What is *this* horseshit?

I didn't unilaterally proclaim myself the McDonalds Champion after seeing that mocked up US Championship (which I actually rebranded into the TPWW TL;DR FTW Serious-Fucking-Business Championship, but that isn't the point) just to have the actual company besmirch my reign by handing out an inferior looking chunk of shit!

Guycott v. Big E.

BOOK IT!

"Suuuuuurrrrrrrffffffiiiinnnnggggg birrrrraaaguragafffjglglg algl...."

"OHMAGAWD, PETER, ARE YOU OKAY?"

"... Ma ma ma ma ma ma ooo ma mow mow..."

I remember watching that Halloween Havok live when it aired and totally freaking out when Ric turned on Sting. The place was erupting waiting for Flair to get the hot tag and then BOOM, sucker punches Sting lol

Well TBF, she is quite young...only 13, so she's still got her whole life to become famous if that is indeed something which she wishes to pursue.

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When people say wins and losses don't matter in the WWE that's only half true. Losses matter, wins don't. Dean Ambrose beat the face of the company and a week after it happened it was never mentioned again.

I don't see Nikki Bella inviting YOU to Smackdown!

How do you know? Maybe Cool King had prior engagements.

Was there a reason why LOD no-sold piledrivers?

Was that during the Hawk is on drugs angle? That's fucked.

Maybe they inherited the Samoan trait of headbutss having no effect. Since a piledriver is a form of a headbutt with the mat, it wouldn't work.

Wish Flair had gone out of the turnbuckle and "flopped"......

It was Lawler's idea. He thought it would make them seem even more dangerous. This was back when Piledrivers were banned in Tennessee, because they were so dangerous. So the visual was this: "We just hit them with the most dangerous move in wrestling, and that didn't even slow them down. NOW WHAT?!?"

This is brilliant, actually.

Apparently she's got nearly 2 million subscribers on Youtube and after some digging I found that most of her videos have upwards of a million views. I mean she's not movie star famous or anything, but I'd say that's a pretty big following. Hell, think of it this way. She's got more people watching her than 90% of the indy scene does.

Everyone here no-selling Xero's one post in months...:nono:

That angle did provide an awesome quote though when Animal and Droz had a match and a drunken Hawk stumbled out, sat at the announce table and told JR and Lawler that he was there to do some color dysentery.

"WeeellLLLLLL..!?!?"

Personally, I've been here so infrequently myself as of late that I didn't even notice that I was supposed to notice. I just figured he made a triumphant return weeks ago and I missed it.

Tell 'em, Hawk!

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Maybe she should take the hint...porn is beckoning! :naughty:

Can you think of a wrestling match you could run today which would outdraw "Donald Trump vs Barrack Obama"?

Bray and Luke need a picture with Rob Zombie.

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So has Orton actually officially joined the Wyatts?

I remember hearing about it and just assuming it was another Daniel Bryan/Wyatts or Orton/Authority thing where he joins just to turn face again. But it seems like this is a legit thing.

Also, is it good/watchable?

Looks like it's official. They won the tag titles together, and Luke Harper took a gore for Orton which prompted Orton to hand him the belt after he won it. I mean this is clearly leading to Orton turning on them, but it seems like they're actually slow burning toward it this time. As for whether or not it's watchable, well, it's current WWE, man... If you're not currently watching the product regularly like a moron then I'd say, no, it's not worth watching.

Doesn't change the fact that she's still probably more well known than the majority of wrestlers in the world today. :p

Also, people said this same stuff about Justin Bieber before that little shit-stain blew up.

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I would jerk off so much if that happened. People would be knocking on my door wondering if i'm ok and i would be on the recliner pounding one after another out.

Arn Anderson has more charisma than almost anyone active today.

lol two well past their prime wrestlers, coming out to a song by a well past it's prime band, in a well past it's prime promotion.

Who were their opponents, the Rock n Roll Express?

When was Rey in Noah?

It wasn't a bad spot for a guest star..... if it was 2010 she would have 5 segments due to her hosting the show.

because she's 12?

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This is perfect for 98% of WWE

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This is the new Swaggie Time is Over.

His first question to her explains her entire lack of push in WWE "where have you been all day." E! is the only thing keeping her in WWE.

Where is that Vaudevillains puppet thing from, anyways?

From this week's Smackdown pre-show event.

Is there a vidya anywhere

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54...ix-sixteen_fun

Starts around 6:24 into the video. Puppets have a few segments overall for the show.

Big Cass looks a bit like Test in the gif a few posts up.

He is just realizing that himself

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Who?

Also, I really really hope SmackDown isn't going down the same road Raw did a few years ago when it comes to celebrities.

Gabriel Iglesias is his name. He's a relatively big (no that's not a pun because he's fat...) stand-up comedian. He even had a "movie" that was in theaters for a while. I say movie in quotation marks because it was really just him doing stand-up for an hour+. I'm thinking that maybe there's a much bigger disconnect between the U.S. and other countries when it comes to famous people than I initially thought thanks to our interactions, Cool King. It's actually kinda enlightening.

Ugh, Gabriel Iglesias is awful.

No idea who that is.

Two questions then:


Where are you existing?


Is there room for me?

I'm in England. Get in while you still can.

Those trees are terrifying.

I mean, I've got a pretty broad knowledge of pop culture, but these last 2 guests on SDL? Not a clue.

He's not funny at all.

Never said he was, but thanks for sharing I guess.

Who? Gabriel Iglesias. He's like second to Kevin Hart for current hot male standup comedians and is a fan.

Who cares? He sucks and no one is going to watch SmackDown for Fluffy.

I don't know, man. As meh as the guy is I know a lot of people who like him. Plus I'd argue he's a bigger name than any of the wrestlers today, minus Cena of course.

Oh, he's a bigger name than Dean Ambrose, but no one will watch because of him. It's an irrelevant crossover, just like the RAW Guest Star spots they used to do.

There's no chance of him interacting in any sort of meaningful way with anyone. Bring in a boxer or a sports star. Bring in someone that people might buy will have some interaction with talent.

Gabriel Iglesias for the Drew Carey spot in the Royal Rumble

I have heard the name Gabriel Iglesias before, but thought he was a singer or something

You're thinking of Enrique Iglesias.

Oh ya..... then maybe I never heard the name......

I think you're still under the impression that wrestling can make sense/be good. We really need to break the rest of that hopefully spirit, Noid. :lol:

Ha! Fair point.

Actually, given how much of a bad joke WWE has become, maybe fans of Fluffy's will stick around?

I mean anyone dumb enough to listen to his stand-up for more than 10 minutes straight is likely just as dumb as I am for watching WWE on a regular basis these days. So honestly it wouldn't be the craziest thing to happen lol.

THE NEWEST BULLET CLUB MEMBER IS.......

Andre should have talked Ellsworth's dad out of having a kid.

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That was basically nWo with better production values.

Which leads me to ask this:

Were we so dumb in the '90s that we just bought that the New World Order, that had "Trillionaire Ted" (DiBiase), Hulk Hogan, and Eric Bischoff as members, could only afford shit cameras and half assed editing for their segments?

If anything, the production values of their spots should have been better than WCW as a whole.

The nWo had a lot of money but they had to spend it to buy the spots ("the following announcement has been paid for by the new world order")

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Couldn't Bischoff, with his stroke, not give them a discounted rate?