Why did he have to leave the greatest club in the world to go down to Manchester though?

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If your mum doesn't fancy Hansen then she's a lezza.

Ric Flair still horrible with his finances.

Well whaddya know, Ryback believes in the 'law of positive attraction' like Hulkster does:
http://www.tpww.net/2014/01/ryback-b...yle-to-lesnar/

Hope the producers don't mistake this for arrogance like they do with Ziggler. :shifty:

When 3MB splits, Jinder Mahal should be given a huge Bollywood gimmick where he has dancers for his entrance, and he rides out on an elephant.

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Fuck off Noid! How about John Cena coming out in cowboy boots and hat. A rifle in one hand and a hot dog in the other. Elephants? really? really?

How about a combination of a rapist / fresh of the boat gimmick?

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love these vids

Thought today that there should be a "germaphobe" gimmick. Like have a dude come out and wrestle in a full-body suit and also constantly be spaying disinfectant at his opponents....

Inevitable in the course of a match, his suit would get ripped or something and he would start freaking out.

Maybe he can also be a snake charmer from the slums of Bombay.

Being twins is what really hurts their chances.

lol only ECW would use Divine Brown in an angle

at the time Raven was unhappy because both Kimona and Beulah left him so Stevie Richards went off to find a new valet for Raven

who does Stevie bring back but the infamous Divine Brown

the angle is in the first 5 minutes of the video - Joey's comments afterward were pretty funny

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lol gurudave goin Malcolm Apu on us.

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Absolutely. Who doesn't love elephants?

Curtis Axel is so fucking good in the ring. It's just a shame that he comes off as having little-to-no personality. They should give him an elephant too.

I always thought the Hart family should have drank maple syrup straight from the bottle during their promos. #NoidThoughts

Tyson Kidd should be given a Popeye gimmick where maple syrup is his spinach. Natalya can play Olive Oil, despite the fact that she can kick a lot of ass. It can be hinted that Natalya likes getting her into spots of trouble, a sort of Princess Peach/Bowser/Super Mario kink.

The WWE should introduce a senile billionaire who is sick and paranoid and pays the world's top wrestlers to come in and win championships for him that they give to him as he poses with bikini models who have been hosed down before hand. He'd never appear in person, only ever via titantron segments where he tells people that he doesn't trust them not to disease him.

His face turn can come when Vince McMahon says that billionaires like him are embarrassing and not genetic jackhammers like Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and then isolated insane billionaire comes out wearing an air helmet over his head and proceeds to beat up Vince. Then it turns out all the guys that wrestled under his banner are his genetically engineered children designed to be disease-free and achieve the dreams he never could.

Then he rides back on an elephant.

Also, she farts.

Her farts can help Tyson Kidd win all his matches, but he thinks it's the syrup. Bret Hart can show up on RAW and tell Tyson there's something he needs to know about Nattie. Bret loves her, but she's always had grotesque flatulence disorder and he's seen that it's been helping Tyson win his matches, and Bret knows that Tyson's a better athlete than that. Kidd says it's the maple syrup and Bret says that the syrup does nothing, Tyson -- kids put it on their pancakes. Kidd thinks for a second, but then goes into denial and sprays Bret's nice suit with maple syrup, making him obscenely sticky and potentially delicious to bees, which Bret can be kayfabe allergic to.

Tyson Kidd's maple syrup can become his Stampede Sauce. JR returns to do commentary one night and gets the same treatment as Bret Hart, because Stampede Sauce > BBQ Sauce, bah gawd. Kidd can then claim JR's cowboy hat when he walks to the back and be a cowboy hat-wearing, syrup drinking, black and pinking, quick thinking, Sharpshooting son-in-law of a Hart.

Warrants an Intercontinental Title run, at least.

Associating elephants with Jinder Mahal is sheer ignorance on your part.

You can't tell me you wouldn't mark out for someone entering on an elephant.

According to ask.com, in India, an elephant symbolizes a strong and an imperialistic regime.

Assuming that's true, that sounds perfect for an Indian wrestler. Embracing a part of his heritages' culture as part of a character doesn't sound ignorant at all. Lots of wrestlers have done it.

Now if they did a story line where he got fired and had to get a job at a corner store, then you might be able to raise some flags.

Jinder is a Canadian and not an Indian. He's a Punjabi Sikh. Elephants are not associated with his heritage. It's ignorant to generalize.

It's like saying that CM Punk should sport a four-leaf clover and Freddie Mercury should wear a Parsi hat. Both of the associations that I made are accurate.

Is it Ok for Khali to ride an elephant? I'm really into this elephant idea..

He can barely walk around normally. Don't know if he has the balance for elephant riding.

I think he will break his glass legs while trying to mount on the elephant. Love your username :y:

I think there's a malfunction with our Noid machine. Somebody call maintenance!

He's a race traitor and should be burned at the stake...or crushed by elephants going by the way this thread has went.

I'd happily swap Hansen out of MotD and get Andy Gray back from obscurity.

What if the elephant rode the Great Khali. They could rehire Kaitlyn. She could pull it off.