I applaud fucking with morons. Just as long as they’re also assholes.

It is ALWAYS the same thing for 3+ years...



How Bout It?
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I’m glad momentum is shifting and more and more people are seeing through the AEW bullshit. It’s not good, folks.

We should probably just use this thread for Dynamite since nobody is watching anymore.

Evil Uno and Colt Cabana did a stream playing a full match in Fight Forever, here is the match video.

It absolutely looks like they've delivered on No Mercy-style gameplay, which means this is currently looking like a day one buy for me.

Nice.


Still wanna see more.... but it is looking good so far.

Lol at people still being optimistic about the AEW video game. It’s going to try and be No Mercy, but you’re going to be better off whipping the N64 out.

Talent meeting before Dynamite tonight to address the dumpster fire it’s become. Hopefully TK lets talent who want their releases go.

(I know Tony’s not going to have the balls to let people go.)

I also have a feeling that Tony is going to make these situations worse.

Punk probably isn’t looking to smooth things over with Page (and I don’t blame him). It’s been revealed that Page doesn’t have much there in terms of intellect or instincts. If I were a veteran, I’d be like “Fuck this guy.” I wouldn’t want to work with him and I certainly wouldn’t want to put him over. I can understand why guys would stick to that flex.

Tony is also paying the guys enough that they can take a walk and retire on whatever they’ve already got.

I bet Tony ends his meetings by forcing everyone to hug him on the way out of the meeting room!!

I want a photo of him hugging Moxley, who has a crimson mask after blading taking his seat for the meeting.

I wonder if Samoa Joe has been told where it is?

Will Miro be there, or can’t he even get booked for this thing?

The locker-room is divided into a Punk side and an Omega side. Every two minutes Luchasaurus gets up and crosses over to the other side for no reason.

Bryan Danielson takes the floor and says all he really wants to do is put young guys over. He wants to start with “that guy” and points across the room. Tony let’s Bryan know that he’s pointing to the janitor and he doesn’t have a talent contract…yet.

Warner Bros Discovery is $55 billion in debt and looking to cut costs where they can. AEW is going to have to start making more sensible business decisions. On an unrelated note, in order to appease them, Tony Khan has signed Lana to be in Miro’s corner, Ric Flair to be in Andrade’s and John Williams will be performing a score to the new entrance for the Varsity Blonds.

Vickie Guerrero has been gracious enough to move on from her on-air talent role to taking her years of experience in the business behind the scenes as a coach for the burgeoning Women’s Division.

Dynamite will be moving to 10pm with the second hour airing exclusively on YouTube. Tony wants it to be known that there is definitely not an A-hour and a D-hour though.

SHEETZ GUD AGAIN!

Mark it on your DerpDorx bingo cards!

Brandon Cutler takes out a gun and shoots CM Punk in the foot during the meeting. The Bucks and Omega pretend to know nothing about it. AEW fans block the ambulance and police from entering the building because it’s just a work.

Tony Khan will answer all questions other than “When is MJF coming back?” and “Has CM Punk actually been a net gain?”

A vote as to what refreshments will be provided at the next meeting is being taken. Fenix pulls his shoulder out raising his hand for White Claws.

In order to boost sales for AEW Fight Forever, every talent is getting a raise to cover their purchase of 4 copies the game. This makes up the 10 million units they need to sell to break even.

Game looks fine. Controls seem easy enough, which is all I really want from rasslin games

Minor gripe: hate the referee being a "character" in the ring.

I think I prefer that to the disembodied voice ref.

Gotta bring back the cartoon ref for sure

I prefer my refs to have world class perms and amazing mustaches.

THEN WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT!!!

Mike Tyson's punchout had the best ref, ITSAHHHH MARRRRREEEEEO

Don Stevens was going to have it no other way.

Look, if its No Mercy v2022 with a fairly deep roster, all the bells and whistles like different arenas, good looking entrances and various game/match modes, I really liked what was shown today. So will alot of other people.

Hearing that the talent meeting took place in the arena and once everybody was in position, Tony did a full entrance with music and pyro.

Just trying to find someone to corroborate.

At first I assumed this was a joke, but then I thought more about it…you could be serious.

I don't care if it's not true I 100p believe it because that's fuckin hilarious

His daddytron video is a montage of him hugging wrestlers and dancing at their weddings.

If everyone under contract was there, they’d probably need to use the arena.

I hope CM Punks foot is okay.