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Rammsteinmad 02-04-2012 10:30 AM

Ah, I think I got it now. This whole angle is just to piss off the IWC. That's gotta be it.

Kane Knight 02-04-2012 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3755306)
I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

The effort in the first two just makes it all the sadder.

Disturbed316 02-04-2012 11:34 AM

They are not just farts, but really smelly ones. Suits the PGness perfectly, but completely dumb.

Innovator 02-04-2012 12:24 PM

Let us not forget this company once had Sean Stasiak wrestle with a boner, and the finish came with a nightstick to the boner.

St. Jimmy 02-04-2012 12:26 PM

I can think of a better old gimmick for Natty off the top of my head right now.

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.co...pg?w=241&h=300

AM I RITE? ANYONE?

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 12:31 PM

I can get behind that, Jimmy.

Pintint 02-04-2012 01:12 PM

Yeah, this is sad. But, thats something you sort of have to expect, when you have a diva who doesn't fit the barbie doll mold. IMO, she is the best looking diva they got...but I guess someone backstage doesn't like her.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 01:14 PM

I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 01:15 PM

She's top... 10...

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3755468)
She's top... 10...

...on Smackdown

Pintint 02-04-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3755463)
I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

Not everyone likes the "starved plastic doll" look ya'know.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:09 PM

Haha, shut the fuck up.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:10 PM

Well, let me put it this way. Eve Torres is way hotter than Natalya, and Eve looks nothing like a starved Barbie.

Aguakate 02-04-2012 02:12 PM

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Lock Jaw 02-04-2012 02:44 PM

I bet Vince is just laughing his ass off over this, and no one has the heart or guts to tell him that it isn't very funny.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:47 PM

But it was...kinda funny.

XL 02-04-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3754677)
SPOILER: show
Vince is going senile

In no way is this a spoiler. Common knowledge for at least 5 years.

Jordan 02-04-2012 03:42 PM

Yeah it's funny, it's wrestling, and nobody cares about "serious". Vince in his age is entertained by more and more comedy and if the Rumble, Michael Cole, Booker, King, Daniel Bryan's meat hater gimmick, and Nattie's loud farts and Santino reacting to them is any indication, WWE is just getting more and more entertaining.

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 03:46 PM

What?

#BROKEN Hasney 02-04-2012 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 3755625)
Yeah it's funny

No it isn't. I don't care about seriousness in wrestling, but it's so ridiculously unfunny that I have to stop watching the show and stick one of my nails in my hand to make sure I can still feel things.

Essentially FourFifty in a wrestling scene.

Crimson 02-04-2012 05:11 PM

I recently started tuning back in..but after Wrestlemania if this kinda crap keeps up i'll be tuning out for another 4 years

Crimson 02-04-2012 05:12 PM

But i'll of course go to youtube for any quality matches I miss

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 05:13 PM

*Farts in the topic for Fragile X and ABT*

GET IT!?!?

Damndirty 02-04-2012 05:53 PM

Maybe her ass gas is the start of a new signature move, in the likeness of the spitting of blood and poison, via Gangrel and Tajiri.

FourFifty 02-04-2012 06:14 PM

I guess you could say... this gimmick... stinks.
SPOILER: show


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YEEEEEAH!!!!!!

owenbrown 02-04-2012 06:21 PM

I propose a 48 hour ban on any new posters that continually post their sig almost every time they post instead of when posting a new thread

FourFifty 02-04-2012 06:22 PM

I think they should get a warning first. There are a lot of message boards that have people posting their sig with everything they do. They just tend to be full of people who are reciting nothing but memes (and I mean more than tpww does).

Zeeboe 02-04-2012 06:41 PM

Chicks don't fart. How unrealistic can this gimmick get? They should have given it to some fat, ugly guy. Infact, why not just bring back.....

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....Wait, I just read he died. Damn. Well, how about Big Show then for the fart gimmick? He'd be epic.

Damndirty 02-04-2012 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 3755844)
I propose a 48 hour ban on any new posters that continually post their sig almost every time they post instead of when posting a new thread


What's wrong? Questioning your sexuality every time you look at a typed-in pecker?:shifty:

Kane Knight 02-04-2012 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3755401)
I can get behind that, Jimmy.

I bet you can.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintint (Post 3755505)
Not everyone likes the "starved plastic doll" look ya'know.

Yeah. Some people get off on Sonic/Tails fan art.

Don't judge Pintint!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 3755625)
Yeah it's funny

If you're three.

Innovator 02-04-2012 07:38 PM

For adamle

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