Nice effort, Cool King, but that still sounds like too much Big Show to me. Also, I feel the presence of a gigantic referee would be very distracting.

If Henry had retired after the Hall of Pain thing I would've been able to say he went out on a high note.

Big Show goes on a long losing streak before Bo Dallas suddenly appears one night telling Show to stop being depressed and BOlieves he can become great again if he joins forces with Bo.

Have a few weeks of them acting as an odd couple with Bo trying to drill the BOinspirational system while Show thinks the whole thing is stupid. Bo starts his very own Open Challenge series for Show with Show losing matches at first but slowly starts to get a win streak. Each win is followed by Bo's victory lap antics that gets more ridiculous each time.

Big Show gradually starts to believe in Bo regaining his beast status in the WWE. Bo thinks its time for him to get some gold and targets the tag team belts as his next goal with Big Show. They form a pretty dominate team and are primed to win the belts until Big Show randomly turns heel/face one night because Creative got worried its been way too long since his last random switch.

Big Show becomes the third member of the Shield 2.0 and takes out Braun Strowman

Only if Big Show does the victory laps to. Could be funny, Bo's Big Boliever. Been waiting on someone to start Bolieveing and Big Show could be that guy.

Thats the problem wwe have no clue what to do with him. He's unstoppable heel for a while when they decide to get behind him but that lasts a few weeks at most, then he inevitably flip flops between heel and face. They literally have the modern day Andre only a lot more agile but don't have a clue what to do with him. Then again this is the same company that fucked up possibly the easiest angle ever in the wcw invasion angle so it hardly surprises me.

I think I might actually be able to get behind him as a Bo-liever. Or a Show-liever, as it may be.

I actually cared about Big Show again after he was fired and became a thorn in The Authority's side by fucking shit up. It was the coolest he'd been in a while, the crowd was actually eating it up and getting behind him, and him winning the title seemed like it would have been awesome.

Then Triple H rehired him, gave him the title shot against Orton and immediately had the authority beat the shit out of him that night and it was like "Oh. So he's just the big, "scary" face who falls to the numbers game and Triple H isn't sweating him anymore. Pass."

At this point they might be better off just not trying to convince people he's a threat every couple months and just getting the most out of the fact that he's incredibly likeable and charismatic by making him a midcard big friendly giant, semi-comedy babyface like back in the day when he was doing the impersonator gimmick.

LOL, Cool King turning Big Show into a referee is such a great visual.

I actually really like this idea.

Beat me to it.

Big Show has heard the "Please retire" chants, so he decides he wants to go and tear things up -- making an impact and to prove he is still The Giant. This results in him walking right into the lion's den against The Wyatt Family. Show actually looks pretty good against them, but then gets brought down to his knees. Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns then hit the ring and chase off the heels.

Show's actually not the worst at conveying emotion, so I imagine he can sell it like he MUST take out Bray Wyatt and his Family. He needs to prove that he's a top honcho here, and he'll work with anyone to do it.

It almost seems silly to go where I am going next -- but I kind of want Show to align with The Wyatt Family. Despite all his money and accolades, Show still feels ostracized by society -- so he makes a deal with the devil, so to speak. Show basically plays back-up muscle for Wyatt, Harper & Strowman whilst you build the idea that the fans want their Big Show back.

One match I do have Show work is the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. I like the idea of the match coming down to Show and Hideo Itami next year. Itami got the NXT spot and had a bit of a feature of him making it into the match. I think next year he can be the runner-up -- getting tossed by Show -- but can finally win it the next year.

In between now and WrestleMania, I would have Show work with Cesaro. They have only a bit of history together, but I think it'd probably be the best showing Show is going to get at this point. I guess there would be matches with Reigns and Ambrose too, and the occasional 8-man.

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Fuck you, Thrilla. I'm trying, man.

I know, got a laugh out of that one to.

I would like to see Big Show take a light ref bump and be out for five minutes.

I'm starting to think this is impossible. That Wyatt Family/shield scenario seems pretty good.

Captain Insano shows no mercy.

Captain Insano pulled all his hair out.

In a last-ditch effort to restore Show's sanity, in February 2016, Christian shows up, dressed in his Captain Charisma outfit and challenges him to a 1-on-1 match @ WM 32, Captain Insano v. Captain Charisma.

After several repeated Unprettiers/Killswitches, one finally lands flush to Show's forehead, restoring his sanity. Furious, Big Show then discards his mask before pummeling Christian to a bloody pulp with W.M.D. after W.M.D., and finally pins him.

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Feel like Captain Insano would be a good partner for Stardust to combat Neville. Once Neville beats Captain Insano he becomes Captain Gravity.

A guy who's basically a spaceman adopting an "I AM THE LAW OF GRAVITY...YOU MUST OBEY ME, NEVILLE! MWAHAHAHAHA!" persona?

Poppycock!

Then I think it's about time people start getting chokeslammed through the damn ring.

Big Show wrestles Mark Henry and in a spot they bump into each other, knocking both of them down. When Big Show and Mark Henry wake up, Big Show thinks he is Mark Henry and starts to call himself Sexual Chocolate.

Mark Henry on the other hand, thinks he is Big Show!

The announcers can talk about how "Their minds mustve switched places!".

Might work in the backyard but not in WWE.

"Anythings possible in the WWE, King!"

That is a very stupid idea.

Big Show gradually turns face (if he isn't already, fuck knows these days), and targets Seth Rollins and the authority. Seth agrees to give Show a title match if Show puts his career on the line.

Rollins proceeds to bump like crazy, getting a decent, watchable match out of Big Show, before screwy shenanigans ensures that he goes over.

Rollins retains. Big Show retires (even if it just means getting him off our screens for a while). The match will probably be a bit fun thanks to Rollins.

Los Matadores gradually turn heel, along with El Torito. They target and bully Hornswoggle, regularly ganging up on him. One night Hornswoggle manages to avoid a beat down, grabs a large mushroom from ringside and eats it. He runs under the ring to keep away from Matadores/Torito who grab him by the feet and pull him out, only it's not Hornswoggle, it's Super Hornswoggle (Big Show in a leprechaun outfit). I always thought there was a likeness between Swog and Show.

The Wyatt Family versus Reigns Ambrose and a partner of their choosing has been announced for NOC. I swear if it's Big Show I will laugh so hard.

Big Show vs Cesaro in a reverse hair vs hair match

Big Show loses of course and has to wear a wig and is now called Wig Show.

Big Show would be a pretty good choice -- my original suggestion aside -- because he can basically play the non-factor and not hurt anyone's chances of getting over. If they choose some hot-shot from NXT, then you run into the problem of having two new faces in the pressure-cooker. I feel that The Wyatt Family need to win this -- so someone has to turn or be rendered a non-factor.

It'll probably be the return of Kane or something.

That would be exciting. Kane. Yay!

Then he'll feud with Mizzark Henry and will literally get his wig split.

They reveal Big Show to be El Torito's father

What about a role for him in Stardust's cosmic world. Take him off TV after a bad injury, amnesia type thing at the hands of Rollins. A 4 man team, let's say Neville, Dudleys and Amell are taking charge before Survivor Series and Stardust and Ascension are on the backfoot.

Stardust does a cryptic promo hinting at a supervillain from another galaxy that will change the game.

Show debuts at Survivor Series as aa Thanos type character in dramatic attire. He no sells the whole match and leads the new Cosmic Alliance to victory.

Would at the very least be entertaining and hilarious...

It's all about the workrates!

I could maybe stomach that.