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Did you miss Gertner's thread? :'(
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Fuck you Davé
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Guys. I'm fucking wasted right now. Like, FourFifty at 11am in the morning wasted, so you know shit is serious. But I fucking love you all. Except whiteyford. Fuck that guy.
Naaaaaaaaaah, I'm leaving him my girlfriend in my will. Have a top fucking day, my friends of the TPWW wrestling forum. |
I'll stop researching a cure.
Nah, there's no cure for being an Aussie sadly, my condolences. |
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Tazz, if you died, i would interrupt your memorial like Punk did Bearer.
Thus, my heel turn would be complete. |
A Bray Wyatt/Undertaker feud would be amazing.
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Also can we talk for a second about how Adam Rose is the greatest thing in wrestling and possibly the world at large right now.
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Cesaro is fucking amazing. That needs to be said every couple of posts. I don't believe the rumors that The Undertaker will work full programs over the summer and such. It was cool to see him work a week over in England. I could see the WWE doing that and having The Undertaker vs. Cesaro at one of those shows. If Taker is really high on Cesaro, he should put him over in a singles match at one of those.
If the King of the Ring tournament returns, Cesaro should also win that. |
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Terry Funk inducts Billy Robinson into the Hall of Heroes in 2010.
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Fandango now supports a football team over here.
Got to say, he's a smart man. Isn't that right Mr. Iginfest? http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/...ocking-6782315 |
Fandango just officially announced that he is a jobber for life.
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He's no Bushwhacker Luke. Wooooo!
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Sorry. But I think if we could turn back time, Fandango would end Tatanka's streak.
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Fandango vs Tatanka at survivor series.
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Its that or WrestleMania 2000 but they probably aren't playing it at all.
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Consider being a nice guy who says and does nice things for people. |
What to do with Fandango? The guy is too good to not be doing anything. Maybe they should do a storyline where he gets injured in a dance-off with someone. Fandango then becomes obsessed with this Superstar, watching his matches, etc. Maybe they can call up a new guy and give them the shot with Fandango? Someone like Sami Zayn or Adrian Neville.
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It'd kind of be like Cody Rhodes' deranged character, but with Johnny Curtis.
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Paul Heyman should claim that he owns Curtis Axel's name, and he prohibits him from using it. Axel then starts using different names each week he teams with Ryback. The announcers try to remember what he's using this week, but do remind us that he is a former Intercontinental Champion regardless of what his name is.
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I still want to see a random Epico & Primo vs. Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins feud exclusively on either Superstars or Main Event. Maybe they could even do it in NXT. Have no reference made to Los Matadores whilst Epico & Primo are wrestling together. Rosa Mendes appears in their corner like in the old days. It starts off as a friendly rivalry between these two teams, due to the friendship between Primo and Zack Ryder, but it turns bitter fast.
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Tyler Breeze is too over to be a heel in NXT. He should start off all cowardly and such like he currently is, but as soon as someone smacks him in the face he turns into a vicious and credible thread that just kicks a lot of ass and wins all his matches cleanly. He can play your usual heel character on RAW and SmackDown, but in NXT give him the chance to work face.
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Emma should turn heel in NXT and have a vicious series of grudge matches with Paige after costing her the Women's Championship to Summer Rae.
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Christian should lose a Hair vs. Hair Match to Sheamus and then go insane looking at himself in a mirror. He makes it his mission to make sure Sheamus never wins another World Championship in the WWE, and not only continues killing it in the ring, but he becomes a manager to Superstars that go against Sheamus. He becomes the Lex Luthor to Sheamus' Superman.
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noid cutting loose! hot damn!
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Since he is rich, Alberto Del Rio should pay to have his own segment at WrestleMania where he tells everybody about how great he is. Ricardo Rodriguez gets on the mic from the Spanish announce table and tells Del Rio to shut up, and then Del Rio goes out to hurt Ricardo. The lights go out and then Sting is waiting there with a baseball bat and chases off Del Rio, setting up Sting's first WWE feud, with Ricardo Rodriguez as his special ring announcer and pupil.
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Kofi Kingston should get a gimmick where he using ancient powers to channel a demon called "Nahaje"that lives inside him. Nahaje becomes Kofi Kingston's "serious badass" persona.
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KENTA should be signed to the WWE and given his own facepaint design and called "Djinn." Although obviously being Japanese in appearance, the origins of Djinn are never mentioned, and he skyrockets through NXT, winning the championship from Adrian Neville. He uses the GTS and Knee Plus, which is used to create associations with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan. The commentators pretend they are actually scared of how dangerous this man is.
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Evan Bourne should be given a Christian faith healer gimmick. He claims that he was blessed with the powers of flight and of healing.
"I'm not just Evan Bourne; I'm Evan Rebourne!" |
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i'll take noid fantasy booking over 90% of the other shit posted in this forum
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Yoshi Tatsu should get a "kamikaze" gimmick where he is hired by heels to run in and get his ass beat by faces to distract them.
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You know. Because he's Japanese.
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That idea isn't completely out of the realm of possibility actually...
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There should be a gimmick where a different diva mysteriously goes into labor every week and when they have their baby backstage, it's Alex Riley. And as soon as he pops out and says "mama!", the camera pans to the diva's disappointed expression and we hear the Price is Right loser horn.
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Baby Alex Riley would be amazing.
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I was about to say -- Yoshi Tatsu should join 3MB as Yoshi Ono and compliment it with occasional readings of beat poetry.
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Camacho should be called up as 3MB's hired security. Although 3MB are easily defeated by most of their opponents (except for Yoshi Ono, who manages to be quite effective), "Donny" actually kicks a lot of ass. Because he's Haku's son.
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Justin Gabriel should join the commentary team but never say anything. Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry Lawler ask him what he is doing out there, and he just stares at them and smiles. This goes on for a number of weeks until a heel calls out Gabriel for just sitting out there and not saying anything. Gabriel then proceeds to kick their ass and walk to the back. He returns to in-ring competition the next week. Renee Young asks Gabriel about how it feels to be back, and Gabriel just smiles at her and says nothing.
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highkus, if you will.
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Shisen is the best fantasy booker in the history of our sport.
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JTG saves Goldust and Cody Rhodes from a beat-down from a heel team one week. The commentators are confused about why JTG would help out Cody Rhodes and Goldust. JTG reveals that in the time he spent away from the WWE, he did some looking into his background, and it turns out that his mom is WWE legend, Sapphire. His dad? Well, that was none other than Dusty Rhodes himself. JTG changes his name to Cosby Rhodes and begins wearing black and yellow polka dots.
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John Cena suffers a worked head injury in one of his matches. Cena needs to be reminded who he is and what he is capable of in WWE. John says that he looks at the legacy John Cena built for himself, and he doesn't know if he can live up to it. Cena then gets an inspirational speech from a new manager and is told that he needs to do it for the sick kids. Cena isn't sure he can beat the guy who gave him his head injury, but he will damn sure try.
The manager stays in the corner of Cena, and begins exploiting John. He tells him things like "Daniel Bryan was never your friend and stole your girlfriend." Cena tries to win back Brie from Bryan after seeing photos of him and Nikki together. Bryan, Brie and Nikki try and tell Cena the truth, but he won't have any of it -- the manager is too far in his head. It turns out that the manager is a puppet of The Authority and they are trying to turn Cena into their corporate champion again, and use him to destroy Daniel Bryan. |
Sister Abigail, whom many believed to be a deceased figure or one of Bray Wyatt's imagination, actually reveals herself to be AJ Lee. She was the girl who found Bray Wyatt when they were both down and out. AJ was living in cars at the time, but still gave whatever warmth she could to Bray. It's revealed that Wyatt's wars against John Cena, Daniel Bryan and Kane weren't forced by The Authority, but rather their mistreatment of Abigail Lee.
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Jason Alberts becomes a backstage interviewer that accidentally says the opposite of what he means:
"That was a terrible match, Cesaro. You're clearly the weakest indivdiual in all of WWE." He then makes a sound like he got tongue-tied and says that he's "Sorry, not sorry." The gimmick extends to his color commentary and he becomes a target for some bitter heels and Alberts beats them up when threatened. |
Emma gets pregnant with Santino Marella's child. Emma has a tough decision to make, and wants to consider canceling the pregnancy so she can focus on her athletic career. Santino Marella is angered by this, because it's his child too. The pro-life/pro-choice debate is addressed by the WWE in ridiculous accents.
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Becky Lynch debuts as a Sheamus-obsessed fan. The Celtic Warrior turns her advances down, and the scorned Lynch calls in her brother, Prince Devitt, to beat up Sheamus. Becky reveals that she's with a real red-headed man now, and reveals that Heath Slater is now her brother's tag team partner (this is after 3MB, Yoshi Ono and Donny have all gone their separate ways).
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Reading all these Noid Post Quickies makes me think that Noid needs to do his very own ARMCHAIR WARFARE: Noid Edition.
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Noid gone woild
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Ify ou want to read a ton of hot garbage then yes
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Nice one.
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I'd wear that shirt.
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So they're dancing over what equates to about $3.76?
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Love Bayley so much. Find her adorable. Solid worker too.
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I want Summer Rae to be the next NXT Women's Champion, but I think they'll probably give the title to Charlotte. Bayley would make a great choice to dethrone her and get the title. Truth be told, she's probably ready for a main roster spot, however -- it's just an issue of timing.
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I want to see more of Hunico's Sin Cara on my television screen.
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Just watching Punk vs Cena MITB 2011. A great study in how you can keep a match exciting while blowing every big spot.
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After reading that, I now understand how to pronounce that less.
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Like, is the 'v' silent?
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I'd have said so.
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NIMONYA
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I don't know how I feel about Rusev.
To be fair, I've not seen much from him but he just strikes me as Kozlov V2. |
Actually, when I think about it. I'm really not feeling much for the NXT guys. To me, they all look pretty bad. It sounds bad but they all look like your average indie guys with bad gimmicks/names/looks. I know it sounds harsh and I'm most likely coming across as a bit of a dick, but I don't mean to. It's just the way I feel about them. :-\
I'm still not a fan of Big E and he's been on the main roster for just over a year now and I'm also not feeling anything for Emma. |
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