But nobody wants my autograph when I'm taking my click and collects out, so I have no experience to draw upon.

I've got quite a few autograph requests after winning back to back King of the Forums.

The fans are generally nice. A few problem ones, but that's the price of fame I guess.

Fuck you I am not a problem

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Yeah, personal pictures are definitely more preferred, and it's easier to do with the advent of smartphones. I've been lucky enough to have gotten both on a few occasions. I wish I had been able to get a pic of that time we met Johnny Nitro and Melina at a Denny's after a PPV.

If I were a celebrity, I'd have no issue with doing either as long as the person isn't being a douche. Like I said, fans will remember that shit for the rest of their lives

You say that now, but wait until you start seeing owenbrown outside your house at 3 am.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thoughts on High Energy? How many of you think me and Owen Hart could have held our own in today's style of wrestling? <a href="https://t.co/smN8MpIhDe">pic.twitter.com/smN8MpIhDe</a></p>&mdash; Koko B. Ware (@wwekokobware) <a href="https://twitter.com/wwekokobware/status/1639321809047650322?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 24, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

High Energy isn’t exactly a team I think of often but this randomly popped up on my Twitter feed and made me ponder the question. They would have been a pretty big deal if they came around over the last 20 years or so.

Need the return of animal mascots in rassling

Koko would have beat shit workers like they were Memphis Patriots.

XPW ran a show tonight where one wrestler pulled another wrestler's tights down and then stuck a syringe in his actual penis.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Great Muta x Hulk Hogan ��⚡️ <a href="https://t.co/UAlPoUEc29">pic.twitter.com/UAlPoUEc29</a></p>&mdash; Vintage Puroresu プロレス (@vintagepuro) <a href="https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1639990706206048258?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 26, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

oh good a palette cleanser

Fill that palette with Skittles

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Saw a conversation about this show and someone said that the needle dick wasn't even top 3 in terms of disgusting shit from this one show.

More needle cocks please!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s a battle royal! <a href="https://twitter.com/davidfaber?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@davidfaber</a> reports multiple parties are in the ring for a potential sale of <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%24WWE&amp;src=ctag&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">$WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/LuoqfLIHpH">pic.twitter.com/LuoqfLIHpH</a></p>&mdash; Squawk on the Street (@SquawkStreet) <a href="https://twitter.com/SquawkStreet/status/1640727643094917121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 28, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Gotta love that media trope of throwing in some kind of attempt at a play on wrestling terminology when reporting on it. Can’t wait for “(x) slams (y) in WWE sale negotiations!”

I’ll believe the sale when it happens. Vince is old, but it’s just going to be something that happens one day, I think. I’ll wake up and Amazon owns the WWE and I’ll just go “oh…okay.”

Lol like what year is this , 1986?

Logan Paul says his contract is up after Mania.

The best was back in the day when they'd work in a wrestling move that wasn't actually a move.

"The WWF are dropping the atomic body plex on the competition"

Jokes on Gertner for not knowing that the atomic body plex is a real maneuver.

Helicopter spin

That is an actual move, though. Airplane spin, but from powerbomb position.

Wait a minute though. Real talk, why isn't it called a helicopter spin. Airplanes don't spin.

Helicopter spin is done without pants on

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They do with the right pilot...or wrong pilot, depending on how you want to look at it.

Helicopters were invented in 1939. The move pre dates that.

Technically if it was a helicopter spin the guy doing the move would spin his opponent above his head but he himself would not also spin. Kinda like he’s tossing pizza dough. Which seems very difficult to do to another human being.

Gonna try it on my son tonight. Will report back.

Meh. Bet Cesaro could do it.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">REPORT: Drew McIntyre's WWE contract is ending, both sides have not been able to come to terms on a new deal <a href="https://t.co/dBmhDiTxLU">https://t.co/dBmhDiTxLU</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/19FneNUv8l">pic.twitter.com/19FneNUv8l</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling News (@WrestlingNewsCo) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1642015323544223744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This weekend was rad.

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That's awesome man!

Let him go. Talented dude, but pretty boring and it feels like he takes up room. Let him go to AEW and let the politics there waste him and create more negative PR for them.

Guess there’s nowhere to talk about this, but man I wish they would let ROH die. The card for Supercard of Honor looks so embarrassing. The show sounds so boring and badly booked. Just have one promotion and try and weed out the shit that isn’t important (almost all of it).

I mean it is one promotion regardless of how they market it. Too much crossover to pretend otherwise.

Oh yeah, but the facade dilutes everything. So many fucking belts.

You know what I think would solve that? Another belt. Call it the Interpromotional Heavyweight Title.

Bam! Next boom period in rassling! (As soon as they put it on Christian)

I’m of the opinion that a promotion should have a singles belt for the men, a singles belt for the women and a set of tag team titles. Everything after that is a distraction and keeps guys in place rather than elevate them.