If he was on the mic you would only be able to understand half of those

Scott Steiner is by far my favorite "wrestler who use to be awesome, only to age and become batshit crazy" ever. I wish he would develop his own internet show where he would just spout off his opinions once a week.

yes it would

There are many of these though..

Iron Sheik, Ultimate Warrior, etc..

Yeah, but Steiner is my favorite.

:n:

Iron Sheik

The Petey Williams AOW pahdcast is tremendous just due to the Steiner stories.

Nearly bald Taker didn't bother me nearly as much as I expected it to I have to say.

Sheik gets old to me after awhile, but I think it's because I follow him on Twitter and he usually just repeats the same shit over and over and over and over again, "raisin balls" this and "grasshopper dick" that. He's the lunatic version of the Rock when the Rock would you come out, spout off 12 catchphrases, and call it a promo.

Yes... Way back when the Rock would do that.

:shifty:

LOL, I know he still does it, but I can recall a few years back when the fans were turning on him he use to do it alot more.

I remember an old WCW program that aired in the UK towards the end, I think it was Saturday Night or something, and they use to have those kinda effects whenever something had to be censored like a weapon shot.

Yeah, it was WCW Worldwide that was on Channel 5.

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The first video really isn't clear but this one is, but it has Evanescence playing over it, for some reason.

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I vaguely remember the WWF censoring weapon shots when I was a kid. Thought for the longest time that I had imagined/dreamed it. I am pretty sure it was real, though.

Yeah so bad it was good.

I lol'd at TNA censoring the weapon shots by switching to a crowd shot but then in the post match run down they showed everything,usually in slow-mo and different angles. Not sure if they still do that now though.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

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Big Poppa Pump ‏ @ScottSteiner Close
Bischoff had a ringside meeting at tv tapings and praised flair for being a 2x HOF"er

Big Poppa Pump ‏ @ScottSteiner Close
Guys were like wtf what a MARK he does know the HOF is a work right?

Big Poppa Pump ‏ @ScottSteiner Close
Guys dont respect Flair they have all gone to http://espn.com webpage n read the article on Grantland

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They see a drunk who doesnt own a car a house and cant pay his electic bill for his appartment

Everyone just follow Steiner

I want a video of Scott Steiner typing this into a computer or into his phone, saying it out loud as he types.

I don't watch Star Wars, so I don't know if this is funny or not, but some of you guys might find it funny/Hugh Morrus.

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Fuck you Steiner

i guess steiner is heading to roh, i want to see stiener and cornett do some shoot vids that would be epic.

I watched Star Wars and this is extremely unfunny

How does one get hold of presale codes to WWE events? Smackdown is coming to Houston in August and the presale opens on Apr 12.

Usually Ticketmaster will email you the presale code if you've purchased from them before.

I havent gotten a single such email despite previous purchases :'(

Saw the headline "LARRY ZBYSZKO - NOT DEAD" on PWInsider and thought "damn". I'm a bad person.

guarantee he types with one finger

When was this?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/ScottSteiner">ScottSteiner</a> Just read your tweets,Blowing up that bridge with NUKES! These Michigan guys are so hot headed.WTF I'm a Michigan guy.</p>&mdash; Kevin Nash (@RealKevinNash) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/188386034600513536" data-datetime="2012-04-06T22:01:45+00:00">April 6, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Love Steiner

Love Nash

Steiners Twitter is amazing

Place your bets now folks!

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lol

That was the worst Shooting Star Press in the world at WM.. He almost broke his neck their..

If they'd have been smart enough to have Angle closer, he would have nailed it and it'd been one of the all-time great "WrestleMania Moments". Kris P, why are you riding Brock Lesnar so hard?

He disappointed me greatly..

Dana White is a bitch and a mark.

As I watch NXT, I realised... This season of NXT has gone on for so long, one of the rookie's pros was Chavo Guerrero. lol. Ridiculous.

and Maryse was the host.

:'(

Wait, they are still acting like NXT is a seasonal competition? I thought they just turned it into WWE HeAT Online.

Nxt the competition where no one wins

Why that post was quoted I have no idea

You know, as much fun as it is to clamor for a Cena heel turn that isn't coming, I'd be content with him just being humanized.

He just lost "on the grandest stage of them all" to The Rock. He just got his ass kicked by Lesnar a day later.

Even if it isn't a total "job-out", MVP length losing streak, it would be interesting to see how his character handles not being able to no-sell multiple floor finishers to beat 6 guys in one match. How - or even if - he finds the way to keep his head up after going from "defying the odds" to having the odds he's been defying all these years finally catch up with him.

He'd still be the merch cash cow, they don't have to worry about that. Just freshen him up some.

You saying Cornette did the fingering, or he knew it as happening and was uncomfortable with that knowledge?

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A compilation of retarded wrestlers.

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Down is their Syndrome.

It would be great if they had a wrestler called "Down" and his finisher was called "The Syndrome".

"Down's Syndrome ended the match!"

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At the 1:50 mark, Teddy Long recruits and manages Mark Henry. That was almost 9 years ago. I can't find the video where he first offers to manage him but that is eerily similar to what Abraham Washington did this past Monday.

Joe Park ESQ. is the 2nd best thing on TNA. They only have 2 things that are good anyhow.

Wait, what's the other?

Austin Aries. #TGMTEL

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I wonder where they're going with this Long thing. I liked him as GM and hoped against hope that they would actually have him as GM of both shows. Not a fan of heel authority figures.

Teddy long 2nd assistant to mr excitement

Feel like the whole Face/Heel GM dynamic is kinda played out. They should appoint someone that just makes decisions based on what would be most entertaining/interesting/crazy. Kinda like when Lock Jaw was in charge and he wouldn't side with faces/heels consistently.

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I mean, a face GM is kinda just a normal GM. Does what's fair/what he thinks is entertaining. Heel GMs just don't interest me anymore. I liked Laurinaitis early on when he was doing that weird thing where he almost seemed like he was trying to be fair but he was just fucking up but now he's in full heel GM stereotype mode, booking unfair handi-cap matches, making the top guys' lives hell, etc.

They can only do that for so long before eventually Long gets fed up and quits or something. Eventually they'd need something permanent for him to do. Or maybe he'll just be done as a full-time on air character. :-\

I've watched the Sandow promo three times since last night. I already want this guy to be a star at some point.

Also, I remember reading somewhere that Vince at one point thought that Ryback could potentially be the #2 face in the company behind Cena. After seeing him last night, I kinda get that feeling. He's got a good look and he can work. Just don't remember him having great mic skills.

Easy solution: Give him a face manager/mouthpiece.

I was actually thinking something like he leads his WrestleMania team and some other workers in a revolt of Laurinaitis until Laurinaitis agrees to let him have his grandkids scholarship fund and stop fucking with people. And then after that he can continue to manage Kofi and maybe some of the other guys.

Oh... you meant Ryback...

That could also work. Though it's tough to imagine a face getting too over with a mouthpiece for some reason. Just seems... odd.

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Needs this theme again.

He's 64. Maybe its time for him to retire.

Definetly see long getting some muscle to go up against lauranitis and otunga in order to get some permanent air time

What? Wooooo! Yes Yes Yes, Really Really? Damn!
 

Next years Rasslemania must include Stone Cold vs Flair va Daniel Bryan vs the Miz vs Ron Simmons in a catch phrase battle royale or else I ain't orderin. That would be serious business.

That would do VERY serious business.

Reminds me of the Captain America theme slightly.

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