:shifty:
...ok...

WTF, why is this not in the 100,000 replies thread?

He probably doesn't realize that it exists.

Probably, I believe he is new so I'll cut him some slack.

There's a lot of funny stuff in that there (spoken in redneck accent) 100,000 replies thread. I looked at it for the first time yesterday.

Yeah, it's like mostly comedy in there and some tweets and youtube videos.

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At least he didn't start another Nation of Domination/ TNA/ Raw GM thread.

I hope your Cards smash the Saints Pope. Make it much easier for the Falcons to take the NFC South.

Counterpoint:
...I don't have one!
Touche, NBT...Touche...

Nah, the Cardinals are starting a rookie QB. The will lose miserably unless Special Teams returns like 3 kickoffs/punts for TD's. Also, the Falcons will make the playoffs, the Saints aren't as good as last year.

Watch TNA and ROH then.

This forum needs more Matt Hardy threads.

Get someone else to actually sing that and it'd be awesome with that instrumental.

Or just get rid of the vocals all together. Probably the better way to go.

Who's Matt Hardy?

Goldust himself has a weird head/face nowadays. Back then it looked okay.

I dig the existing twitter/100k threads.

I do watch TNA for their tag division thanks. :y:

BAD spanish, mind u. He doesn't speak spanish very well, as his primary language is actually english.

He sounds like a 12 year old with down syndrome.

But you already know that...;)

Isn't that what he is?

I wish you guys would lay off of Michael Cole for a minute, dammit!!
:D

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I like Big Shows new shirt with a bear with a chef's hat on.

I love this man. Wow things have changed within a year.

I like Orton's new shirt...the only piece of wwe merchandise that I've considered buying since Attitude era.

We now have a Destro 3.0 btw. Grats to Schlomey for the discovery.

it's like Christopher Columbus discovering America.

Let's hope version 3.0 can handle the expectations.

hahahahaha and Matt Hardy has the willpower not to supersize his combo meal.

What exactly are these "expectations?"

Entertainment?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...is_jericho.jpg

2001/2002 Jericho

In his latest video Matt Hardy confesses he is a troll and that he "did it for the lulz" so they would fire him because he was told by somebody that they would sign him in TNA. Hopefully this clears up all the questions posed in the 42 seperate Matt Hardy threads and we can all go back to not giving a shit.

I really hope this whole things has turned him into the guy even TNA won't touch.

*Matt shows up at Universal*

Dixie: Matt!?

Matt: Sup Dix? I'm HERE!

Dixie: ...I told you we weren't going to hire you...

Matt: What? But...

Dixie: You're a liability, and we really don't want to be associated with people like you.

Matt: BUT I QUIT WWE TO COME HERE!?

Dixie: I never said we would hire you. Frankly, I think you should go get some help...

Jeff: Yeah man, you're fucking insane...

*Jeff goes back to painting his face*

With Scott Steiner all but out of the business, Matt Hardy looks to be the new Troll Overlord of professional wrestling.

But, in reality, Dixie WILL sign him, he'll get paid very well, he'll be in Main Events, he'll probably be TNA Champion, and he'll go out to the Impact Zone and do his own promos (he'll probably do some promos like the ones he does on YouTube when he first gets there). Afterall, Dixie Carter and TNA don't have the same authority Vince and WWE have, so the wrestlers who think they are "big shots" prefer to be in TNA where they work less dates, get paid well, and where the person who is in charge actually caters to them.

Tempted to go troll his video comments page.

I'll do it with ya, sounds like fun.