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It's a long shot at best. I heard the mexican orphanage is really remote.
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Obviously I mean his best friend Sami Zayn though. |
CM Punk return confirmed!!!
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Cool. Big Show is off TV also it's a good news day!
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Big show confirmed injured?
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Kevin Owens vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Big Show vs. Stardust vs. TBA vs. TBA
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How many Manias has Florida had? 24 and 28 for sure. Now 33. Is it a bidding process because Florida seems to love itself some rasslin.
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Can't wait to see how they manage to obstruct the view of thousands of paying customers next year.
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Straight outta the 90's.
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Dave Bautista confirmed for it, since his belly button tattoo is behind the WM text. :lol:
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It might not be a coincidence that all the seats are blue.
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Lmfao . Hogan wears his doo rag during court. Fucking douche
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That fucking fivehead though. Jesus Christ. She's a 5/10 and no more. She looks like that chick from Seinfeld who was Bette Midler's understudy and made this horrible face when she'd cry.
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She does have a huge forehead though LOL I can't unsee it now FOR FUCK SAKE GERTNER
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I'm an easy 8.5/10
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Gertner, prob asked this before, but any brauds currently in WWE/NXT that rate 8.5 or up?
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Gertner's like a 2. But his beard is a 15. Therefore 8.5 is accurate I think.
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Maryse was a 10, especially with that accent.
Emma is a 9 and the hottest chick in the company. |
Emma is the most random choice I could think of for hottest chick in the company.
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What about Jojo?
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Emma much better looking post-heel turn
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Current Emma is a good choice but not the hottest chick in the WWE. Come on now. Alexa Bliss is still employed by the WWE.
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You guys are having a real hard time spelling Becky Lynch
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I've already stated, she has a horrible witch nose and a terrible accent. 6/10.
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Completely forgot about Alexa. Solid 8.5/10.
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lotta hyperbole going around
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Becky is an easy 10 for me. Go to hell Gertner, I will stab you
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Jesus. This is going to start WW4 (WW3 happened repeatedly in WCW remember?) Can't we all agree we like hot women with talent in the ring and with nice boobs?
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Ugh. Don't turn Ryback heel again. Jesus.
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Wouldn't appreciate it if we see a repeat of Rey Mysterio versus JBL.
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Ryback turned himself heel with that CM Punk taunt in Chicago. Fucking idiot.
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Feel sorry for the guy. Some of the shit he's had to face has been terrible booking, but some of it is entirely his fault for just not seeming to have the mind for this shit.
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He'll probably get to beat Kalisto and have a pretty forgettable run with the US Title though, so good for him.
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In one of those "WWE are a heel company so the best way they can make faces is to treat guys badly" moments, I wonder if one of the smartest things they could do for WrestleMania in regards to The New Day is not book them?
There seems to be zero interest in a Tag Title match between them and The League of Nations. Throwing more teams in there isn't going to make it any more exciting. Do you switch the belts to Sheamus & Barrett just to build another match at WrestleMania? Seems a bit silly. You can have Shane beat Taker in HIAC, then have The Rock come out and do his usual sing-along promo about how great it is to be here. He can announce Orlando as the next host of WrestleMania, or the attendance of The Rock's fans there tonight or something. Then The New Day come out and do some verbal sparring with The Rock, because they're the Tag Team Champions and aren't even on the show, but The Rock walks in here like he owns the place. The Rock says "Whoa, whoa, whoa -- you're right -- you do need a Tag Team Title match. So let me set one up for you right now. Bring out my boys, The Usos!" The crowd will hate this, but that's sort of the reaction you want. The New Day are stormed, get laid out, take some Splashes and Rock Botttoms, and The Usos basically rob them of the Tag Titles. You know that's the team Vince and co. want to be the tag act going forward. Earlier in the night you can have The Dudleys win a Tables Match against them on the pre-show, so you've now got a way of building to TLC for the belts. |
I'm wondering if there are going to be haphazard plans to slap The Wyatt Family into a faction warfare match against The League of Nations for Mania too.
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Think the current rumors or speculation about the Wyatts are them being in the Andre Battle Royale match.
Biggest sign of it being likely was the WWE scrapping the rumored plans for Lesnar-Bray/Stroman at Mania and Roadblock's Bray-Lesnar match feeling very throw-away-able. |
Apparently Shave V Taker has been building since 1991
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Can't wait to see the "promo video package extravaganza" to open next week's RAW 30 minute segment of talking.
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They probably will be in a Battle Royal, but they have stuff planned for pretty much everyone else of consequence. There is like no one for The Wyatts to toss out. Unless you want to cannibalize NXT.
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What Shane said in his promo is kind of irritating. Like... he's not shooting, yet he's bring up how guys are getting "held down" and guys "without talent" are getting pushed. Fuck off. The babyface in a feud should not be mentioning this stuff. You're burying the product. Reeks of complete fucking desperation.
What if he wins? All of a sudden just because Shane won a storyline, the company is going to change their mantra? Give me a fucking break. lol even still, Shane vs Undertaker is probably going to be crazy. Other thoughts, I saw all over the internet people moaning about Shane's punches. Watched Ambrose vs Wyatt, and Ambrose's punches were just as bad if not worse. This was then later agreed with on the Whatculture podcast. What the fuck is going on these days? Who the hell throws a decent punch? Also, I've made this thread before years ago, but I'll just keep it in here because I don't think it's thread worthy anymore, but who has some of the best all time punches? Foley's punches to me always looked awesome. Bret's were tight as fuck too, as well as his lifters. Austin threw nasty punches as well as Terry Funk. Also liked Shawn and Razor's. Hate when guys "flurry" particularly Taker, looks so fucking fake. Good thing he is the man. just wish "it was still real to them, dammit". Seems like a lot of these new guys are too smart for their own good and spend too much time caring about internet smarks. Daniel Bryan didn't care about internet smarks, he just cared about being a motherfucker. Same with guys like Cesaro. Really just wish guys could work each other and not worry so much about the "interactive" crowd. |
I agree with you, Dale. I've been really into the concepts behind what really makes wrestling work these days. It takes you down a really cool rabbit hole when you consider the stuff Kevin Sullivan managed in WCW when it was beating WWE. So much of the WWE product is subconsciously "Look at how shit this is." Whether it to be the realism of the work, the idea of guys being caught with their pants down backstage for random talky segments, or the active disconnect with promos and reality.
I know it was a special situation, but when Daniel Bryan retired, did they really need to basically retcon the whole Authority angle and basically erase the most prominent years of the man's career? "You're being such a smark!" No, actually -- I'm thinking like a mark. Who would actually invest in the main stories of WWE with the company constantly winking at you? |
The Taker vs. Shane story is something that I'm not sure they are sure how to get out of. Lol.
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My worst fear is that it's basically just going to be used to have Shane lose and make the odds seem worse for Roman going against The Authority.
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Jerry Lawler throws great punches.
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Yeah Lawler too. Lawler is one of those old school guys who gets max results out of minimal effort. When he had that program with the Miz and Cole, and all he would do was punch and fist drop and yet his matches were better than EVERYONE else on the roster.
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They need to get Bret as a trainer and start teaching people how to throw a punch.
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What the fuck. Ambrose is the shits. His punches suck, he never sells, his promo are WAY too over the top. This is why nobody watches anymore. No emotional investment at all. You can blame the writers, but the writers aren't no selling in the ring, or just doing moves to get their shit in. You can say I'm behind the times with that statement, but I've seen opening matches in 1985 with more crowd reactions than the main events of 90% of Raw. |
I can't remember which interview he did it with, but Foley asked HHH about working with Austin and Rock and the difference before Foley's programs. HHH said, "Rock's punches don't hurt at all, Austin's hurt like hell."
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I think there's a difference between a stiff punch and a reckless punch.
Also Gerty, you're too black and white. Ambrose is not "the shits" he is just not a complete product yet. 3/10 post. |
Which one of my criticisms of Ambrose is wrong? He's an 11 year pro. It's not like he's fresh out of OCW.
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I think if you saw Ambrose go out there with no script you'd like his promos more.
He USUALLY sells very well. The crowd is USUALLY into him. however at this point I just think he's lost too much and is booked like a retard. I don't disagree with your criticisms, but to call the guy "the shits" is inaccurate. To say he's over rated, well I could see where you're coming from there. But he's done some great stuff whether you want to admit it or not. Unfortunately, in your case, you're a body guy, and he doesn't have the body, so you're gonna be WAY harder on him. Just like you were with Bryan Danielson. |
Ambrose is 6"4 225. Size isn't the issue for Ambrose.
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I have seen you slag his look before lol
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He's not as big as I'd like, but he has enough size to be believable.
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has this jumped the shark yet? i'm not sure I care
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Ambrose has good height to him, he's just physically very lanky. I don't think it's the be-all, end-all of course but I can't ever really see a scenario where he goes back to wearing no shirt and regular trunks like he did in the indies/FCW.
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I want my wrestlers to look like they can kick my ass. That's all.
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Ambrose has the build of a swimmer or something. He looks good in the way that a guy in a band looks good. He needs to start looking like a rassler. Bring back the steroids with regulated use or have him get into trunks and look like an insane rassler that actually belongs in a rassling ring. The worst is when he gets his shirt torn off during matches and the jeans make him look lanky and like he's posing for Tiger Beat.
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Ambrose gets presence down. He doesn't look out of place with Triple H or Brock Lesnar, but he doesn't have the aesthetic of a World Champion. It'd be like putting the belt on Mick Foley. Which is fine at a certain time or in a certain place, but not at RassleMania.
He should come out in trunks at Roadblock. He'll either look ridiculous, which can play up the "delusional" thing or he'll look better than what people think and he'll have a credible look. Then it's MMA shorts against Brock. |
Ambrose is fine in the ring with me. Yeah, his punches are considered shitty, but he sells things like he's a mad man so people believe it. A big problem is that he gets his ass kicked and asks for more the next while Roman Reigns -- your alleged superhero -- takes two weeks off.
They're either doing the 4-Way or putting the belt on Ambrose. I guess the obvious and "certain" outcome of Triple H keeping the belt needs to be entertained, but it makes me question the whole purpose of this show or the build for Ambrose. But if that happens look for an evil beat-down from Brock to be the reason Ambrose isn't champion. |
Ryback has been a pro for 12 years and sucks worse dick than Ambrose. Ryback wrestles like someone who wants to be loved like a big teddy bear. Does lots of video game moves with no story behind them, loses his place and then hits his weakest looking move of all to win the match as he tries to use the shit that is over by repetition to WAKE UP the crowd.
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If this were the Attitude era, Dean Ambrose & Ryback would be a New Age Outlaws style team. They'd actually be pretty over.
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Someone at WWE.com has royally screwed up the WWE Tag Team and World Tag Team title pages
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The whole site is ugly, why is this more ugly?
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They are using images of former WWE Tag Team Champions for the retired World Tag Team titles and images of former World Tag Team Champions for the active WWE Tag Team titles :nono:
They recently rectified the issue with the retired World Heavyweight Championship. |
Hate the design of that site now.
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I feel the need to eliminate 12 guys from a battle royal with my penis now. I must have that record.
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Read Vince's interview on the newspage. Came off pretty well for a crazy old coot.
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