John Morrison will be boxing someone from "Epic Meal Time" on April 15th


https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/j...reator-clash-2

3… 2… 1…

Wait, he’s fighting the main guy, who I thought was a big fat guy. Not sure if he lost weight or if I just thought he was fat due to an optical illusion stemming from him having a beard usually associated with big fat guys.

I think the Epic Meal Time guy would actually have quite a height advantage over John Morrison.

Also, who knew Epic Meal Time was still a thing? Huh.

This is great

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I think the Epic Meal time guy had a amateur boxing match before this and won.

Here's a clip:

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1:24 - a pretty quick moment before Finlay interrupts it but I loved the crowd coming to the realization that Henry was thinking about jumping.

I'm a sucker for "big man wants to climb up top" spots. The crowd immediately can't help but be like "YES! GO ON!"

So I think I figured it out. I was confusing Epic Meal Time guy (Harley Morenstein) with Marty Matheson who IS a big fat guy chef and has a beard and a similar name. Definitely a size disadvantage for John but judging from that fight Savio posted, I’m not sure it matters. Eek.

All that Meat!

Not much on technique, but good power and he has some size.

He seems like he would have made an excellent wrestler. Not just based on the look but from what I’ve seen, he seems charismatic.

But how good is he at slapping? Dana White needs to know :rofl:

People over there, what's up?

People over there put your hands in the air








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brb - gonna take em to the Matthews Bridge

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Great picture

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Edge desperately trying to stop balor from eating his invisible hoagie.

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I prefer that over the modern indy style that permeates everywhere. I sometimes think about how much I miss styles in wrestling. There are very few guys that I would consider a “technical wrestler” these days. There are very few guys that can do the WWF Attitude era main event brawl style. I miss guys working out from who they are.

That made me realize that I would actually probably seek out a Gunther vs. Dolph Ziggler match. I could see them blending really well.

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kota ibushi making his in ring return mania weekend for the gcw collective series of events at bloodsport and joey janela's spring break 7. nice.

i'd embed the twitter posts but i'm at work so you go find them

ibushi vs speedball mike bailey at bloodsport is gonna be sick and i usually don't get into that event.

Don’t care about Ibushi at all.

congrats

WWE at least tell stories and pulled the trigger on this thing with Zayn and The Bloodline, yet AEW fanboys are like “This Japanese spot-monkey is free to sign with us!”

It’s so underwhelming.

it's a good thing aew wasn't mentioned here and no comparisons were made!

anybody got any good scuttlebutt?

Motion to rename the team of Noid and cumdorx “The Shamblebutt Buddies”

Will also accept “Shamblebutt Boyz”

This is what happens when you stand next to a charisma vacuum like Garvin. Just sucking the life out of him right on camera.

Lol I was waiting for Supreme to see that post.

Loooord he was born a shamblin maaaaaaan

I didn’t say it was mentioned here. Not everything is about you.

well then it's a great thing you're trying to have a discussion with people that don't post here!

also you wouldn't have posted word one about ibushi had i not prompted it so go fuck yourself noid :)

Garvin doesn't need charisma. He needs jobbers that he can introduce to his fists.

and then he can sit on their face for the pin