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McMahon! McMahon! McMahon!

Eva Marie could be a HUGE star for the company, just based on her heat alone. If she manages to come together as a performer, that is. Damian is right -- it's not her fault she's been exposed early. And it's not like her matches have been massive abortions either. They're just not good.

They should have used the Jimmy Havoc template for her. Have her work as a babyface out the gate, and the fans would be booing her anyway. They have her lose all her matches, until she turns heel and basically starts running the place.

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Mr. Foley's Baby Girl has that adorable look you can just imagine people getting crushes on/developing parasocial relationships with.

I am also sure that second pic is Kate Upton, but not complaining.

My "bad."

Evil Noid is drunk and post-happy.

Evil Noid is wonderfully dastardly

Does Evil Noid have a goatee?

Fuck no. He's got heel stubble.

Little Finger beard.

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Evil Noid Post.

Had the thought earlier today that the WWE might have Rusev beat Cena for the US Title, then do the wedding with Summer Rae, which gets crashed by The Rock for some reason, leading to them two having a match at Survivor Series.

Rainnnnnnmaker

Is Okada killing Styles right now? Don't know when that PPV is on. But unlike what's going on in the WWE -- I do care about it...

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Hey GuruDave, this one's for you!

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A wrestler ad that actually makes sense!

Kahli has moves.

Jesus Christ, that chin.

<font color=goldenrod>I feel like somehow, someway, they'll wind up putting Rusev and Lana back together especially with their real-life engagement now being "well publicized" I guess.</font>

Evil Noid won't be truly evil until he has a handlebar moustache and monocle.

He's an evil Bulgarian he can marry them both.

Looking forward to Evil Noid's review of raw tonight.

Bloody hell Khali finally did something entertaining.

I would assume they are building to Big E taking the US title and putting Cena on the shelf.

Could actually see Big E vs The Rock.

My guess is Rusev keeps failing to win titles, and blames Summer Rae, but he agrees to still marry her despite all her failings. Then at the wedding, Lana comes back, Rusev pretends like he's pissed, but after Lana (in her classic business suit) beats up SR in a wedding dress they embrace, and continue with the wedding. When Lana says "I do" the Russian flag drops down and they are back as a couple.

No, she was more terrible than the hypobole. Her rope running, which is wrestling 101 literally made Kelly Kelly's look to be Shawn Michaels-esque. The botches aren't "recent"; she did so more than the original Sin Cara... only Sin Cara made himself look foolish, Eva either put others in cringy positions or actually injured them. Selling is one of her stronger suits, but that's really saying a wet turd is better than hershey squirts. Any heat she can draw by intentionally playing the role of unlikable bitch was being outstripped by her actually just being... unlikeable. Or rather, unwatchable.

Yes, you are correct about the idea of dark matching her for at least a year, if not longer, to see if she starts to come along. But WWE has already proven they don't like to play the long game like they used to.

All things being fair, and my personal dislike of Eva aside, arguably the greatest Diva of all time, Trish Stratus, was a bit shit in the beginning. But she got settled in, first. She was eye candy. She was an arm charm. She got time to improve. She probably got a lot of house show matches under her belt that by amd large we don't know of. She got the time to improve. They were dead set on giving Eva the world "now", and much like their other booking, it is cart before the horse thinking. They want the result without cultivating anything. They want her heat from Total Divas to just cross over into the "main product" without thinking that being a heel on a reality show and being a heel in wrestling isn't a 1:1 transfer.

Just ask The Miz. He was one of the most hated people on TV during the heyday of all those MTV reality shows. In wrestling, he exuded "change the channel" heat. When he was hosting Divas Search and whatnot, they weren't trying to hotshot him WWE champion anytime soon, and that paid off.

Anyway, Eva is shit.

The fuck? I hate this tablet sometimes.

(Let's try this again) Somebody ought to repost the double Tomaso sighting for effect!



*the previous post about Eva Marie was supposedly posted before, but somehow JUST showed up while I was trying to comment about this.

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lol Khali

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Turns out Cena isn't taking time off to relax or recover from any nagging injuries but because he wanted to tape a fitness reality show for FOX. WWE wasn't sure about the exact date he'd return at first which is why they gave him 2 months off.

Bullshit. He ruled in "Get Smart!"

<3

The Khali vid was quite good, had no idea what they were advertising until the end though.....

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might go over to Japan with everyone and get into a product, looking for blood(optional) and goofy/violence

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, I really do need to watch more NJPW. I've seen bits and pieces and heard nothing but good things but I've been so burned out by WWE that it's sorta hampered my desire to watch wrestling at all.

Might even axe the WWE Network subscription. The PPVs don't even have the appeal to me now because I don't care about the current product at all.</font>

that one match of that Japanese wrestler and the blowup doll has me thinking that they appreciate fun over there, assuming it was Japan. #SorryNotSorry2015 if I'm off a country or two

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And here is Okada and AJ Styles from Monday

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been watching a lot of DDT recently

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CQl4qT-UEAAI-wW.mp4

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CQl6WoEUYAEQck8.mp4 (that's a firework he's chasing him with)

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but mostly Kazuki Hirata never getting to do his gimmick. Which is basically his gimmick.

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Big AJ Styles fan, if he didn't appear on Velocity years ago I'd say he is the new Sting to the WWE, but he wasn't a star, just a job to them so maybe we'll get him for a WrestleMania or two someday

I heard an interview with an Ex WWE writer saying that the only he wrote that made it on air was:

'It would be cool for the upcoming 4th of july smackdown event if Kane (Who was a heel at the time) would walk on screen and do the thing with his arms to start the grill after the other wrestlers there could not'

I thought to my self 'No wonder you were fired.'

I remember that. Compared to the usual WWE attempts at comedy, it was practically fucking George Carlin bit.

I understand the humor in it but that doesn't mean he needs to do it especially when he is heel

To be fair, I think that was far after the point heel Kane could be taken seriously anyway. Also, I think it was during the Bryan/Punk feud where he was a "love interest" of AJ so he wasn't exactly murdering people at the time outside of the skit. He may have even been kind of a tweener already at that point.

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October 17th for Evolve 49 and October 18th for Evolve 50 for those interested in going.

New record low for 2015 and the 3 Hour era in general. Another website broke down how bad the drops are getting and the WWE has lost around 700k viewers on average since Summerslam.

In regards if USA Network will end up getting involved to improve things and the short answer is no. USA is struggling just as bad overall but have nothing on tap that could replace RAW or help out.


Some other sheet news includes:

• New Day were guests on Good Morning Cincnatti show today: http://www.local12.com/news/features...i-218242.shtml
• Cameron announced she is heading to the NXT Performance Center for some training and jump start her career.https://twitter.com/WWECameron/statu...37784545181696
• Andre the Giant's daughter had an interview during the recent New York Comic-Con event with some highlights including her disliking how "too soap opera-esque" the WWE has become, confirmed the legends about his drinking habits, and WWE's relationship with the Andre family being lukewarm at best. http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/a...-wwe-lots-more
• According to the recent WWE Sting documentary (Sting: Into the Light), the official reason Sting lost at Mania was him believing that was going to be his final match and having no problems with losing it.

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Hmm yeah I guess.

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Finished writing my first article in awhile. Didn't really have the drive to write with working full time and everything else.

Table for 3 with Vader, DDP and Sting is pretty good. Vader seems like such the sweetheart.

Dirtsheets sponsored by the fake personification of Sister Abigail:


Still don't want to put the time and investment in Kalisto even though that was a huge reason why they hired him to begin with. Think its been teased before Vince/WWE mostly don't like how short he is and rather have a taller person instead as their mega star.


Some other sheet news includes:

• Newest episode of WWE Network's Table For 3 show has DDP, Vader, and Sting as guests.
• GFW recently released a teaser trailer for their upcoming Amped tv show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx9mvjL8nQE
• Nick Dinsmore had a recent interview with EWrestlingNews with some highlights including the Eugene character being his idea and him opening up a wrestling school mainly to help wrestlers get used to the WWE style as early as possible. http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/n...mahon-nxt-more
• Netherrealm Studios revealed the next update for their WWE Immortals mobile fighting game will have Mortal Komabt's Johnny Cage joining the roster. https://twitter.com/ImmortalsGame/st...01210686959616
• According to ESPN'S Jonathan Coachman, ESPN will be featuring a weekly "Top Moments" from RAW every Tuesday similar to their other "Top" style segments.
• This week's episode of TPWW's TLP podcast was recently released: http://tablesladderspodcast.podbean....st-125-101415/

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Bram has re-signed with Bachelorhood.

Mick Foley responded to a comment I wrote on his facebook page and I reverted to a giddy 10 year old mark again. Have you ever had any interactions online with legends/superstars?

As the Anonymous RAW General Manager, I regularly had interactions online with many legends/superstars.

Sami Zayn Retweeted me.

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Whoa!

I don't think a Taste would do it.

This is exactly why it's time for Vince to step down.

Fuck Vince McMahon. :fu:

He said legends/superstars.

:o

I read Raw results but for some reason it took seeing the Rusev/Lana segment for it to sink it.

What the fuck... ?

So much stupid.

Way back when Earthquake posted on the old wrestlecrap fourms. He threatend to turn me into a quAKE BURGER

UMMM YOU THINK

Serious MOD message:
 

Hey Champions, welcome to the Fall/Winter season of TPWW Wrestling Forum. Um, well, some of you are angry with our main show RAW. That's ok, I'm pissed too. It is imperative that you continue your presence on these boards, don't let the lack of RAWness get you down, find a hobby and enjoy that instead of wasting your Monday night away hoping for anything resembling entertainment. It's not going to happen if you keep watching. Now you're like "Well Poopenberg, easy for you to say, you think you have it altogether eh buddy?". Settle down, I'm just trying to help others out. It took me going to WCW back in the day for WWF to become entertaining again. We don't have much to fall back on, they are competing with non-wrestling entities and with the Twittah machine you can instantly voice your opinion to WWE about how repetitive they are. They are listening, not fully, but they can't deny criticism forever.


If you're into gimmick changes, Noid has made something out of nothing and will translate trash into gold for you so we don't have to feel alone.


#1 wwf fan and The CyNick are feuding, so check that out.






Lastly, it is encouraged that we have at least 1 or 2 Kanyon cutter gifs per page in any thread in the wrestling forum

Stupid on who's part?

He's still right more often than he's wrong.

Amazing how 50 Cesaro Section signs can cloud judgement.

And i actually really like the guy, but i haven't been overwhelmed by anything he's done so far. I did like him with Kidd. Maybe he needs a tag partner for a while.

Cesaro is nothing special to me entertainment-wise, but a good chunk of people pay to see him so I think that he should warrant some TV time with a feud involving a WWE pushed guy so everyone gets a piece of the pie

I mentioned on here that I thought Cesaro would get back wins over Show, but then I read there was heat over something he did. So who knows what it was.

I agree though I would like to see him in a long term program. That said, given his limitations, I think he's better off in a tag team for now.

Matt Morgan replied to me on Twitter.....

this is fucking hilarious s

WWE is like that cool cousin you are always happy to see and have so many memories with, then they fake a car accident that YOU only know was staged and the cousin is gaining money and admiration for it. No matter how hard you try to convince others, it is for naught.


You hope someday that the cousin stops their crap and gets back to being cool, instead of predictable and repetitive

Not being owned by Tracey Smothers?

Earthquake answered one of my questions but I forgot what is was about.

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Wrestlemania 33 in China!

Updated cover art for the upcoming Owen Hart DVD/Blu-Ray set:

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WWE thought the original image or design wasn't worthy or fitting enough for honoring Owen Hart.

Regardless of any of his "limitations" or whether people think he is boring or whatever, he consistently puts on great matches, and gets great reactions. Whether you find him boring or not is your opinion, but there is no denying the pops he gets (or was getting).

I'm not saying he should win the King of the Ring, Survivor Series, Royal Rumble and then unify every single title in the main event of Wrestlemania (I'd have no problem with that, though), but there is definitely a large fanbase of people that enjoy watching him perform. His matches always get good reactions. He should, at least, be involved more heavily and get some long-term programs. Sadly, it's been said countless times how useless WWE is with anyone outside of the main event picture, so it's wishful thinking.

But I hate this idea of just absolutely squashing any chance of him really going anywhere, just coz Vince thinks he's boring. 70,000 fans going apeshit when Cesaro picked up Big Show at last years Wrestlemania SHOULD have at least led to something. I hate this concept of people "scratching and clawing" and Cesaro "dropping the ball" when you see the booking he had to work with around that time.

Bret Hart did not have nice things to say about the Owen Hart documentary project during an interview with John Pollock. He wasn't particularly fond of the restrictions that Martha enforced. Bret can be really outspoken at times.

Since Monday Night RAW will remain under Vince's supervision for the time being, it would be interesting to see Hunter take over Smackdown, cherry-pick some performers and orchestrate rivalries that are somewhat exclusive to the brand and are not mentioned on RAW.

Unlike most of you, I still see the benefits of maintaining two separate rosters. Look at how great NXT is (I am completely aware of how it is an alternative to the main roster) ? Remember how "cool" Smackdown was in '02 (The Smackdown Six, Brock Lesnar, Rapper Cena :shifty:, United States and Cruiserweight titles) ?

The Mania crowd is a different beast. You almost have to ignore their reactions to some degree because they will be there no matter what. They will be first in line to get travel packages to Mania, they will attend all the events, then they will go home and complain for 364 days and do it all over again.

The key is does he get a consistent reaction in Des Moines Iowa in front of 8000 fans, and not just for one spot in a match You can easily build up to one big spot in a match, but to be main event level you need to be able to connect throughout a 15-25 minute match against someone other than John Cena.

I feel like I'm picking on Cesaro, but believe me I really think he's talented. I just think I see the flaws that upper management sees. I mentored it before, but in the ring he was flat up until the swing spot. Over the past months I've seen him incorporate more things that I think will get him to a moveset that fans can recognize and get behind when the time in the match is right. But I think he has a long way to go in terms of telling a story in the ring. I thought he was doing better with Big Show where he would try a bunch of crazy power moves and eventually one would fail and cost him the match. And of course his promos are boring, which is a massive roadblock to get to the top. He needs to work on that.

I was hoping to see him work up to another program with Owens, but stories came out about backstage issues. Without knowing what those were, it's hard to criticize WWE for not pushing him right now. When you are trying to manage 50 egos, and one of them gets out of hand, you have to check him to keep the rest of the boys in line.

Raw is always under Vince's supervision.

Regardless of any of that, though, I hate the idea of someone like Cesaro not going anywhere simply because "Vince finds him boring". It's been said countless times over the years that Vince has lost touch of what people want to see, and I gotta say it's fucking right (assuming everything we read online is somewhat true).

If Vince retired tomorrow and Triple H and Steph took complete control, I bet guys like Cesaro would most certainly start to take a more prominent role in the product.

And yes, Cesaro does get good reactions in Des Moines Iowa or anywhere else. Unless we're watching completely different shows. But nobody can ever face Cena and get a better reaction than a "Lets go Cena/Cena sucks" chant.

Anyways, it's all subjective really. I don't wanna get into a long-winded Cynick argument over the ins-and-outs of the wrestling business and how everything works and how everyone is wrong or if Cesaro is actually over or not or whatever. It's just my opinion. I love Cesaro, and I think Vince is an out-of-touch old man who should retire.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Remember reading something earlier in the year or maybe last year about Hunter having some control over Smackdown for stuff but not enough for any real impact. Vince still gets final say over everything and anything special or unique on Smackdown quickly gets tossed to RAW for rematches and priority.

Smackdown 2002 was awesome! It was that initial run once the brand extension took place, that firmly made me a "Smackdown Guy" up until the rosters fully merged again. Guess I support the underdogs. :o

That, and because I didn't have Sky Sports at the time and could only watch Smackdown. :|

Watching Cesaro on RAW take those European uppercuts and just get pissed off at Sheamus was the best thing I have seen on WWE television in weeks. Uh...er...I mean...the worst. /Evil Noid

Cesaro is boring Noid. Get over it.

I still think that Cesaro vs. The Miz would be a great feud to get Cesaro's personality embedded with the average WWE fan. Miz can carry most of the talking and Cesaro can just react and beat him up.

Seriously think he might be the best worker I've seen in the WWE since 2000.

I've got a TEW game I've been working on here and there where I've got Cesaro in a Bryan/Wyatts type feud where his misfortunes have made him vulnerable for a freshly turned Zeb Colter to recruit him into his stable of heel foreigners only for him to turn on them at Survivor Series in an 8-man tag after he realizes he's been brainwashed and used.

It's not genius or perfect. But it's fucking SOMETHING with some substance.