.

When Vince finally gives in to his senility we'll see about that.

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wwf got alot of wcw retreads

Shield/Rybaxel/Real Americans/Rhodes Bros four way on smackdown to face Usos at Mania.

Layla back from exile I see

I don't think a ladies match ever main evented any WWE pay-per-view correct?

Definitely not.

I mean... I GUESS if a couple divas got over enough, they could be involved in a world title storyline and get inserted into the match. Make it a mixed tag for the title. That's a pretty big stretch but it's probably the only remotely possible way a diva headlines WrestleMania.

There was that time Stephanie McMahon was in a triple threat world title match, but I think that was on Raw or something.

Yeah, divas have main evented episodes of Raw or Smackdown before a few times.

for James Steele... found this on Facebook

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Trish vs Lita was a main event of a Rae

Stephanie faced Vince in a main event right? If thats the case, thats the closest we'll get

Trish vs Lita was a main event of a Raw

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I'm not really feeling this Willow the Wisp business.

And that looks like Rockstar Spud is off TV. That sucks.

Too bad that he will never hold the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Quote this if he ever does.

Ace Steel/Danny Dominion vs The Road Warriors
-from April 2000 in Lafayette Indiana
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