I dont doubt it gimpy

This is fucking hilarious. The guy in the short tights trained you? Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah

i lost the gimp suit gimmick in 2004, im glad you remembered it though

The crowd made it work though

to class this as a 'comeback' would be too cruel to 'i know you are but what am i'


0/10
must do better

LOL "The Natural Way" there is NOTHING natural about this shit nothing

The fact that this guy posts here makes me not want too anymore.

Also what you said is incorrect, heres your gay joke since i missed it. I once saw 2 guys kissing in the park and that was the gayest thing id seen til i met you.You are a fag

Most people don't get their first match until they've trained for months. I would like for you to pay a real wrestling school to train you. I know it's expensive but, damn it, it's worth it.

i thought looking at your daddy lumber over you in the missionary position when you were 12 was the gayest thing you have ever seen

did he say
"shhh! quiet richard, don't tell your mother and if you do i'll tell her that you came onto me"

that night was romantic, not gay. so the park thing and then you is what i pick

he'd call me chris too probly

it was only romantic until after he came and stuck a straw up your ass, sucked the cum out and then gave you a snowball, then it became gay

so you are 11 then? aww so cute. I hope you get to kiss a girl or boy someday before you die, chin up hun

As someone else said in another thread: There's no closet here. You're either gay and you should quit knocking em, or your straight and you're a homophobe. Don't try so damn hard to be both.

to quote you..

I'm not gonna criticise IC badly or nothing, but just gonna echo most peoples comments about getting some serious training done about the basics before you start any spots.

When I started training it was nothing but basics for a good month or two, with the only spots being small sequences involving basic moves like shoulder tackles, armdrags, hip-toss etc. We did start doing things like the Suplex and Body Slam pretty early on, but again nothing too flashy or dangerous.

Don't wanna be harsh or nothing, but that video was pretty embarassing to watch. Like others have said, forget about 'matches' and focus on basic moves. Everything else will come together in time.

Im straight and i pull the piss of everybody for everything so your attempt at a Barney Stinsonism has failed

0/200 this time

...So why were you talking about wanting to rape Ryan Clark the other day??

ahhh the unmistakable retort of a moron.
i think we're done here.

I didn't read most of this thread but yeah, you need serious training. Moves looked pretty bad tbh and way too much selling. lol @ the ref

on the plus side, it looks like a beautiful day out in that forest

The ref kind of looks like Kane's retarded younger brother

:rofl:

THere's something that's really bothering me: you have not had a match. please never say that again. that stuff you did was backyard man. it doesnt count.

ps-if your training has been with them you havent had any training either. it:s like buying a McDonald's play set and putting it on a resum'e.

Who the fuck would pay money to see you with your shirt off? You might want to get a better trainer because that guy looks like the lamest jobber to ever sit under Yokozuna's fat ass and heavy Samoan balls.

Hey guys, long time reader, first time poster. I had no idea what to use my first post on until this came along, and I was compelled. If you're serious at all about wrestling, never go back to the forest/backyard. It will ruin any serious skill you may try to develop later.

Also lol wrestling in the forest

Your opponent ("The Destroyer"? Seriously?) reminded me of Rhys Darby. That is the only positive remark I have on the matter. Please get some real training.

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I was debating to say anything or not... but I just wasted 5 minutes of my life... that was the worst piece of shit I've ever seen in my life. You looked like you didn't know what you were doing... speedo guy looked even more clueless. Everything about it sucked. And your "springboard" moves... atrocious to put it lightly.

Quit while you can. Although you claim that you're going to get real training. So we'll see... but man... take that video down. It's an embarrassment. Seriously... I thought about showing the link to others for laughs... but I'd feel embarrassed allowing others to know that I even know that video exists.

Positive: really nice scenery.

Indifferent Clox is either a fantastic troll or a complete fucking idiot, i still can't decide

Indifferent Train Wrex.

MOTY so far

He should start his own school.

QUICK!

SOMEONE SAVE THIS TO THEIR COMPUTER BEFORE HE TAKES THEM DOWN

I ain't doin that shit

I love that move.

That's awesome. Never knew it had a name, and why is that move never done anymore?

Why are we on this "The Punisher" tangent?

His name is "The Destroyer"

I see that move all the time.

i see it all the time. cant remeber the last time i saw it in the fed tho

Found it funny that this was one of the related videos to your match: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xc1...-il-ponte_news

It really felt like watching a horrible car crash.

"Your moniker "The Punisher" doesn't suit you"


Maybe because it's "The Destroyer"

why does the interviewer seem to stumble on your federation's acronym?

The other dude was great. "I think you're injured, let me take a look at it.." *STOMPS FINGER* "Did I touch his hand?"

lolllll oh my god that match. wow. i've seen yard tards with more skill.

So how'd your training yesterday go? Ready to put on 5 star matches while headlining WrestleMania?

They use it a lot in Diva matches.

Don't be hatin'.

:what the fuck were you thinking posting this shit face:

:I have to go to BJJ class right now so I can't properly rip you face:

:So can't wait to get back to ridicule your pathetic bush league antics face:

Do what? You shouldn't drink this early in the day, especially if you have classes. Also, Bush league?

Lol at Xero in this thread.

This thread just ruined Clox's Tpww rep hahahaha thats hilarious. I have been showing my friends this shit for laughs, what a glory to behold.

Clox had told me a while ago that he had been training, now that I think about it.

lol

We should go ahead and add Indifferent Clox to the list of IWC Not Approved Wrestlers

LOL

lol yeah this is what ruined his rep.

LOL Nice Boots!

This is amazing


Like watching a couple of retards fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Think on that

" YOU WANNA GIVE!?"

NOOOOOO NEVER

Lol this was too much.

klox found this, this is not him. We now know he is a fucking sock

The flailing while he's in the Camel Clutch is pretty ridiculous.

Not good selling by any means.

lol someone needs to make a .gif of that

Is the destroyer like 45? Does he work at a Orange Julius?

The camel clutch was too much. "Klox" was laughing. "What that on yiour face? LOl come on

And the flaining, oh god the flailing

5:07

"hey do you have a headache?"

shitty elbow to head

"now you do"

Seriously, are those Doc marten Boots?

I'm starting to think this guy Clox faced is some porn director/actor who "wrestles" with women.

I think the "REF" and the Destroyer are the two greatest things I have ever seen. I will pay money to see more.

i also like how barely anything happens and he begins pretending like he's so hurt he's about to die

"That's how it's done."

No. It's not.

He even Explains "just helping him in the ring" with legal moves

This seriously needs a laugh track.

Is the other guy wearing bondage boots?

not his fake suicide, his freestyles, his MP3s, his various obsessions, the Crisis but this?

I'd think he'd have no rep left at this point.

Dude,This match looks like it took place at a LARP festival

Your opponent looked like some pasty, creepy S&M fetishist or Don Imus

Hard match to watch without loling though I understand its your first time out,but yea Its been said shouldve stuck to the basics



that is all

I love you, Clox. Keep it up.

Pretty sure he's in the neg now...

Am I reading about Clox or TNA?

I know I said that was all...its not

This may honest to god keep me laughing for the rest of my life


Watching You guys makes Rob Terry look like Bret Hart

:lol: That part's gonna keep me laughing for quite some time.

<font color=goldenrod>Daniel Bryan responded to Clox on Twitter. Somebody should hook Bryan up with the link to this shit, I'm sure he can use a laugh.</font>

"the nearly undefeated destroyer"

i dont know why but i find this hilarious.

I love the fat hick "interviewer"

"Were are here with (insert name) about a match with (Inseert name)

*Pause, awkward turn and just stands there putting the Mic in Klox's face*

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Xero's gonna get the rift started here...

And Punk, you's trollin.

that video makes me feel like murdering somebody. seriously, i think that's what serial killers hear in their heads when they kill people

Clox's match was so bad this thread has become the most popular on the forum. Epic Fail? I guess it just depends on how you look at it.

Clox to end Takers streak!

Clox should use this gimmick, he'd instantly get over

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Clox is an artist. granted, he's like one of those apes who flings fruit at a canvas, but the artist doesn't need to have any talent, brains, or vision to be treasured.

And that, my friends, is epic win.