He’s going to drop me on my head and claim I was giving his dog shit…

What have I done…

How can you say you won't enjoy it when it hasn't happened yet? You just want to believe you won't enjoy it but there is a possibility you will even if you won't admit it.

I wonder if darth maul's dick has those same little spikes that are on his head.

Then he could literally give someone death by deep throat

If he has those bumps naturally I bet the ladies don’t believe him when he says it.
They probably think he has space warts.

Space Warts: A New Hope

Title actually works… the sequels are “Strikes Back” and “Return Of” so we know evil wins the day or is impossible to kill.

He won’t be mauling anything with his dick looking like that.

Vader can force grab a fuckin space ship as it's boosting away but can't jump over waist high fire lol

Jedi becoming earth benders suddenly was pretty cheesy

Vader and Obi leaving each other alive when they could've just ended it multiple times

Farmers holding a sith off with random trash laying around the house

Obi dressing as a jedi when the empire is searching for jedi

erasing the fact that obi and anakin were jedi masters and having them both act like retards

glass in an underwater military facility not being bullet proof

You would think that after Obi-Wan left Vader alive and took off in the shuttle, the Grand Inquisitor in the nearby star destroyer would have shot it down immediately. Unless Vader instructed them to not wait in orbit and to just leave him there.

darth maul having a cat dick is head cannon now

The concepts and ideas in the prequels is great, but the execution is as bad as it gets in moviemaking. It’s an unwatchable abomination of CGI, greenscreens, and wooden acting with dialogue that sounds like it was written by an AI bot.

The exact opposite is true for the sequel trilogy - great execution in filmmaking, but stupid unoriginal ideas (sans parts of The Last Jedi, which has great ideas, but the neckbeards couldn’t handle their precious manbaby Luke being treated like less than a god).

after 40 years having one of the most iconic characters in history, not just through film but all of narrative throughout time, become a weak coward and betray every narrative these long rime fans had read over 4 decades is not a good idea.

people literally had been waiting their entire lives to see what their childhood hero grew up to do. its easily the most tone def moment in film history. the fact you can accurately describe luke as a man baby should shed some light on how bad your take is.

"hey you know the great hero of franchise? what if he wasnt?" yeah great idea.

I still can’t believe what I saw at the end of The Mandalorian.

That was fucking tits.

I wish I liked the films more but the two shows I watched were a real breath of fresh air for the franchise.

it was decades of catharsis let loose

the second i finished mando s2 i called my dad, he was really disappointed by the films, and since didnt have disney+ I told him to he had to come over for 8 hours on the next free day he had. watching him watch that scene was like watching a kid on christmas morning. it was really special.

TLHJ is a top 3/4 Star Wars film for me. I really enjoyed the Luke Rey Kylo story.

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Dammit.... gone from "lol Disney really doing all they can to milk this thing... a prequel series about a dude from a prequel movie" to "damn, this looks great, I can't wait to see it!"

That was my reaction when the first teaser dropped. Still looking really good.

Yeah, first teaser looked great too. I hope Admiral Draven is in this.... no sign of him yet...

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Slow burn start to Andor, but loved the third episode. Glad they released the three at once. From a visual point of view may be the best of all the Star Wars shows.

Destor is gonna be SO pissed at all the accents in it.

Pissed isnt the word id use but i see the direction they're going. Its whatever. Show looks solid.

Show is really good so far. Pleasantly surprised after the MEH-ness of Kenobi.

I still don't even understand this Star Wars with unstilted dialogue. I'm not saying it's Quentin Tarantino or anything but I don't find himself having to lower my expectations of natural-sounding conversations while watching Andor.

I guess it helps when the likes of Stellan Skarsgard and Diego Luna deliver the lines it sounds less forced.

Only real issue with the show is the pacing and structure. Still enjoying it tons, I just wish there was a bit more focused on episodic arcs that bleed into the series arc, versus it being more or less a long movie.

Just watched the new episode.... lol at just kind of randomly ending.

Slow pace for sure.... wonder if the show is gonna do "3 episode story arcs" where the first two are kinda slow and then the 3rd is exciting....

I like the slow pace, but, as you said, the episode ended randomly. Don't understand why the deliberate pace can't mesh with episodes that have a beginning, middle, and end.

I'm betting space-cereal guy becomes a Rebel....

Space cereal guy and blonde career girl seem to be positioned as "grey" area Imperials.

Don't think blonde braud is on the way to being a rebel though.... think she will eventually get that promotion and lead the charge against them...

Or she chokes on her aspirations and dies

Ep 6 was dope

Episode 6 was great....

Seriously considering not watching the next 3 weeks so I can watch them all at once.... just as a guess that it will follow the "3 episode cycle" and I can binge it....

But more likely I won't be able to wait.

Yeah they are def doing 3 episode arcs—where each one is ostensibly a movie.

Funny how nobody seems to be watching this cuz of all the frustration with Boba and Kenobi. lol

I am watching it. Rogue One is my favorite post-prequels Star Wars offering, so this is hitting the spot for me.

I’d argue the show is better than Rogue One—especially if you’re a big nerd like me.

Wow that’s high praise since Rogue one is great.

Im watching the hell out of this, cause its awesome.

damn episode 6 was absolutely fantastic

Skeen was great. Loved him in The Bear.