All I'm getting is you want to see OC's honking titties, O' King.

Omega’s taken aim at Cornette again. Apparently he didn’t feel he was already banged up enough.

Does Cornette wanna honk Omega's titties?

Omega thinks so. But Kenny’s the one honking his own titties.

Self-gratification honking....




hmmm,




NEW MARKET!

He‘s so desperate to feel love he can’t get his own hands away from honking himself.

Multi person titty honking.... DONE!

Titty honking elimination three way best two out of three series

on a pole!




OMG




Judy "PlzHonkMyTitties" Bagwell on a Pole match. Winner is the frst to honk them dangling sweater cows. Won't even have to climb up the ropes.

Remember when WCW had Torrie Wilson in a cage? They should have had people think her titties then. Someone could have gotten distracted honking her titties so they’d forget to let her out so someone else could honk her titties the next week.

WrestleMania 17 would have been an even more classic PPV if Chyna vs. Ivory was a titty honking match. And if Rhyno had honked one of Lita’s titties in TLC.

Noid is fixed. You’re welcome, TPWW.

I’ve finally gotten around to watching clips of Christian’s current heel work. Outstanding. A-grade stuff. He’s actually made me interested in Luchasaurus. What a fucking promo. Double his pay.

When they do something right, you’ve got to give them credit. It’s just a shame about the rest of the show.

This is my only memory of you saying AEW has done something right. But you are right, Christian is so good as a heel like this. Babyface Christian was terrible in comparison.

Sad that it took so long to get something good with him, even though the matches were great his story with Kenny failed to deliver the heat. Nobody wanted Christian to win the AEW Championship at that time, they did a poor job building that.

I often read Ringsidenews because they constantly have something new to read even if it is the wrestling equivalent of TMZ. The guy who runs it I think is in Noid and Xrod's pocket, he has a huge bias against AEW.

Interesting to note though that AEW has only sold 4,672 out of a total of 7,003 tickets for tonight in Rochester. Not that bad of a showing in my opinion, it's normal for attendance to fluctuate especially now for a multitude of reasons that have and have not to do with the wrestling industry. But it is obvious to some degree that AEW isn't the same hot promotion it was in the beginning. Remember the online waiting rooms for the first several PPV's and shows? Always sold out, jam packed. Well that has died off. Probably because we thought we were going to get NXT level undercard but we got Sonny Kiss, Sammy Guevera and Nyla Rose shoved down our throats. Sammy improved obviously but still vastly overpushed.

Now we are in a transition where Tony is trying to figure out where the piece fit and it is the first obvious slump the company has had, other than the Nightmare Factory Dynamite tapings during the pandemic, but can you really blame them for that? At least we got something.

Looking forward to tonight a lot. One I'll be home to watch it. Two, I am banking on some triggers to get pulled tonight to launch us into the summer full blast. Last summer AEW was incredible, let's get it back. Lean on the stars available that we've let out of focus. Miro, Christian, Malakai & House of Black... I want to see Rush used as a main guy. DO SOMETHING WITH ANDRARDE. The dude could have been a main event player had you booked him as one instead of a joke with Matt Hardy.

I’ve complimented some MJF promos. But most of the stuff they produce just isn’t good.

You can only ride being new and the promise of potential for so long. People who thought this was going to be something and now realizing that it’s, at best, has its place. If your engagement was conditional on this putting real pressure on WWE, then you’ve probably lost interest. If you need logical stories or want to see stars built? Yeah, you’re not really getting that from AEW.

Agreed. Heel Christian has been fantastic. He'd been teasing his heel turn for a few weeks and I was delighted when they finally pulled the trigger.

Christian vs. Jungle Boy at All Out is gonna slap. Christian is just the perfect heel for Jungle Boy to work with.

One thing I've noticed about AEW is they seem to be repeating the same markets a lot. I understood it last summer and even fall when large portions of the country were leery about re-opening, but they've been back on the road for a year now and the whole country's open. And at this point, even in another COVID outbreak, I don't see New York, California, or anything else shutting down events or anything.

Tickets still sell quickly when they hit up new markets or ones they go to less frequently. Rochester feels like a place that can only do so well going there once a quarter. Even reading the Twitter threads when they do ticket announcements, tons of people asking AEW to come to places they've never been. Change it up.

Speaking of tickets, pumped to grab Grand Slam tickets again when they go on sale in a couple of weeks. Yeah the concession situation was a nightmare last year but A) didn't really affect me since I loaded up as soon as I got into the arena and had no reason to leave my seat except to piss the rest of the time, and B) the arena has indicated there will be a lot more staff and concession areas open this time.

Anyway, it was a fun experience so I'll be happy to do it again. Do kinda hope it's a regular Rampage though instead of a 2-hour one. 4 hours of televised wrestling is a long time to keep energy and I didn't get back to my hotel til like 2 AM.

Christian is a great person for Jungle Boy to work with, but is JB going to be able to hold up his end of the bargain in this thing?

… I kinda liked babyface Christian as a big fish in a small pond in WWECW. His work was fun to watch.

Time to find out.

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Well worth clicking this for the Matt Menard promo at the start of this video. That's a goddamn promo. Love Menard and Parker.

I’m glad they’re doing it. I’ve liked Jungle Boy in the ring in the past. I hope the personality and fire comes out of him though.

I think Jungle Boy will do fine against Christian, it's what they do after he wins the feud that's going to be important.

They are not usually good with follow-ups.

So, they have announced FTR vs Briscoes 2 for Death Before Dishonor.

Well, Weather Vane is up.

Role Model and Upstanding Person

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So he got fired without actually getting fired.

Ok, time for bed. Y’all have a good night and prepare for another day of existence

Could really do without all the fuckin’ curse words in this thread

Did they have a stroke while writing that?

Are they ok?

That’s a good start.

Lol, Omega’s been coming out with some crazy shit lately. He’s going around championing storytelling and suggesting that too many guys throw their bodies out there and go splat. He knows he’s talking about himself, right?

Omega’s thought this about himself forever. During his Omega/Okada series he was talking about bringing back the element of selling from classic wrestling that is missing today. He’s the least subtle guy on the planet.

Lmaooooo SRS reported yesterday I believe Cabana was set to be non renewed but a large contingent in the locker room stood up for him so he had stayed on even though he’s not been on or at TV in ages.

I’m betting they’re gonna use him a room once they figure out what they’re doing with ROH.

Poor xrod can’t keep punks name outta his mouth. It’s sad. Nowhere in what SRS reported or that Reddit post that was stated here did it even insinuate Punk had anything to do with it lol.

Truthfully Kenny's style of storytelling at it's best is basically live Anime. Not knocking it at all I think Anime is really cool and I wish I had more of a interest to watch it but yeah I think that's what the Kenny/Devitt/Kota generation really evolved to. Live action Anime. They had personal stories and always kept the storytelling elements wrestling palpable like injuries or revenge and betrayal, overcoming unwinnable challenges etc...

I think it’s the idiosyncrasy of Omega’s opinion of himself that really irks me. He’ll often say that other people DON’T have stories, or they AREN’T breathing those details into things. If he wants to be deluded and think his stuff is high art, that would be one thing — I’d disagree with it, but it’s one thing. It’s how he suggests that his stuff is so damn different to everyone else.

He championed the Omega/Page story. I’ve seen people try and do the same thing. It was a 3 year arc, whatever. If you enjoy it, then fine. But this story was so horrible that #1-aew-apologist started clapping at me because I dared to think they were going down that route. Of course, I was right, and people were seeing it from a mile away, but they had to get him off TV and bring him back for a random Ladder Match to get the title shot. That’s it. That’s the story.

Former tag champs. They split up. One guy wins the World Title. The other guy does comedy until he wins a Ladder Match and suddenly becomes champ. If you’re super into it, that’s cool. But don’t tell me that’s fucking Shakespeare.

You could pull the same bullshit with Brock and Roman. This goes back to 2015 when Roman won the Rumble and got booed, it got in his head, and then Heyman got in his corner and now Brock’s the one that’s mad, grrr. You could argue it goes back to Heyman managing the Samoan Swat Team right through to Brock beating Rock at SummerSlam. It’s a 7, 20, 30 year old story or whatever.

Why is his special or different? Even if you liked it. A lot of people saw it for exactly what it was, but even if you liked it, and you can link these things like Adam Page’s abject failure for months with growth or whatever — what makes those sorts of mental gymnastics unique? Because he seems to think that stories like Page winning the World Title are what’s missing.