Probably would have been bald as a cueball.

Random Fastlane thoughts:

* I want Cesaro to not only walk out a Tag Team Champion, but I want Cesaro to debut new attire. Why not shake things up aesthetically? Get people talking about you a bit more.

* Stardust was my predicted winner for the Goldust vs. Stardust match in Tipsters, because I think the WWE will go that way, but I want Goldust to win that match cleanly, and for Cody Rhodes to then make his return to retire his brother at WrestleMania.

* I had John Cena pegged to beat Rusev via disqualification, but that route seems tired and predictable. People might be getting Fastlane for free, but I think they want to deliver something special that hooks people. I'm thinking that Rusev might actually beat Cena decisively and clean. Imagine if Rusev beats Cena to a pulp, and tries to win via countout, only for Cena to slide back into the ring and get even more of a beating. Then Rusev locks in The Accolade and Cena passes out in the hold. Cena does a stretcher job and Rusev makes out with Lana in a moment that reflects how big that victory is for both personally. Cena plays Batman and Rusev plays Bane heading into WrestleMania 31. Hulk Hogan can play the coach that gets Cena back on the horse to fight Rusev. Maybe he gets beat-down in the WrestleMania build-up to inspire Cena's return challenge to Rusev.

I'm also fairly certain that Reigns is going to beat Bryan clean, and that plans for WrestleMania will go ahead as originally scheduled. I'm happy to be wrong. Sheamus returns as a heel, makes a target out of Bryan ("Remember when I beat you in 18 seconds, fella?") and Bryan gets a measure of "Hey, I've still got something" when he gets personal retribution for that match by making Sheamus tap at WrestleMania.

Kidd and Cesaro should also use Kidd's theme song. No more WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO.

Cesaro's themes since WrestleMania last year have been abysmal. They should have just gone back to "Miracle" when he aligned with Heyman.

Your view seems rather tainted.

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Or just 100% co-opted Dean Malenko's theme entirely.

I feel like Cesaro and Tyson Kidd could be using that as a theme now.

Fandango is so fucking good.

These battles with Adam Rose could lead to both men "getting serious," ditching their shitty gimmicks and entering themselves in the tag team division. Both men behind the gimmicks are good workers and good promos. Could be a sleeper hit tag team.

WrestleMania is getting so fucking big. They could really turn the "RAW After Mania" into its own massive thing and have big blow-off matches on that one too.

I don't think you'll get people to agree to have their big blow-off match the next night. Nobody goes into the WWE to main event the Raw after WrestleMania.

The Raw after Mania is a big deal just because the crowd doesn't want the weekend to be over. It might even be the people who couldn't get tickets for Mania trying to out do the crowd the night before.

gif makes me happy and sad at the same time

Our lord and savior Johnny Curtis did something incredibly awesome? Shocker!

Well, good luck to The Miz, Damien Sandow, Goldust & Cody Rhodes then.

Paige and Charlotte's Twitter war could actually be an interesting way to set up a feud for them. Wait until after WrestleMania though.

Goldust and Cody don't deserve it yet. They've feuded for like 5 minutes in this incarnation so far. Miz and Mizdow deserve a WrestleMania match.

Mizdow/Miz has a chance to me one of those epic undercard Mania memories.

I hope that gif of Fandango was unscripted coz that is absolutely fucking brilliant if he landed like that and just went ahead and kissed that chick.

The girl didn't seem to think the kiss was coming.

Reincarnation of Rick Rude right there.

HBK and HHH not on good terms?

Is Fandango babyface now or something?

"On the February 6 Superstars, Fandango defeated Adam Rose while playing to the crowd during and after the match, turning him face."

From wiki.

I think he is just a "whatever, we don't care."

Same with Adam Rose probably.

Nah, Adam Rose clearly a heel now...

Fandango is probably just a "Use him, don't use him, what do we care?" like when Alicia Fox was randomly playing a face/heel from week to week.

Have some ABC Oscar thing on TV on in the background....

Commercial comes on for Oscar "Behind the Scenes" show or something.... using this song:

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listening to this week's TLP and that vote of confidence by [Narcissus voice] YOUR FORMER HOST, NARCISSUS [/Narcissus voice] there :shifty:

I just now realized after watching that Fandango gif for the 72nd time... I get a little Shawn Michaels vibe from him. That seems exactly like something a young face HBK would have done.

Will you be masturbating during the Divas match?

You mean the two who have teased a breakup and feud for close to two years, from Cody leaving the team and returning as Stardust, to leaving again and finally facing off against each other? The really awesome slow build they've built towards this? It doesn't deserve a match over Miz/Mizdow?

yeah goldust has been pushing for that match for 3 years and since he is retireing soon anyway, give him a good send off.

Mizdow can always have his moment with turning on Miz elsewhere on the card, probably in the Andre Battle Royale if they are doing that. Better to keep him with Miz going into Mania because at least then he will have his moment as an over act doing his stunt double schtick before they have to change his character and potentially ruin him.

Feel like I'm seemingly 'going after' STD over the last few days, that isn't the case. Normally I deal with him fine, but I'm finding his posts just crazy recently. Am I starting to see something that I've been missing?

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

In Honour Of Today
 

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I'm a little run down and tired these last few days or some reason. Had a tetanus shot and my arm is still sore from it.