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Big Hero 6 is my new favorite movie. Holy shit. That movie was everything perfect. I'm just... wow.
Stop what you're doing, and go see it. |
Fury - 8.5/10
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Birdman - 10/10 I think
Sweet ass movie... Almost the entire movie is made to feel like one continuous uncut shot... sweet Really good |
I don't understand the complaints about the last part of Interstellar. What were you expecting to happen in this film?
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - 3 out of 5. Wasn't bad but wasn't great either.
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Dumb and Dumber to: 6.6/10
Actually, better than I anticipated. |
Clue: 10/10
cinematic masterpiece, etc... |
Doc Brown, KiloKhan, nuff' said.
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Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 1 6.5/10
Not much action, but I still liked it; the problem is that it feels like half a movie, which it is! |
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Guardians Of The Galaxy - 9.5/10
Let's Be Cops - 6.5/10 (Was entertaining but was the case of all the funny bits being in the Trailer) 22 Jump Street - 7/10 (Was slightly above my expectations) Captain America: The Winter Soldier - 8/10 (As a huge Captain America fan, I really enjoyed this one alot more, Had good story telling, flowed alot better then the original with all it montages) Thor: The Dark World - 7/10 - Was alright, Enjoyed the original more. Nightcrawler - N/A (From what I saw it was amazing, but had to leave half-way thru because the only people in the therate at the time was My Ex-Wife and her new boyfriend...Ackward |
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The cops asked me to leave...I decked the motherfucker with a Head Kick. Didn't want to spend the night in jail.
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Dumb and Dumber To-0 outta 10
I doubted this would be good. But my girl wanted to see it. Turns out it is even worse than the original. But I am sure people will say this is a classic and call me an idiot for hating the first one. Fuck um. Jim Carrey is funny in small 5 minute bursts. Over the course of a movie he becomes more annoying than when the midget at the pizza place hasn't showered in weeks and keeps sweating all over the counter. |
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 8.5/10
probs the best "Hollywood" film I've seen this year, will surely gets visual/effects Oscar noms |
Hercules: 1/10
Only watched % 30 of the movie before I shut it off. I give them credit for taking a different route with the story and charcters, but it was drek. |
Interstellar - mind-blown/10
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Interstellar - 5/5
Nolan Brothers with another home run. |
Jessabelle: Insidious meets The Serpent and the Rainbow anyone? 6/10.
Outpost 37: Sci-fi mockumentary of aliens called Heavies by the marines.. Really? They look like Mass effect's Protheans! 8/10. Had its gory-ass moments. VHS: Viral - 2/10. Really confusing plot point of the main story of a girl trapped in a fucking cellphone video to record it on youtube then occassionally skips to another segment although I liked the skaters beating the shit out of hooded skeletor voodoo monsters and the parallel alien dimension segment.. |
Dumb and Dumber To: 8/10.
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Birdman - 5/5
Pretty much the same thing as Triple A said, it's like they never stopped filming. Just one long ass take. |
Big Hero 6 - 4/5
Cute, predictable Disney flick. Short film at the start of the movie got me choked up. |
Dumb and Dumber To: 6/10.. Not much of giggles but a few, still, I'm glad to see Sea Bass and the blind kid back. :p
Exodus: Gods & Kings 9/10. - Very different interpretation of the 10 Commandments from Charlton Heston's version. Moses becomes Batman on this one. :p |
Stand by Me: 3/10
Whatever |
Frozen 8/10
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As Above/So Below - 3/10 - Nice Plot and decent movie, if you count only the first 13 minutes. Everything else makes me wish I could of watch Clark posting for 8 straight hours instead.
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A Million Ways to Die in the West - 4/10
Did not really enjoy. Felt too "on the nose"... some of the stuff was real funny though. Just too much stupid |
The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies 7/10
Better than the first, but the second film remains the strongest. |
Horrible Bosses 2 - 2/10
Really bad. Felt like I was watching an Austin Powers movie in 2014. Charlie Day (who I normally like) v annoying in this. Like obnoxiously annoying. Hated it. HOWEVER comma there was a movie trailer for "Get Hard", movie with Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart... Alison Brie looking V V V V sexy in it in the short scene she was in. Evening not a disaster. |
Team America - 6/10
Skeleton Twins - 6/10 |
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - 6/10
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Foxcatcher - 4/5
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The Purge: Anarchy More of the same. as the 1st but it was OK. 7/10.
http://www.kemaltv.com/wp-content/uploads/Kite-2014.jpg Didn't know this was a violent anime-based scenario and right now I'm watching the anime version of it as well. Run Lola Run/Professional vibes anyone? 8/10. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...923bfd4f70ad20 http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...640_SY720_.jpg Not to be confused with the AJ Bowen version where TV signal static makes people go apeshit on violence.. ;) 9/10. Could've been the anti-thesis to Nolan's Interstellar. :p |
The Hunt (2012) - 10/10
Amazing movie... Lots of despair and isolation... huge nightmare. "Emotionally draining." Great acting by the lead actor and cast in general. Was nominated for Best Foreign Film last year @ Oscars. About a kindergarten teacher whose life starts to fall apart after a little girl accuses him of sexually abusing her and the mass hysteria that follows. |
Boyhood (2014) - 8/10
Pretty good... really interesting concept and some good "emotional" parts. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) - 8/10 Feels like I usually don't really like Wes Anderson movies but this was prob my fav one of his. Every shot was "beautiful" and the story actually also seemed interesting to me. Inherent Vice (2014) - 7/10 I feel like I need to see this again maybe. Had an incredibly annoying theater experience that prob "ruined" the movie for me. Feels like I would have liked it better if I knew more about it going in / knew what to expect, which was sort of a bunch of loosely-intertwined scenes. Felt like I was "having trouble following the movie" because of being really distracted by people around me but the movie was kinda "supposed to be like that" I guess. Need to watch it again... there were a lot of "good parts" and feels like I would def enjoy it way more the 2nd time, and Joaquin Phoenix is the best. Magic in the Moonlight (2014) - 5/10 Woody Allen movie... seemed pretty weak... idk... Emma Stone is very pretty in it though The Interview (2014) - 4/10 Seemed bad... was "purposefully" "silly" and dumb and stuff and was trying to "cut it some slack" but just like... didn't seem funny... couple of funny parts but... seemed pretty bad... |
The Great Gatsby - 7/10
Ok film, visually was outstanding. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. A Cinderella Story: Once Upon A Song - 2/10 Mikala wanted to stay it. It gets a 2 purely for Lucy Hale. |
The Station Agent - 6/10
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Into the Woods: 1/10
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Biutiful (2010) - 8/10
Bleak movie... was good. Really like every movie the director has done. (Director of Birdman, 21 Grams, Amores Perros, Babel) Obvious Child (2014) - 4/10 Felt annoyed by this movie. "Quirky" "20-something 'creative person'" with rich white parents, living in "Brooklyn"... Sort of like "Girls" but not good... seems like it thought it was being really "cute" and funny a lot but felt annoying to me... feel bad about this review, seems really negative |
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