Too soon Gertner.

The WWE should do an angle about Khali's glass legs.

Why don't Khali and Mahal have that polka dot on their forehead?

And have them feud with a new tag team called "Dot busters".

Jinder could then get Khalis manager would would sitract the ref so Jinder could throw curry into the eyes of his opponent to get a roll up win.

But we can all agree on one thing. Guru Dave is a whiny baby and all indians are the same and they all work at 7/11 and are slumdog millionaires and that country is one giant joke (Ghandi is mad over rated) that needs the the Queen to become Empress again and get that shit box back on track.

They should hire one of them freakish conjoined twins with seven faces twelve legs and one stomach that India is full of and have one of the faces act as Khali's Valet and just blur the others out.

Magnus from TNA and Mason Ryan of WWE 'wrestling' back in the UK as a Tag Team.

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LOLZ

Ya'll don't know how hard it was to stop me from posting a Jason Isbell song here.

That said, I say we make this be Mahall's theme...

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:shifty:

So many elephants.

Promoter: I got this guy, he's part of the Anoi'a-Maivia clan. He's really fat, though. We should make him a... I know! A Sumo Wrestler!

FPM: He's from San Diego! And he's not even Japanese! This is offensive!

Promoter: Would you rather he be a violent, possibly cannibalistic, savage with an unbreakable head?

How many "Russians", "Germans", "Italians" etc. in American professional wrestling have actually been natives of those countries?

Alex Wright. Who else?

And before you start compiling a list, my point is that up until the last 5-10 years, most of the wrestlers who were billed from non-UK countries were not really from there. And even currently, that still holds true quite often.

They should make Jinder Mahal into a Taxi Driver who smells.

Bruno Sammartino

Obviously one of them just needs to get breast enhancement surgery.

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...In a French accent.

Guru Dave, what are your opinions on Santino Marella?

Its not racist at all because he's white, and as we all know racism can't happen to honkeys.

You are trying too hard. It's pathetic.

Yeah! I shouldn't really care. Jinder Mahal sucks a great amount of balls. It bothers me that Americans associate the Indian community with Middle Easterns instead of a seperate South Asian community. I don't think anything matters.

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Missing this

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I actually wanna see a guy have a stereotypical Canadian gimmick that's so blatant and sarcastic even Canadians hate him.

Canadians would love it anyways.

Have Randy Orton find out that his mother cheated on Bob with the founder of Tim Horton's and that's his real father. You'd barely have to change his name!

Randy Horton could be the new Canadian hero!

:lol:

Then instead of random acts of violence, he becomes prone to random acts of kindness

IT.... WOULD..... EXPLAIN...... WHY HE TALKED...... LIKE THIS.... EH?

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Crowd would explode when that music hits.

I have Timbits in my hand
I give them out to good children
Please take them, eeeh

Here is a cool storyline that I came up with. It's going to be a Noid post.

In a backstage segment, Jinder Mahal announces to his fellow 3MB members that he met a girl and he intends to settle down with her. He introduces her next week to 3MB. Heath Slater identifies the girl as his sister. He opens a can of whoop ass on Jinder Mahal. Heath's sister tells him that she is serious about Jinder. The very next week, Heath Slater comes and cuts a promo on Jinder Mahal and challenges him to a match at the Wrestlemania XXX kick-off. If Jinder wins the match, he gets Heath's blessings.

The two eventually meet at Mania and Jinder pulls off a huge upset as he makes Slater submit to the camel clutch after a gruesome battle that lasted for a good fifteen minutes. After the match, Slater embraces his sister and Jinder. Drew McIntyre joins the group hug and cries along as the entire crowd get overwhelmed by the emotional moment.

The storyline progresses as Jinder Mahal comes to know that his parents have already arranged his marriage with a Canadian Punjabi girl. This introduces Jinder's parents to the show and the story continues :shifty:

I thought you were going the Yoko Ono route at first.

With the Japanese girl tearing apart the band obviously being played by a newly re-signed Gail Kim.

Would actually be a hot angle to introduce a girl into 3MB and have her tear apart the band.

Right as the draft comes to a close.

Not as bad as your first round pick of Dolph Ziggler, though.

If he wasn't as fond of concussions he'd be a nice lil earner.