"All-time"?

Pirates are SUCKING 4 innings in. AJ Burnett is luckily keeping calm after that 2 run home run in the top of the 1st. Time for the damn bats to wake the hell up!

Nats announcers seem to be excited about "Soriano"

Mad short game

Watched like half of it

Andrew bogot leading vote getting receiving 60 first place votes

reggie miller looking good

Nats are my 3rd favorite team. I like Harper, I like Strasburg, I like the stadium, I like the fact that everyone on the Nationals roster has a weird name. There isn't "John Smith" it's some strange name. Tyler Clippard. Ryan Zimmerman. The announcers could be better but they have weird names too. J.P. Arrencibia. I like the Nats. Nats Does. Radien Rope. Ben's Bowl. #Natitude

Roger Bernadina
Danny Espinosa
Steve Lombardozzi

Skippord and I are the only ones I think.

Ryan Zimmerman
Jordan Zimmermann

Nats stadium sucks

F.P. Santangelo is the announcer, that guy sucks

I wish you guys would all go to Nats games so we could make fun of the dickhead who does the Nationals "in-game entertainment" on the scoreboard and shit. That guy is the biggest tool ever

take it away clint

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Great name, though

MORE COWGILL!

D-Backs have that but it's a guy and a girl. They're annoying but not as annoying as that guy seems. I wish in game hosts would go the fuck away but I guess more and more teams are adding them. Ugh.

My bad, confused him with J.P. Arrencibia.

Nats Stadium looks cool dude

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Every time Clint does the T-Shirt Toss he walks around the field trying to pump up the crowd and then flips his shirt to himself before launching it as high as he can, but it usually only lands like four rows up

D-Backs have "RallyBack" Girls who do all the hard lifting like throwing things into the crowd and generally pumping everyone up and being positive for the hosts while they're talking

Nervous Marmot trying to close out the game for the Cubs.

Joba's still a fat fuck

Just for you:)

Yupppppppppp

:D Red Sox beat the Yanks. Lester gets his 1st ever Opening Day win.

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Color me shocked that CC didn't have his best stuff on opening day...oh wait. Could be a tough time until Yankees get the regulars back.

Meanwhile, in things that make me happy:

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Really love this Red Sox team already. Think they could be this year's A's (ironic, considering the payroll).

My picks for 2013.

AL East
1. Red Sox
2. Blue Jays
3. Rays
4. Yankees
5. Orioles

AL Central
1. Tigers
2. Indians
3. White Sox
4. Royals
5. Twins

AL West
1. Angels
2. Rangers
3. Mariners
4. A's
5. Astros

NL East
1. Nationals
2. Braves
3. Phillies
4. Mets
5. Marlins

NL Central
1. Reds
2. Cardinals
3. Brewers
4. Pirates
5. Cubs

NL West
1. Dodgers
2. Giants
3. Diamondbacks
4. Rockies
5. Padres

World Series
Tigers over Reds

AL MVP: Prince Fielder
AL Cy Young: Justin Verlander
AL ROTY: Jackie Bradley
AL Manager: John Farrell

NL MVP: Bryce Harper
NL Cy Young: Clayton Kershaw
NL ROTY: Julio Teheran
NL Manager: Mike Matheny

I wish Chip Caray would die in a fire.

Freddie Freeman :cool:

Chasin looked great. Brewers got to their middle relievers tho. Wondering if Axford is the 2nd closer to lose his job after Marmol.

Awww. He got better as a cubs broadcaster once he figured out that not every flyout was a "laserbeam". He was also very nice to me when I used to work at the stadium as a kid.

"SWUNG ON AND BELTED......"

Yanks/Sox game was quite the doozy.

Gonna be a rough year until the calvary comes over the hill.

I remember Chip Caray when he'd call Sammy Sosa's home runs using that exact phrase.

When Sosa hit #62 in '98 he was all like:

"SWUNG ON, BELTED! MOVE OVER BIG MAC, YOU'VE GOT COMPANY!"

I like Chip. He's my favorite.

At dawn look to the east

Got home just in time to see the end of the Phillies game

:(

Sorry, screech. Still 161 games left though :)

GO CUBS GO

14 hours and 11 minutes..whoo