Too much Noid in this thread. Is he talking about his wrestling toys he...thrusts?

This is the best match of Grand Slam IMO

that was a good match

Paige is going to find out.

Yes, Christian segment... best part of Rampage imo

Christian has been awesome when I’ve seen him. Wish he wasn’t stuck in AEW.

Christian does what he wants!

<3 Christian

We need a big return here at tpww forums dot com...imagine if Guru Dave showed up and put Mr Nerfect in a Davemission and then his advocate, Sterling Dave Wadding, cut a sadistic promo...

He still feels out of place there no matter how good he is. He always feels like Rick Martel in WCW to me.

Christian is so dependable in this character.

Damn feel like they cut a minute out of the segment... there was a lot more insulting NY and insulting Jungle Boy, getting lots of heat

Christian does WHO he wants. And her name rhymes with Bit Taker.

Christian should threaten to sue anyone who puts their hands on him and jeopardizes his recovery time.

No more Guru Dave, pls. I refuse to put him over.

Has Eddie Kingston always been from Yonkers or is that new

Did you go to high school with him @Triple A

lol @ Sammy anime tron

He has always been from Yonkers, NY! Wonder what high school he went to... he's a couple of years older though

damn they cut out the loud and sustained "shut the fuck up" chant during Sammy's promo

I'm so happy that the piece of shit Mr. Nerfect admits he watches the programs of AEW.

Weird that Eddie Kingston is from Yonkers. He’s always reminded me of Tommy Dreamer.

Ralphie rules!

I’m not watching.

dude comments all day on it

AEW doesn’t even have TV in Australia.

You told me you ignored me :o

Love talking about wrestling. Don’t enjoy watching AEW.

Where is Dan Lambert by the way?

I’m viewing your posts to see if you deserve another chance.

Serious question, she was Tay Conti because it was her ex husband's name, so why now is she not Tay Guevara?

JB/Fenix was a treat to watch

Love Eddie Kingston

Maybe doesn't want to just be seen as "her husband's wife," idk

birth name is Taynara Melo de Carvalho according to Wikipedia

I heard this on a podcast recently. I think she goes by Tay Guevara in her personal life, but professionally she is using her maiden name now.

Eddie Kingston's finisher is just making his opponent smell his stinky armpits klike he is a Nasty Boy!

Plus she’ll have to change her name again if they get divorced or something.

I thought Aubrey was the Senior Official Ref

I’ve never seen her listed as such on the roster page. She’s just the one that stands out the most because she seeks the attention.

Carvalho would be good, she could tell her opponents she is gonna "Carve A Hoe". :lol:

Trina heel turn lol

Pretty sure it’s always been Paul Turner.

Tay Cunty is going to carve a ho.

Brian Hebner was a good referee. It’s a shame he’s retiring.

AEW has the fucking worst referees. Rick Knox, Bryce Remsburg and Audrey Edwards all suck.

You can’t tell with it in picture in pictures but Dalton Castle got easily the biggest reaction of everyone as they were all running out to the ring. Pretty impressive especially given it was midnight or so when this match started.

This talking thumb commercial is weird AF

Dalton Castle does have some sort of charisma. If the roster wasn’t already bloated with a billion people they aren’t using, you might suggest bringing him in.

American TV commercials in general are dank as hell. They’re just…fucked. So grotesque needlessly so often.

Holy shit, when is the last time Brian Cage was on AEW TV?

Do not watch American ads while high.

A long, long time. For some reason Tony Khan extended his contract.

Brian Cage seems like a muppet, but the pairing of him and Melissa Santos on TV could work. Stick them with Christian Cage, Brian’s surrogate father and mentor on the business. Christian won’t have sex with his wife because he’s already too busy having sex with Britt Baker.

Christian Cage and Sons - “They’re Good Christian’s Boys”

Book it.

This is probably the best battle royal AEW has done

Daniel Garcia eliminated like it was nothing, like a lower midcard guy after getting a big "push"

yeah, that was weird

I remember when I had that story idea where Billy Gunn would claim Christian as his surrogate son to team with his boys in AEW. This is almost as good.

I feel like Adam Page has won about 15 different Battle Royals, Casino Royales, Ladder Royals, etc.

I wonder how much money Brian Cage has been paid to sit at home and not do anything?

Literally like 100 minutes after injured Paige debuts...

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That’s a shoot interview I really want to see.

Damn @ Page almost accidentally getting eliminated

That was fun

Brian Cage is probably going to get >$ 2 mil from the company when it’s all said and done. Incredible.

YES!!! The only thing better than Adam Page getting pushed would be if Colt did. Phil is somewhere crying right now :lol:

It’s an odd decision. I think they might be trying to have top guys work with him to soak some stink up.

Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww at that backdrop

They did a good job getting the crowd really into this match at like 12:40 AM

My God, Christ, Lord, this has turned into a LITERAL lights out match. FUCK! I'm going nuts!

Starks should have roshambo'ed hobbs onto the legs of that table! Ouch! But whatver!

vicious Roshambo

4 hours is too much AEW for me rn in one week

fun main event

Glad Starks and Hobbs got to have that match. That was fun.

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Love Sami as part of the Bloodline. They had me going with that opening segment :lol:

The other thing I took away was from that press conference where Logan Paul says something about “letting your mouthpiece do all the talking”. Well, yeah, that’s sort of the point of having a mouthpiece :lol:

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Good edit.

White Rabbit stuff:




Completing the game the QR code shown on Smackdown leads to coordinates to the venue for RAW and "patricide" - the killing of one's father.

Looks nothing like Frankie

Somebody finally thinking of the children :y:

Wtf.... where did that Noid quote get into my post from....

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Tiny about to get Megha to send another email about contract tampering :rofl:

MJF is one savvy dude.

Re White Rabbit:

Demon = Finn Balor
Patricide = Dominik Mysterio

Bray Wyatt referenced killing his dad in his early promos in developmental back in the day.

DEMON KANE KONFIRMED.

Yeah, he cut promos suggesting he murdered him in his boat lol.

It’s probably too risky for it to be anyone but Bray, but I would be intrigued if it ended up being Bo Dallas with a new gimmick. He kind of got swept up in the comedy antics of his inspirational stuff and the timing was never there to evolve him and do something meatier. He’s a damn good worker and only 32.

He can return in the City of Brotherly Love. There can be allusions to Bray coming back through Bo.

But hey, I’ll take Bo returning and helping Bray win at Extreme Rules. The White Rabbit & The Golden Child.

They should absolutely bring back Bo as well.

Underrated worker. He was an odd choice to groom for the ace spot, in my opinion, but the way they ran with that into heel NXT Champion Bo was great stuff. I’d love to see him back.

Just listened to Cornette talk about the Sami/Bloodline segment from Friday. He enjoyed it but holy shit more than half of the 10-minute clip was one ad read. Is that normal for his show?

Yeah, pretty much. In fairness, the ad reads are genuinely entertaining to the point where they've put out clip shows that are just ad reads. They've had me in tears a couple times.

Definitely odd to include it in the youtube clips though.

I’m sure they get paid for it/keep the sponsors happy and the ad reads usually come at the end of the video. It’s a little misleading if you’re judging the video by its length before you click on it, but they aren’t awkwardly in the middle.

You can always tell when the ads are coming too.

Especially when Brian transitions

:lol: he's never smooth, even in the slightest. But that ads are so much better than those on the Conrad network.

They’ve made listening to the ads fun. The best ad reads in wrestling podcasting.

It’s nice that they don’t advertise dick pills.

Occasionally it’s fun to not be treated like a wrestling fan.