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Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 01:57 AM

“Britt Baker” is an anagram for “Captain Charisma penis”

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 01:59 AM

It actually is an anagram for “ribb ttaker.” Ribbed for her pleasure.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 02:00 AM

AEW is the gift that just keeps on giving. Except not on-air.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 02:16 AM

The Bucks apparently sent feelers to the WWE, lol.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 05:55 AM

http://www.postwrestling.com/wp-cont...ke-678x381.jpg

Oh no.

Vastardikai 09-10-2022 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xrodmuc316 (Post 5577283)
Did this guy get hacked? Is this dude for real? LOL like WTF

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">From this week’s <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BradShepardUNLEASHED?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BradShepardUNLEASHED</a>, a source tells me <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrittBaker?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BrittBaker</a> had sex with <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Christian?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Christian</a>.<br><br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> leaks continue. The wheels are coming off the train tracks.<br><br>Listen to the entire conversation here:<br><br>iTunes: <a href="https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj">https://t.co/HuY1ErhdDj</a><br><br>Spotify: <a href="https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c">https://t.co/NzybsXTP2c</a> <a href="https://t.co/y16btMvYqj">pic.twitter.com/y16btMvYqj</a></p>&mdash; Brad Shepard (@ItsBradShepard) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1568272310217441280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

On one hand, I don't believe it. Brad is full of shit.

On the other hand I so want it to be true for so many reasons:

A. Rosa strikes back hard. :lol:
B. I always figured Cole was too busy playing with his joystick.
C. Tony is gonna be like "YOU BITCH! I let you bleed on my TV! I took you to football games! I even buried Rosa for you! And I don't even get to sniff your panties! But Jay walks in and gets to smash? THE FUCK!?"
D. Christian truly did Outwork Everyone.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 07:14 AM

Brad’s track record is spotty, but that’s such a weird thing to make up. I don’t want for anyone to get needlessly hurt, and hopefully every smashing outside the ring has been ethical, but it’s certainly juicy gossip.

Something felt “weird” about what Punk said about Cole in the scrum. Calling him a sweetheart and saying that he’s more concerned about his health than his imprint on wrestling or whatever. I really don’t think they’d be connected, and my first thought was there’s something way more major going on with his health than we know, but I guess it could be because things aren’t exactly gravy between Britt and Adam. Just to throw baseless speculation in there.

XL 09-10-2022 07:17 AM

I’m a big Christian fan (#2 on TPDub, maybe) but if he’s fucked up the launch of the Owen Hart Memorial Mixed Tag Team Championships (OHMMTT Championships if you will) then I’m through with him.

AEW is in dire need of more championships and if he’s screwed it up this could be the first chink in AEW’s armour.

drave 09-10-2022 09:04 AM

bring back blue dot christian.






@Dale, no.

Vastardikai 09-10-2022 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nerfect (Post 5577312)
Brad’s track record is spotty, but that’s such a weird thing to make up. I don’t want for anyone to get needlessly hurt, and hopefully every smashing outside the ring has been ethical, but it’s certainly juicy gossip.

Something felt “weird” about what Punk said about Cole in the scrum. Calling him a sweetheart and saying that he’s more concerned about his health than his imprint on wrestling or whatever. I really don’t think they’d be connected, and my first thought was there’s something way more major going on with his health than we know, but I guess it could be because things aren’t exactly gravy between Britt and Adam. Just to throw baseless speculation in there.

I have joked that Punk had relations with Britt in the past, based on Punk's history with women in wrestling, and Colebaybay being... Colebaybay.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 01:30 PM

Hey, nothing disqualifies that possibility.

xrodmuc316 09-10-2022 01:34 PM

Might explain why Punk brings all sorts of guests, but never AJ to work.

Sepholio 09-10-2022 02:43 PM

I just want to let AJ know that if she needs someone to be there for her during this difficult time that I am always available for her.

#1-norm-fan 09-10-2022 02:49 PM

I’m telling Baby Doll next time I’m at her WalMart that you’re courting younger women.

Sepholio 09-10-2022 04:31 PM

Fool, who do you think has me out trying to pull AJ? Baby Doll is wild man, you've got no idea.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 05:56 PM

CHRISTIAN CAGE THE ENGORGED RAGE

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 05:58 PM

I thought the “JR” Christian puts on his tights is for “Jay Reso.” Turns out it is for “JUST RAMMIN’”

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 05:59 PM

Christian is Britt Baker’s Impact World Champion. As in he is World Champion of Impact in her pussy.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian’s Wikipedia (Post 5577364)
William Jason Reso (born November 30, 1973) is a Canadian professional wrestler, actor and sex machine. He is currently signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW) under the ring name Christian Cage. He is best known for his tenure in WWE under the ring name Christian where he performed regularly from 1998 to 2005 and again from 2009 to 2014, and for performing in Britt Baker, which we don’t say lightly. He also worked for Impact Wrestling, then known as Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), from 2005 to 2008 and during a brief return in 2021. And did we mention he had sex with Britt Baker?

Jay dropped the “William” from his name. He also dropped the willy inside Britt Baker.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:06 PM

Britt Baker’s first wrestling crush was Edge. And to think that when Christian signed with AEW I didn’t think he and Edge would tag team again.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:08 PM

Christian showed Britt Baker how to work TLC.

Tasty Long Cock

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:10 PM

Britt Baker’s new gimmick is going to be “The Blue Dot.” Because she’s covering Christian’s face.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:11 PM

If Christian had a 12-inch penis, he could call it the Baker’s dozen.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:13 PM

Christian lasted longer with Britt Baker than his first World Heavyweight Title run did.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 06:25 PM

By the way, when it comes to The Bucks sending feelers, that allegedly happened AFTER the talk about contract tampering. Which means this was after Kenny got back. So it’s not necessarily confirmed that Kenny signed a new deal before Tony Khan put those six-man tag belts on him. He could still be gone come January even if there are no repercussions from these incidents.

Mr. Nerfect 09-10-2022 10:58 PM

Chris Jericho is almost as old as PCO was when he won the ROH Title. I remember Jerry Lynn feeling like a relic when he won it at 45.

Mr. Nerfect 09-11-2022 12:26 PM

Slow news day. You know what isn’t slow? Christian Cage’s thrusts into the vagina of Britt Baker.

Frank Drebin 09-11-2022 12:45 PM

Jesus Christ.....

Helmsphere 09-11-2022 12:57 PM

Jesus noid.

Everyone knows he is giving her a lock jaw of his own.

ron the dial 09-11-2022 01:03 PM

she said she want some marvin gaye some luther vandross
a little anita will definitely set this party off right

Evil Vito 09-11-2022 01:54 PM

Like 50 consecutive Noid posts on the last 2 pages. Like all Noid posts, I won’t read them but I commend him on his dedication to discussing a company he doesn’t care about.

screech 09-11-2022 02:06 PM

He doesn't care about AEW and we are gonna read about it, dammit

Mr. Nerfect 09-11-2022 02:45 PM

There’s nothing wrong with being honest about shitty wrestling. You’re damn right you’re going to hear my opinion on it. I look forward to the next time you voice your opinion about an opinion you don’t care about.

Mr. Nerfect 09-11-2022 02:47 PM

Apparently Impact have “The Instant Classic” trademarked, so Christian has had to go with “The Intense Climax.”

Jordan 09-11-2022 02:57 PM

Guys we are all a family here and Noid is that brother or sister that always sparks a conversation that turns the evening into an AEW style pull apart.

ron the dial 09-11-2022 02:59 PM

nah this time it's just bad jokes everyone is ignoring

Ol Dirty Dastard 09-11-2022 03:11 PM

It's Noid's world and we're all living in it.

Mr. Nerfect 09-11-2022 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan (Post 5577435)
Guys we are all a family here and Noid is that brother or sister that always sparks a conversation that turns the evening into an AEW style pull apart.

No, I want no further association with those muppets other than they cry on the board I post on. screech is an asshole and Vito desperately wants people to know he finds women hot for some weird reason. And they can’t hack the truth. They can’t detect a lie so they’ve got to cry.

Mr. Nerfect 09-11-2022 03:15 PM

Christian Cage showed Britt Baker 5 SEXUAL poses. Then he showed her a 6th. Then a 7th…

Stu Hart 09-11-2022 03:58 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’d like an AEW figure.</p>&mdash; Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) <a href="https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1568703358692917249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That reply : just buy one...or does your mom have the debit card today?"

legit :ROFLMAO


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