trying to stay awake for undertaker segment

Welp that national title game is over.

Don't remember if it was the same the last time he wrestled but seems like Lince Dorado's mask got the WWE treatment done to it.

Got rid of the eye covering it had before.

If it was SmackDown! LIVE, she'd have already been one of the "La Luchadora"'s.

Is it just me, or was Neville audibly reminding Dorado of a couple of those match spots?

SO glad Neville stoped the high flying double armbar submission good way to go

No, Cole. He has 25 minutes, not 35.

So HBK returns to plug a movie nobody will see I hope Taker has a cooking show he wants to shill.

Www is doing the same idiotic 30th anniversary thing they did with the WM 25 when its not the 30th anniversary

Grimp Reaper BBQ Hour?

"The REAL Hell's Kitchen".

BONESAW ONLY NEEDS 3 MINUTES!

Is he considered " produced " before his ring entrance ends?

Slik just wondering, why do you always promote this guy?

Wonder if WWE got any backlash for shamelessly copying the "Remember the Alamo" phrase to market the Rumble.

Then again they did make a dick joke earlier out of The Pianist film which take place during the Holocaust.

As long as he's on-camera, I would think so.

Sasha vs Steph in a who's the boss match at WM

Steph undercutting the women again after she got praised for not doing it to Charlotte.

Mona.

There have been rumors of Sasha having a "big match" at Mania.

Take that Smackdown Live! Five Announcers!

Why the fuck do they have MACHINEGUNKA on the announce table but not Sex Ferguson? Some bullshit.

It wouldn't be Raw without the token "Steph talks down to a member of the roster for no reason" segment.

Gallows pants are bothersome

I'll always root for Luke Gallows. I don't give a fuck.

His whole look is awful IMO..

Good brother!

Maybe that is plan B since Ronda's star value plummeted badly.


Yeup.

That was the best Titus who has ever been on Raw.

Tony Danza went to college on a Wrestling scholarship

Special Guest Ref Alyssa Milano.

I see Gallows but where is his partner Christopher Daniels?

Shizaro? The liquid Shizaro.

Did someone use an electric razor to Sheamus' head while he was sleeping as a joke?

His mohawk looks awful tonight.

Hour 75:

Raw still going on. All hope is lost.

Mick's got 3 MINUTES!

Can't wait for Undertaker to rip his mask off and reveal he was Eric Bischoff all along.

IKR?!

Don't you pussy out on me we still have an hr of stupid shit to mock.

Did you say 3 MINUTES?

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Uh oh Survivor will be won tomorrow.

Really wish Mike Chioda would ask me if I want to quit.

Slik respects Talent.

I feel like having the looming threat of Roman beating two dudes at once as the main event is not a good viewer retention strategy.

Surprised the WWE never bothered to do the side plate stuff for all their belts. Could make a fortune selling them if they had a lot more wrestler logos available than just whoever wins the Universal or WWE belts.

or he could do this

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Uh-oh, get ready folks! Looks like we're getting screamy old man Foley possibly again tonight!

FINALLY. Save Us Undertaker.

So Foley either legit forgot where his phone is or doesn't even have a quarter for a pay phone if he still didn't bother to call Taker to see where he was.

This might also be the worst summoning of Taker ever.

Mick Foley + Turtleneck = TurtleMick

Wait, I'm ok with Foley being fired too from being on RAW every week.

"The Undertaker and I have journeyed to the depths of hell together... and now I'd like him to join me in hell once again, right here, on Monday Night Raw."

Steph: Taker is Smackdown dummy.

Survivor Series 1990 = Undertaker also dressed as the Goobledygooker

Oh. Steph just blew a fuse backstage temporarily. FALSE ALARM, EVERYONE!

Taker should sacrifice Stephanie

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The WWE really thinks we want to see and hear Stephanie don't they?

SAVE_US.666

Finally, the crowd is alive.

I didnt think he would show.

Now hold on now playa only I have control of the Undertaka.

Wonder if Steph will slap Undertaker and "chastise him" for supporting Smackdown at Survivor Series........

Until Undertaker's 1000-year journey into the ring.

Or is that not "canon" anymore.......

Not when she hears him endorse Roman Reigns to win this year's Rumble match.

Really hope Taker says something about RAW being his home at some point.

Was Foley crying?

Undertaker is back again.

They should give Rusev another 30 minute segment with someone after this.

Maybe Undertaker is here to promote Shawn Michael's movie as well.

Welp, there goes any guesswork in this Rumble.

Taker wins.

Taker is officially in the Royal Rumble

Odd cut to Strowman for no reason at all.

Rusev Y2J segment please. 45 minutes long maybe.

I hope Stephanie emasculates The Undertaker now

They are stacking this RR. Lot of potential winners.

I am 100% okay with Strowman squashing Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

I can't imagine Taker not winning the Rumble in Texas. Now the only question is if he'll face Reigns or Cena at WrestleMania. Pleeeeeeeeease let it be the latter.

29 holes for 29 souls

'Taker on a weird rhyming in his promos kick the last couple of times.

REST IN PIECE RRRRAAARRRRRUURRRR

lol why did he growl at the end lol

:lol: at that little growl Taker did in the end.

lollllllllll so corny

Think of the heat Braun would get for eliminating Taker last. You still have Goldberg too. Brock probably won't win. And don't forget Boring Corbin!

Could have saved a lot of time by just digging one big pit instead.

Nia Jax vicious heel. Smiling like an idiot in her photo.

So we have one guy who doesn't cower to Steph

WE GOT ONE FELLAS WE GOT ONE

Please let Nigel attack the winner and say "I'm back"

AJ Styles

The Phenom vs the Phenomenal 1

Writes itself

I bet they forget about Foley's employee evaluation.

Pretty sure I saw that porn.

Think he is okay since Taker came since that was why he was going to be fired.

Fauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxxxxxx

Where is the ITS?

Al Harrington must make a fortune on wacky waving inflatable flaoling-arm tube men.