Jostens does the World Series and Super Bowl rings.

<font color=goldenrod>WOOOOOO Mets avoid going 0-162</font> :cool:

Yangervis Solarte. Learn the name.

I love the look on Tanakas face after he gave up that home run. It was a " I'm gonna murder your entire family " look. Encouraging.

I'm really concerned about Starlin Castro. I really need a 3 hit performance today at the least.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Fellow Yankee fans. After two long years, we are sorta kinda proud to introduce to you, Michael Pineda.

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit Ike Davis with the walk-off pinch hit grand slam.</font> :eek:

Fear the knuckleball

3 singles. How you feelin?

Waiting for 2015

Bald Vinny couldn't make it to the Yankees home opener today. :(

Sheesh. SuperNova and company burned out today.

<font color=goldenrod>Bartolo Colon rules.</font>

The fucking Padres are driving me nuts. They haven't hit all year, but their pitching has been decent. Them, they clobber the ball against the Indians. but play shit defense and Tyson Ross seems to be a fluke to two starts into the season.

On the plus side, Yasmani Grandal is not only back super early from his season ending knee injury from last year, he's been raking since getting in the lineup. 4-5 tonight with a double. His timing looks really locked in and his swing looks smooth.

Now Headley and Alonso need to wake the fuck up, and somebody not named Andrew Cashner needs to get deeper in the game. The bullpen is getting over worked 2 weeks in the season.

Two dingers tonight too.

Castro is heating up. Rizzo is raking, Bonifacio is from another planet right now. It really should start translating to some wins right now. Cubbie just keep getting snipped by 1 run against the Pirates. They really could easily be 5-2 right now, but the Bucs have our number.

I thoroughly enjoyed the ass kicking. Think it was the game the O's needed to get out of their funk.

Can't believe it's been 5 years since Nick Adenhart died.

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Paul Goldschmidt is Tim Lincecum's daddy.

Travis Wood owes the Cubs a gem today.

The Cubs first base coach is like five Bonifacios

Speaking of Bonafacio, lead off walk and a steal already. DOING WORK!

Then he gets gunned at third

Rizzo just worked another count for a walk. Rizzo is starting to come around big time.

BONI FUCKING FACIO!

Travis has his stuff today.

It's amazing what happens when the bats start hitting.

CUBBIES PLAYING BASEBALL THIS MONTH. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Schlitter just threw one from the shitter and Snyder flushed it.

Pineda with pine tar all over his hands

http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/...BeIUAAf3c_.jpg

No clue how he got away with that

Fucking cheater.

Trying to keep up with baseball so I pop on Sportsnet to watch the Jays get spanked by Houston. :(

Dirt mixed with sweat. At least that's the theory going around.

It is amazing how Bucholz's hair stays wet for 2+ hours

Jeri curl activator

....or Pine tar.

GO CUBS GO

Lol Dustin McGowan

If the Cubs could sweep the Cards, that would make forget about the last two months of garbage I've seen from the Pacers.

hate baseball

Ah. There's the Brian McCann we were waiting for.

<font color=goldenrod>If Billy Hamilton could hit even .270, he'd be a gamebreaker. Just retarded speed.</font>

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<font color=goldenrod>As soon as I saw Ibanez coming up to bat as the tying run, I knew it was gonna be tied. Fuck you Valverde.</font>

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<font color=goldenrod>Jeff Francoeur was pranked by his teammates into believing a pitcher on the team was deaf.</font> :lol:

RIZZO BOMB

Mr. Mark Buehrle. Professional pitcher.

Utley still doing stuff. Marlins swept. Niceeee!

So about a dozen games in and replay being used atleast once a day, is it working? I know they blew it big time in the Yanks/Red Sox yesterday. And I see John Farrell got tossed today over a replay ruling.

Just wanna hear what the rest of the TPWW village thinks.

Barry Zito celebrated the final year of his $126 million contract by setting fire to any chances San Francisco might’ve had of making another playoff run.

:eek: at this Pirates/Reds Game.

10 Home Runs (Pirates 3 back to backs) and now a Rain Delay lol

Astros are calling up their top guy George Springer to the major league roster. Hot tip for anybody in a fantasy baseball league.

Go Cubs Go!

Sleeper trade went down as the Pirates acquire Ike Davis from the Mets for Zack Thornton and a PTBNL.

<font color=goldenrod>It had to be done. Having both Davis and Duda on the team was like playing with a 24 man roster.</font>

Lol Mark Buehrle, wow.

why are Trout and Harper constantly compared? I get that they're both "young phenoms" and the future of the game etc but Trout is in a completely different league than Harper right now

Yeah, the AMERICAN League :roll: :roll: :lol:

It's an easy story. Two young guys succeeding and "playing the right way."

Except most of the "baseball purists" think Harper is a cunt who is an asshole because he shows a shred of personality

But he plays hard so they just call him "brash" and "eccentric."

Ivan Nova starring down the barrel of Tommy John surgery.

Sucks. This season was going pretty good for the Yankees.

I feel like the Cubs won the Garza to Texas trade like four times now.

Pujols joins the 500 club with two homers in a win.

Love Pujols.

Wish he did it 2 days earlier when I was at the Angels/Tigers game. Actually kinda glad he didn't because h8 cheering for guys on other team @ games. But would've been awesome to see.

MLB Facebook page is all "100 YEARS WRIGLEY PARK WOO!"

Are there actual Cubs fans? Feel like being a Cubs fan is the most hipsterish baseball thing to do. Who the fuck is a fan of the Cubs

like every legit person from Chicago I've met has been a Sox fan.

Other than RP, I'm not sure.

how is RP a Cubs fan, I always pictured him as a greasy sketchball (spoken with as much endearment as that description allows) which naturally makes him seem like a Sox fan 2me

Cubs need to remind me what a sweep feels like.

I'm a glutton for punishment I guess

GO CUBS GO

Pineda just got nailed for Pine Tar.

So is Buchholz going to have nice and dry hair next time they play?

DaveWadding is a Cubs fan I believe

http://deadspin.com/michael-pineda-a...1566851178/all

dumbass

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4348071/tarejection.gif

Very stupid and not well hidden at all. The only thing worse than the suspension and fine he'll get is the shameful head bob Jeter gives him.

Was really stupid considering the scrutiny from the previous game.

Think Farrell said it wasn't until around the 6th inning last time that he was sure Pineda was using tar. Didn't bother today and went right for the request once Pineda started to suddenly look good again.

I can't stand the Cubs anymore

Did anybody actually believe his story that it was dirt and sweat other than Skankee fans?

No one believes it was dirt and sweat

h8 posting images but i liked that one

Granderson finally had his first decent game in weeks last night. So of course he's getting a day off today so 40 year old Bobby Abreu can get in the lineup.

I hate Terry Collins.

Woo Bobby Abreu!

since when does Abreu play for NY, he was at Spring Training in Philly, must have missed that one....

Pineda gets 10 games

Tonight's Yanks/Red Sox game looks to be one of those "long ones".

Have yesterday's Cubs/DBacks game on the DVR. 100th birthday game. Wouldn't do something so stupid otherwise.

<font color=goldenrod>The Mets have had such a weird season. So far this year they've gotten saves from Jose Valverde, Kyle Farnsworth, and now Daisuke Matsuzaka.</font>

You can have a piece of the official 100th birthday cake

https://s3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7...3f_E4gDBDl.jpg

The guy from Cake Boss made it, but apparently it sat out too long so they just threw it in the dumpster. The upper deck part that fell down s where im sitting in August looks like an earthquake hit.

Hahahahah

hate baseball

Sick of these back and forth blowouts the Yankees are involved in as of late.

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ Cano getting booed by the Yankee fans. Not a single fan booing Cano yesterday would have turned down $240 million over 10 years.</font>

Did they really chant you sold out at him?

Yeah. I will never understand why teams boo ex players who took the money and ran. Here in San Diego, Adrian Gonzalez gets boo'ed every time he plays here, which is baffling, considering he was TRADED away, and didn't chase dollars upon hitting free agency.

Fans are dumb sometimes.

He probably gets booed just because he became a Dodger not that he left just that he's a Dodger now.

Also I remember hearing reports after he left Boston that he was kind of a dick.