He would call her a Ms. Poopy Pants or something.

A month after actually confirming his wife exists on camera hahahah.

Found in a search for "John Cena Wife" on GIS.

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So am I only one who feels bad for Cena, and hope the pre-nup agreement she signed in 2009 means she won't be emptying his bank accounts like Linda did Hogan?

so he is the new hogan now he needs to go to another company and be a mega heel.

MARYYYYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE pic of the day: Grand Return Edition

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Even with a prenup John Cena's ex wife will make more then 95% of the boys.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/200674219569328128" data-datetime="2012-05-10T19:50:36+00:00">May 10, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Randy Orton's fake wives are all filing for divorce as we speak as well

"THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!" *Enters bedroom with towel on crotch*

"Honey I have a headache, not now..."

"NEVER GIVE UP!" *climbs on top of wife*

"HUSTLE!" *GRUNTS*

"LOYALTY!" *GRUNTS*

"RESPECT!" *GRUNTS*


...

30 minutes later.

"John, I want a divorce!"

Cena : "Zzzzzzz"

!

I just read the front page and immediately wondered who first glanced and read "fired" instead of "filed" and stopped reading...

Probably just you.

This page has been jokes lol. I literally lol'd at a lot of these posts. Matter of fact...*reps*

I had a dream last night that Gertner trained for years and years, made it to FCW, got called up to WWE to get paired with Daniel Bryan JUST so he could execute his master plan of murdering him. I remember saying "Gert, you really did it...you sick son of a bitch. 8 years of training, just to kill one man....why?" and he responded "....meh. fuck that piece of shit"

Speaking of dreams, I dreamt that WWE released Dolph Ziggler and everyone on the boards was beyond pissed.

I think if Gertner was going to go those lengths he'd get his face altered to look like Clox and kill two vanilla midgets with one stone.

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It'd look more appropriate with the cocksword.

Austin is hosting a reality show competition on CMT called Redneck island.

Fred 3. LOL!

I watched that Monster Brawl last night. Was probably one of the top 3 worst films I've ever seen.

'the fuck are THESE two indy midgets? Fuck those RoH guys. They'll NEVER make it in WWE, let alone become World Champions.

Vince: and Bad News Brown thought I was going to make him a world champion

RTruth: I was a world champion in TNA.

:rofl::lol:

Just dawned on me that Sabu and Sandman had WWE runs.

Seems impossible.

Sandman once was almost the General Manager of Monday Night Raw.

They should change the name of WWE Download to Dolph.0

I'd be all for that. No one actually sees it and doesn't instantly think Tosh.0 ripoff. Atleast if they named it Dolph.0, it would make them seem less like they're trying to pass it off as original and more like "This is just our version of that popular show. No big deal.".

Equals Dolph.

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Ring of Broski.

If only you had been a day earlier lol, I was looking for that video last night.

Holy shit, that actually happened!?!

lol that was one of the greatest promos ever. How have I missed that all this time!?!?

Wade Barrett's lawyer gimmick is trending worldwide right now :rofl:

anybody watching the roh ppv tonight?

seems like that happens more often than it should. just wanted to know if it's worth me spending a few bucks to watch a replay of it

I do not instantly think that. Mainly because I have never watched Tosh.0 and do not really know what it is.

I'll rephrase... no one who pays close attention to their generation's pop culture.

Which I assume is the crowd WWE wants to draw with this whole guest host/intense need for mainstream attention thing.

I think 99% of wrestling fans don't pay any attention to pop culture.

Which was pretty evident during the "Guest Host" era on Raw

I think it's just they mostly picked people who weren't wrestling fans. Pop culture for pop culture's sake wasn't going to be accepted by wrestling fans.

They might pay attention to it but still realize it doesn't belong in a WWE ring.

Found out people who have issues with me at work got transferred to another location. Yes'ed all through my house. Kind of embarrassed.

I don't think that was from ignorance. It was more from "Get the fuck off my wrestling show, Jeremy Piven."

I was legitimately freaked out by the Headbangers. Too edgy and confusing for me at the time they debuted.

Surprised that i didn't get freaked out by Goldust though.

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Fucking hell....:wtf:

:-\ would rather have him stay on Smackdown considering RAW is already pretty stacked with heels. Del Rio had to go back to Smackdown since there was barely anything for him to do on Raw.

Source: MixPhiladelphia.com

Recently, Cody Rhodes was interviewed by Brian Soscia and discussed a number of interesting topics. The discussion included; the white Intercontinental title, Bob Holly, wearing the protective mask and much more. Here are some of the highlights:

On former tag team partner Bob "Hardcore" Holly and how Holly handled Rhodes' nose ring: "He did not take my under his wing, necessarily, but he did make attempts to teach me things. One thing he was helpful with -- where I had never been helped -- was in the arena of lifting, training and getting bigger. My dad was not a body guy and I didn't have a lot of people/mentors who were helpful in that capacity of sports-entertainment. So, that's one thing I did pick up from Bob.


"Obviously, the one thing that anybody who's been in the ring across from Bob or anyone who's in the same corner as him (learns is that) that's a man and you've got to learn to be a man yourself. So, there are things I learned to do and things I learned not to do from Bob Holly. And I stole his patented finisher and I still call it the Alabama Slam with every bit of spite.


"... Actually, he didn't notice I had a nose ring. Most people didn't notice until about a year into my career. It was small. I had people from the production side of WWE say, 'What's that?' You'd think they were joking and just picking on you but they weren't. They genuinely couldn't figure it out. So, he never rode me about it. Bob Holly never really rode me about anything."

On his ring gear and why he took so long to wear knee pads: "I got a lot of elements to steal from in terms of ring gear. I had some hand-me-down Austin Hall boots which -- gosh -- I wish I could still wear. Those were the cowboy boots that had the flat sole that everybody in the 1980's was wearing. Those were probably my favorite piece of hand-me-down.
"But, I grew up watching wrestling when it was about the pageantry. The gear was just as important as the moves you could do. That's one of my favorite parts of this job: Getting with those seamstresses and mapping out what I want.

"... I just try to do everything I can to differentiate the way I look and the way I come off on television. I try to differentiate it from my father. I saw this picture of 'Nature Boy' Buddy Rogers and I just thought that he looked so classy and elegant.

"He had the trunks that were like a quarter of an inch higher than everyone else is wearing today -- maybe an inch higher. He had the boots with the socks sticking out a little bit and no knee pads. And I thought there was a gritty, tough element that was in that photo that I kind of wanted to steal. But the trip is that it just bugged people.

"I had people yelling at me leaving the building, 'Put on knee pads!' It just bugged people. If you get under people's skin, that's a good thing. But that doesn't seem like that money-making way to get under their skin. And, the more moonsaults I kept doing -- a la The Great Muta -- I didn't want to end up not being able to walk 'cause I was putting a lot of pressure on my knees. So, I switched."

On bringing back the white leather Intercontinental title: "It was 100% my idea. It took a great deal of selling, it took a great deal of pestering. But, there's this vocal minority of wrestling fans but the truth is, they're becoming less and less the minority.

"I wasn't even the biggest WWF fan growing up or WWE fan later on. I was from a WCW family and I just tended to watch more WCW. But, even so, the Intercontinental title that I saw, that sold out Wembley Stadium, that the Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect and Texas Tornado, Rick Rude -- all those guys are tens. Why wouldn't I want to wear that title?

"And, the other one was ugly as sin. I wanted it so bad and with Shawn Michaels being my hero growing up, I know he got pissed that I used the white one. But, I did it as more of a homage than anything."

On having to wear his protective mask and the benefits it provided: "Honestly, I learned the commitment from masked Cody Rhodes. The commitment I had to that mask was probably where I learned more about myself than anywhere else in my career. I felt more like myself under that mask.

"I was telling someone else this the other day. When the mask was removed, I felt like Master Chief. I felt like something was wrong with my face. This was real. My face was all un-tanned because I'd been wearing the mask so long. It was such an edge to me to have that mask and it saved my life, actually, to have that mask.

"The very last night I had it, Randy Orton kicked me so hard in what was supposed to be an unbreakable, Dr. Murray designed -- the same doctor that made Kobe (Bryant) and Rip Hamilton's mask -- it was supposed to be unbreakable but it had a huge beak on it because it was for a broken nose.
"He cracked it straight down the middle. Had I not been wearing that mask, I might be dead. I mean it -- he kicked me so hard and that was the last night I had it.

On the best advice he ever got in the business: "Shawn Michaels once told me that getting over is a full time job. That was around the time in my life that I realized that you can ride the middle and have a fun life. Meet chicks, make a little money and think you're a celebrity. Or, you can put in seven days a week. There are little moments here and there for yourself, but -- seven days a week.

"I love this job. I guarantee you that I'm going to make it to the top of this job because I don't think many people here do that anymore. There's actually very few. So, that was the best advice I ever got."

I actually enjoyed Titus and Darren on Smackdown.

...and then there was

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bit gash

What Big Show is really thinking: Oh crap i think i pooped myself...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523wwe">#wwe</a> tomorrow I go under the knife. When I return I will be the fire breathing, pain inflicting,face melting better than ever Mark Henry!</p>&mdash; TheMarkHenry (@TheMarkHenry) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheMarkHenry/status/202234716915630082" data-datetime="2012-05-15T03:11:28+00:00">May 15, 2012</a></blockquote>
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:'(:wavesad:

Did not even know he was injured/hurt. It certainly explains where he has been the past few weeks.

Hope he makes it back.

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WWF scratched logo. Someone is getting fired.

Officially done with twitter.

I am officially in love with DDP.

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Fucking love him to death.

Really debating using leave and attending Lance Storm's wrestling school.

Love how in that post it looks as though Trips is staring at Lesnar (or who i assume is Lesnar)

now it looks like he's staring at a pony

Didn't know they could get away with the WWF logo on WWE.com.

That is awesome. DDP could have a body makeover show on WWE network and it could be pretty incredible in this vein.

So Tara aka Victoria is going to be in Penthouse. Hmmmm.

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Hmm, word is that she won't actually be nude but just doing an interview. Shame.

Do they have the clip of the Pittsburgh Penguin player that made it look like he was going down stairs behind the wall when the cameras were on Cole and Jerry? That was hilarious.

On a side note do you still have that pic of Rarity saying "Really? Fucking Really?" I could use it right about now.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Bret always struck me as a tech savvy guy.

Bret hacked Angle's twitter.

Bret Hart has a floppy disk.

I bet he likes fish sticks.

Bret Hart needs to button his shirt in front of all those fucking kids....sicko.

It's the 90's, it's cool.

Thinking about it, that's actually the most 90's picture of all time.

His time was up a long time ago

How many times is Ziggler going to have to sell that headbutt?