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Wish t-shirt sizes were more standardised, there's ridiculous variations in them.
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Emma and Becky Lynch are wonderful.
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I feel like they could use that Cena-chasing-Taker's-win-record as a feud-builder for Mania 32. Have Cena go on a streak, picking up five more wins leading up to Fastlane. Have him come out and cut a promo the next night on Raw about how he's done everything in WWE. He's held the World Title more times than he can count, he's main-evented WrestleManias, he's slain giants, and battled legends. But there's one accolade that he's secretly been striving for his entire career...
Roll awesome video package replaying wins 1-91 of Cena on PPV. Cena says he's now tied with one man for the most wins on pay-per-view events. And he wants to break that streak with honor, against the man himself. There's only one match big enough for John Cena at the biggest WrestleMania of all-time and that's against the man with more many WrestleMania wins than The Rock, Triple H, Steve Austin all put together! April 3. Cowboys Stadium. WrestleMania 32. John Cena. The Undertaker. Winner walks out the greatest WWE Superstar of allllllllll-time! Big crowd pop. Announcers ruin it because they're terrible. |
loopydate has a damn fine idea there. :y:
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I'm still a fan of Shawn Michaels making it an issue to retire Taker like he did him, but Cena vs. Taker is the modern dream match, and Cena's recent ring work proves that he could more than carry his end.
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I still have a weird fantasy where Triple H gets the blessing from Vince McMahon to spend a few million and expand the WWE's developmental territory system, and they send Jerry Lawler to Memphis to head up a new promotion (of sorts) down there. They'd have Jerry Lawler, Bill Dundee, Dr. Tom, Tracy Smothers, Brian Kendrick and maybe a Cheerleader Melissa or Victoria head up training down there. Lance Russell would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on the first episode.
-The first big angle would be Jerry Lawler vs. Dolph Ziggler. "You gave me a heart attack!" "I'll only fight you under the condition that if I win, I'm your Heavyweight Champion, Lawler. And you have to hire my brother." -They do a sit-down between Lance Russell and Jerry Lawler, where King questions how badly he wants Ziggler, because he's an older man now and may have just handed Ziggler the Heavyweight Title -- but he needs to fight him. -Ziggler wins and Ryan Ziggler, or whatever they fucking call him, ends up with a developmental contract down there. Lana is also there looking fine. Maybe Tommy Dreamer helps out Ziggler (if they can get him from TNA), because he still hates Lawler for hitting him in the balls with a kendo stick so hard his testicles swelled up to the size of grapefruits. -Kendrick brings in Eva Marie to showcase her talents more. Jessie Belle Smothers attacks her, because she's a real woman. Eva Marie and Jessie feud, with Kendrick and Smothers working with each other as well. -Lawler gives contracts to Too Cool, and offers them the Memphis Tag Team Championship. They decline, because they want to earn it, so The Mechanics come out and say they'll gladly take the belts. The two teams brawl and a feud is started. -The tournament originally declared to decide the Heavyweight Champion becomes a #1 Contender tournament. That sort of shit. |
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Except that needed to be corrected.
DAMN iNATOR also does that. |
It absolutely, 100% in no way needed to be corrected.
... And DAMN iNATOR might also be in that group, too. I haven't noticed but it seems like it could be a thing. |
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Former WWE Diva Katelyn aka Celeste Bonin <-- lol
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New Day are on the latest Talk Is Jericho and it's fantastic.
Biggest thing to come ouy of it: Vince really thought this gimmick would get over as faces. |
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It doesn't feel like it, but today marks five years since Lance Cade passed away. :(
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I liked Cade.
I loved him during his tag team days with Trevor Murdoch and I remember being really interested and enjoying Cade's alliance with Jericho, during Jericho's feud with Shawn Michaels back in 2008. |
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cause what old man doesn't want a big ol wet kiss from Jimmy Valiant
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I SEE CELESTE BUT WHERE ARE THE BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
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I've decided I want to see a Dalton Castle/Kaitlyn double-act somewhere down the line.
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This is the best page in this thread, that's it.. Close the thread, it can only go downhill from here.
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I just read the plot to the 2008 TNA Impact game.
In the game, Suicide is a professional wrestler moving up the ranks of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, when prior to his match for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, he is approached by The Latin American Xchange, who tell him to throw the match.[7][9] Suicide does not comply and instead goes on to win the title, resulting in him beaten up beyond recognition by LAX and left for dead in Mexico.[9] Doctors find him alive, but suffering from amnesia, and aid in his recovery while offering free plastic surgery as well. This allows the player to create their own look for Suicide, establishing his new identity in the process.[7] From there, Suicide (under his new identity) finds that he has a knack for professional wrestling. After success in Mexico and a U.S. Army Base, Kevin Nash recruits Suicide for the TNA roster.[9] After conquering the X Division and the tag team division, the latter of which with Eric Young as his partner to form the tag team known collectively as Salty Biscuits, LAX kidnaps Young and orders Suicide to go and win the TNA World Heavyweight Championship from Kurt Angle and then drop the title to Jeff Jarrett.[9] After regaining the World Heavyweight Championship Suicide remembers his past and finds out that it was Jarrett who called the hit on him.[9] After Nash and Samoa Joe are able to save Young from LAX, Suicide gains revenge on Jarrett by defeating him in the match for the World Heavyweight Championship.[9] The fuck is that? Do WWE games have overcomplicated, retarded plots these days, too? |
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Yeah that was epic bad.
That was the same game where basically masters and Carlitos were in every storyline |
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In SvR09, there's a storyline where Undertaker turns Finlay and Santino into zombies.
But I guess something like that is to be expected, as it is The Undertaker after all. |
Right after Eddie died SvR was released and showed him in a casket after losing to your character.
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Celeste Bonin is amazingly attractive.
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She is amazing. Shame she's not around for this Divas revolution going on.
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I don't remember a good Kaitlyn match.
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Probably would have gotten lost in the shuffle assuming another team didn't get made. Would have needed a heel turn to be on Team BAD or be on Total Divas to be on Team Bella.
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For some odd reason the WWE thought the idea of having Big Show threatening to punch people who don't order or renew the WWE Network was a good idea. Was done as part of their hype for Summerslam being on the Network.
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The local newspaper here has a competition going on to win tickets to the local indy show that's happening this month, that will have Ted DiBiase and Chyna appearing, along with two British wrestling legends and also Colt Cabana having a match.
They seemed to have merged Ted DiBiase and Chyna together and have made "Colt Cobana" a Hall of Famer. http://oi58.tinypic.com/2pzcmtx.jpg I blurred the pointless stuff. Along with spelling Colt's name wrong, they also got the spelling wrong with Johnny Saint's name. Also, "Hell For Lycra" has to be the worst name ever for a wrestling event. Even more so for the biggest event of their calendar, which it is. It's their WrestleMania. |
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Would love if Cesaro adopted the sharpshooter full time. That counter was great.
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He has adopted it ever since Tyson Kidd went out.
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Green Arrow ended up getting injured during his training for the tag match against Stardust and King Barrett.
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He was clearly trying to pin him?
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He was trying to pin him... and then he decided to put his leg between Cesaro's mid-pin. lol
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The combination of Cesaro kicking out and grabbing his legs is what did that....
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I only remember like 2 or 3 good divas matches in WWE history (not counting NXT).
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God damnit Mojo Rawley.
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I have to admit that having Mojo and Ryder together with Ryder as the straight man to Mojo's wacky doofus actually makes both of them kinda interesting.
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I'm with fan on that Rollins/Cesaro deal. I get the kick out, but Rollins did lift his leg for no reason.
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Is it only okay to point out shit like that if it's not an IWC favorite? Is that it? Because generally stuff like that is talked/joked about.
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I can't speak for anyone else. I just know I wouldn't be pointing out that inane detail no matter who it was. It was smooth as fuck. And besides, is Rollins considered an IWC favorite? I don't keep up with these things.
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I think he is, along with Cesaro.
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Thought Ambrose was an IWC favorite, not Rollins.
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Both Ambrose and Rollins are favourites, but I'd say during the Shield days, Ambrose was the "most favourite" of the two.
If I had to guess from the current roster, I'd say these guys are "IWC Favourites". Bray Wyatt Cesaro Daniel Bryan Dean Ambrose Dolph Ziggler Kevin Owens Seth Rollins Stardust/Cody Rhodes And I'm a bit unsure if Barrett is a favourite or not. |
Like I said, a guy randomly putting his leg in between another guy's legs during a pinfall so he can get put in a submission hold is on par with "flying nothing into an RKO". It's glaringly noticeable. If hearing stuff like that mentioned bothers you, I suggest you stick to casual for the sake of your sanity because it happens a lot.
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I'm not sure I'd put Cody in that group though. Might even put Neville above him. |
As a rule, anyone who has ever main evented in ROH is a definite IWC favorite.
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I just thought I would let everyone know that.
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"stick to casual" as if i don't read every post in here every day. lol you wiener.
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Cesaro lifted his legs up into that position
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Didn't even notice until you pointed it out, tbh
Still don't care. It looked great. |
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