Assisted Suicide

Yeah I do that sometimes. "You can't kill me. I'll just kill myself!"

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That was pretty gay.

I'd be off fucking her.

Just bought the motherfucker.

Buy me Modern Warfare 2 on PS3 and I will join your group.

I got one of the 60GB backwards compatible models, 3 sixaxis and 1 off-brand controller, 4 PS3 games, and about 10 PS2/PS1 games for $230.

I'd say it was worth it. Though I would much rather a 360.

I like the game, but I wish I knew what the hell each gun does

and I have to say, there are WAY too many attachments to learn quickly.

Pace yourself.

So what levels are you jackasses? I stopped playing for a while, so I assume you guys reached 40 and above.

Not that it matters, really...

Yay they finally opened up all the maps for Free for all. Was getting sick of playing the same old 6 maps over and over.

FFA is kinda pointless, IMO. Firefights just don't work in such a manner. However, camping can be the most effective (and fun) when the odds of some idiot walking by is increased by the FFA atmosphere.

Heh, crocodiles camp and no one seems to complain about that.

Anyway, it should be interesting to try out FFA now that any map is up for play. Should be a great case for snipers and their heat vision scope.

I'm like level 25. Bought L4D2, so havn't played this in a while.

You guys migrate games like the wind itself. Don't go quitting before I gun your ass down. Any of you. It would be... an ironic turn out.

I can't help it. I have ADD.

I suppose something as relentless as L4D2 would keep you.

I have like 100 games and I suck at all of them, because I can't stay with one game long enough.

Perhaps you should strive to explore one game at a time. Some games are rather rich with content.

I'm 53, stopped playing for 2 days, and probably won't get to play today either.

Camping is really the key to playing some of the maps. No one comes into my house on estate without leaving with a couple rounds of buckshot from my shotty in them. Then in case they do kill me, my tactical insertion in the bathroom makes my revenge kills quick and hilarious.

Mostly learned now, with most maps.

Like 16

haha, I am the same and I have had 5 enemies in there and "had enough" I snuck in, knifed three, grenaded one and shotgun blasted the last as he was running towards me.

Sentry gun then placed in front and match ended 7500-5600

I was 21-3-9 in that match.

Best record to date was

13-1-1 - Got noob tubed just before the matchended.


Before you go on a tirade about noob tube, thats what I call it because it is cheap as fuck sometimes.

I hope you're not claiming the term "Noob tube" to be an original from you.

Shut the fuck up, you are gay

Of Course not, I call it that because everyone else calls it that and the reason they call it that is because its cheap as fuck, grenades do not fire that fast or that accurate over a long distance.

Rust AND Scrapyard = Fail

Come into my house and say that Mr. tough guy.

OK

The sentry gun is also my favorite kill streak. Place one or two of those in the right spots(front porch of the estate) and you got 6-8 kills easily.

Yeah that's the only thing in the game that's unrealistic.

Everything in this game is unrealistic.

The Noob Tube is like the Railgun in Quake 2, all you had to do was point near an enemie and they died, no time between shot and hit. I could see that if it was a bullet but a grenade?

Anyways, liking the game so far.

Not liking how a game disconnected, counted as a lose, then continued where the team I joined was losing 5400-7300

Got 2 loses from the same match, FML

Morale of the story, don't puss out and leave a game because you might drop .01% on your K/D ratio.

What do you guys think is more important (not that either actually is important)

K/D Ratio
(Shows that you kill more then being killed)
or

Match wins
(Shows that you can win, but it could be your team carrying you or you could be like me on Domination and get like a 20-5-40 kill/assist/death but basically win the match because I capture the flag all the goddamn time)

Don't really care about either. Calm down Fallen Angel, don't go breaking another game.

Yeah, I never bother to check either. Not into that leaderboard crap at all.

Assuming your joining games at the beginning and not middle or end of a match, match wins since it shows your playing the map the way its meant to be played and not just as a way to boost your kill/death stat.

I think the perks and kill streaks in Modern Warfare 1 and 2 sort of "ruined" the team aspect of the game since your going to find a lot of people going for individual stats than team stats. It occurs in almost all FPS games but seems to be a bigger problem in the Modern Warfare series.