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Good thinking, Damn, I think you may be right.
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We'd have a lot more bra and panties matches
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imagine if stephanie married chyna...chyna would be the #1 star now
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No but that woman would probably have reigned supreme as the current and longest reigning women's champion. The divas title would also never have existed
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if beth phoenix turned lesbian, they could have a civil service marriage, her and stephanie and then stephanie would make here divas champion again and christen a new marketing nickname for her: "The Vibrazon" Beth Phoenix. And for shits and giggles they might let CM Punk watch but not touch.
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how can wwe make damien sandown interesting?
okay so wwe is pushing damien sandown on us. i admit his promos and character are a breath of fresh air but at the same time he is mad boring sand i dont see that character having any stayin power its too much of a gimmick. so how can it be fixed?my idea is that sandow reveals a darker side. hvw him meet kailyn or laykla backstage and kidnap her like heidenreichb did to cole. then the diva can say anadown is a rapier and sandown can say no way i was education her.this way sandlw becomes this evil intelligent yet disgusting character who divas become affraid of because they dont want him to attack themm,
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He's the most interesting guy in WWE. And I'm almost positive your the only person who thinks he needs to change
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He's pretty damn interesting to me, just watch him develop. All will be well.
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Snap and become a badass submis....
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He needs to lose a match, in my opinion. I love Sandow as much as anyone on the internet, but I'm not buying him as this undefeated guy anymore. And having him lose by countout or whatever doesn't count. Have him lose a match and enter a program with someone, since unless I'm missing something, he's still pretty directionless at the moment.
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Actually, I think since that match, he's been running away and losing via countout, so I think his first loss via pinfall/submission is coming soon. I think they're working towards it by having Sandow always run away, but eventually his opponent becomes wise to him and manages to get him back into the ring, be in by a friend of Sandow's opponent coming out on to the stage and stopping Sandow from running or whatever. But the running away thing will probably cost Sandow his first loss as he'll get thrown back into the ring, eat a finisher and be pinned/tap out. |
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I remember early on I thought it would have been a good idea to have Sandow lose to Ezekiel Jackson after Sandow cut a promo pissing him off and 'zeke attacked him while he was putting his robe away. Have a little brains vs. brawn feud for a few weeks before Sandow eventually goes over by somehow just outsmarting 'zeke. Sandow is awesome. His character isn't going anywhere right now though. The Brodus Clay feud was pretty paint-by-numbers and I don't think it did anything for either guy's character in the long run. There's no concept of a long-term build. Guys don't get over from one or two major storylines. They get over by constant exposure and consistent character booking over a long period of time. |
He has a beard.
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He does show a darker side btw or at least a more vicious side beyond he quasi intellectual rants if youve ever watched him wrestle.
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I wish the titles mattered worth a shit anymore. He would have made an awesome Intercontinental Champion back in the day.
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He needs to come out puffing on a pipe
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Possibly a gold pocket watch that he can keep in his robe and run outside and check the time on during his matches?
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And his own interview segment entitled "Sandow's Segment of Serenity" where he brings down all the brutality for a moment by sitting on a set with furniture and carpet on very soft, subtle colors while Mozart plays low as he interviews the flavor of the week in the WWE?
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You're welcome. |
You, good sir, have displayed some rapier wit.
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I could totally see some "Masterpiece Theatre" type vignettes in front of a fireplace with a monocle and pipe...... it would be very entertaining.....
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He's been amazing so far on Smackdown and as a character.
He's somewhat unique in the sense that he's not the typical snobbish heel who just trashes the audience for cheap heat and instead just wants better wrestling to be available to the unwashed masses. Considering how many wrestlers either are bad in the ring or with promos, he benefits by being good with both right out of the gate with his WWE career. Him getting involved with DX did more to get him over than an artificial streak the WWE likes to give to almost every new wrestler. |
I'd say give him some time. I believe he'll be the next big heel.
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Umm, how about how can Damien Sandown make Damien Sandown interesting?
Austin made Austin intersting, not the WWE. Shawn make Shawn interesting, not the WWE. |
Heyman's cool list.
-Damien Sandow -Jinder Mahal -The Miz (if they turn him face) -CM Punk -Daniel Bryan -R-Truth (he needs more backstage promo's) -Santino Marella (good for young demographic) -John Cena (good for young demographic) |
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Sandow losing to Ryder could have been good. Could try and revive a bit of the Ryder Revolution, whilst giving Sandow a decent program. It'd be a generic paint-by-numbers "I can't believe I lost to this underling" type fued, but I think these two could easily make it work. |
I really am starting to miss Juan as wrestling forum moderator
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Fun fact, google searching "Damien Sandow's Rapier Wit" has this thread as the number one search result and the photoshopped Rapier-head Sandow as the #1 image result.
So, again, I say "You're welcome" Damn. Also, I'm sorry to everyone else that ends up in here in the future. |
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