"GOOD GOD THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE! THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE!"
~ Jim "JR" Ross

Ugh, the last few Nitros have been fun but this is the reason it's shit so often.

Opening match is a classic between Benoit and Malenko with the winner getting a shot at Sting and the WCW Title. Benoit picks up the win.

Next segment is a returning Ric Flair. Talks for a bit, then Sting and Luger come out and beat him up until Hogan and Bret run them off and challenge them to a tag match later tonight.

For the next two hours, all Schivone and Heenan talk about is the upcoming tag match, ignoring Benoits title shot.

When Benoit comes out for his match, he orders Sting out but Rick Steiner comes out and Benoit pins him for the TV title...

WTF?

Wow, Vince praising Macho Man...don't remember this at all...

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Might as well follow up with the decision Macho Man ended up making after the plead...

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A little taste of whats to come
 

I wonder if WWE will have the guts to book Sin Cara like a true Mexican hero... This video is awesome and hilarious at the same time. Look at the amazing move around 2:50. This guy has something, for sure, I just hope WWE doesn't try to put him through the blender completely.

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Side note.

It was nice to see TNA outside of the Impact Zone, if they keep that up they will look so much more legit. Next step, getting rid of the fucking writers.

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Good match, loved Big Show as ECW Champ. Both Trips and HBK at at top form here, plus the best sledge shot ever at the end.

From PWInsider:

Shad Gaspard's wife said on her Twitter account that she is out of state so she has to get a bail bondsman to get her husband out of jail.

Shad: Officer, I almost got hit by a car

Officer 1: You Shut your mouth

Shad: But I was...

Officer 2: He's GOT A GUN!!!

Shad: Das not a gun, das a phone!

Other Officers: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Officer 1: Another criminal off the streets. Good job boys, lets go to TGIFridays

:|

Is that just your creation or a version of what happened?

Only real parts are what his wife said about him almost getting hit by a car haha. And that it ended with him in jail

lol.. No way that's the only thing that happened.

Just stumbled upon DiBiase Jr's youtube channel. It's full of wonderfully awful, extemely long, unfunny skits such as this:

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Haven't seen acting this bad since high school.

Lol its on the front page, so far its her just saying something along the lines of "approaching a cop to say he almost got hit by a car" BIG VOID OF INFORMATION "I'm out of state so I need a bail bondsman"

Now she is saying that he got arrested for Jaywalking.

This certainly would fit the black stereotype gimmick of Cryme Tyme. Guess Shad is living the gimmick.

He's so hardcore. ........... ... .... . ... .

This guy is gonna be great in WWE

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?SHESE

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WM VII

Those eyes!

Its like a ray of pure white light coming from Warrior's mouth. Soon to be followed by insanity.

Ultimate Maniacs are totally out of controooool.

So Undertaker is now a Dead Outlaw? And comes out to Mr. Cash?
Fuck It, sounds good to me :yes:

Watching WrestleMania 7 right now with the Bossman and Mr. Perfect and they are just wailing on each other. Wondering if these two had legit beef because Perfect is acting completely out of character.

Also Lord Alfred Hayes just meant to say 'arsenal' and instead said 'arsehole' tehehe

CMPunk Maurice says I should follow her. What's her name? The French broad.

lol

like he hasn't already made her face gooey. NOT BUYING IT, PUNK

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Black ref has some fucking moves!

Black Ref is The Next Big Thing.

lol I like how he's universally known online as "black ref".

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Black ref, I am so proud of you :) :'(

Same video, this song:

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I hope General Hugh G. Rection refers to Booker as G.I. Bro at all times on Tough Enough.

This is from 1990 if I recall and it's from New Japan Pro Wrestling

Masa Chono versus the legendary Lou Thesz

This is Thesz' last match at 74 years old

really isn't all that bad considering the fact Lou was fucking 74 years old


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WWE should release the following dvds

The Anvilette: Natalya Neidhart( everyone of her matches)

AND

Glamazon: Rise of the Phoenix (featuring all of her matches!