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Vince returns just as AEW has the best episode of dynamite in months. What a roller coaster.

Bought Brian Gewirtz book today. Can't wait to read it.

Lmao Jesus

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“People keep asking if I’m back and I haven’t really had an answer, but now, yea...I’m thinking I’m back.” ~John Wick (2014) / Vader (1998) ☠️�� <a href="https://t.co/HXecfWvLdE">pic.twitter.com/HXecfWvLdE</a></p>&mdash; Vintage Puroresu プロレス (@vintagepuro) <a href="https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1611185818227380225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Odd prediction: I think Dominik is going to be the runner-up.

In a “Which of Rey Mysterio’s children are the most capable at wrestling?” competition?

Nah, Royal Rumble. I think Rhea wins for the women and they play with that to have Dominik go to the end of the men’s. No one is going to boo the person who tosses out Dominik.

lol @ Muta after being beaten by Shinsuke Nakamura the other night:

"[Speaking English] He's good, Shinsuke. Good. But maybe he's queer. He's a f***** maybe. Bye bye, Shinsuke. Okay thank you, thank you! Bye bye!"

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Could listen to Conrad flip his shit all day. :lol:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="zxx" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/dHjGPMoLhG">pic.twitter.com/dHjGPMoLhG</a></p>&mdash; Rob Naylor (@NINaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/NINaylor/status/1611822253188026370?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It’s less awkward when it’s with Bruce because you can sense they’re actual friends and neither of them is taking it too seriously.

I cringed throughout this entire thing. Lol

Bischoff was right

Anytime I hear the name, for some reason, my mind springs to one part of a Hulk Hogan promo about "So, I rode my Harley out to Titan Towers (dude), and went up to the office of WWF President Jack Tunney (brother)..."

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">LOL 😂 <a href="https://t.co/LcUgKbm3Xl">pic.twitter.com/LcUgKbm3Xl</a></p>&mdash; 90s WWE (@90sWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1612236178920558593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 8, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:lol:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In terms of pure scariness, this might be the most underrated move from Scott Steiner’s arsenal. Props to <a href="https://twitter.com/Maxxcoates?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Maxxcoates</a> for taking it so well. <a href="https://t.co/Rrtd5XDirz">pic.twitter.com/Rrtd5XDirz</a></p>&mdash; WCW Deep Cuts (@DeepCutsWCW) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepCutsWCW/status/1612611918103019521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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"Bret Hart is that guy that has to have somebody to hate in order to have something to talk about, if he's got to have an interview he has to have somebody to pick on".

Hard to disagree, most of his interviews seem to be non stop bitchathons about other people.

Apparently there’s some interest from WWE in signing Hikuleo and Tama Tonga. Could see them being brought in to replace The Usos in The Bloodline.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/oldschool?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#oldschool</a> can give it and they can take it! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Tough?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Tough</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Old?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Old</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/man?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#man</a> !<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/stomp?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#stomp</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Kick?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Kick</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Punch?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Punch</a> it's all in the mind and making me feel fine ! <a href="https://t.co/TO1LN2Y0mE">pic.twitter.com/TO1LN2Y0mE</a></p>&mdash; Tony Atlas (@RealAtlas) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealAtlas/status/1611862580695371777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 7, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lolllllllllllll wow

never would have suspected him to be a fan of parappa the rapper

Wait, is he jerking off?

I don't think so.

But I def think she did that to his dick afterwards.

You're a non-stop bitchathon.

OOh that burns, or something.:wtf:

Today marks the 31st anniversary of cowardly Marty Janetty jumping through the barber shop window to try to escape Shawn Michaels’ wrath.

It’s weird how well I can remember watching it live.

I remember that as well and being so shocked.

I mean how could one man be such a coward?

Also I just talked to Kurt Angle.

He told me Marty Jannetty....still can't walk.

How come no one ever does a side Russian leg sweep anymore?

Rocky and Val Venis are spinning in their graves.

So is Kanyon but that may be him turning over to prepare for insertion.

Forget about that shit. BRING BACK THE HEART PUNCH!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A month before WrestleMania X. Vince McMahon had Lex Luger walk out with the WWF Championship. This never aired and the belief is that Vince was looking at the crowd reaction to see if he should have him win the belt.<br> <a href="https://t.co/8Bh6ytBSGh">pic.twitter.com/8Bh6ytBSGh</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling News (@WrestlingNewsCo) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingNewsCo/status/1613730630377799680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Wouldn’t the reaction be complete confusion?

Conrad Thompson’s podcasts is one of the best things in wrestling in my opinion. Absolutely loving his interviews with Bischoff. Speaking of Bischoff, my respect for him has gone up ten fold. Criticize him all you want, but the guy has a terrific mind for the Wrestling business. Unfortunately, these podcasts have also lessened my respect for both Ric Flair and Bret Hart.

Would you be willing to lick her feet?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ben-K achieves Spear PERFECTION off the Pop Up - Dragon Gate (03.03.2018)<a href="https://t.co/Apvbo8XBw0">pic.twitter.com/Apvbo8XBw0</a></p>&mdash; Dark Puroresu Flowsion (@PuroresuFlow) <a href="https://twitter.com/PuroresuFlow/status/1614046004663255040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Goldberg Jackhammer to The Giant. ☠️ <a href="https://t.co/ewIp1xyBzU">pic.twitter.com/ewIp1xyBzU</a></p>&mdash; Vintage Puroresu プロレス (@vintagepuro) <a href="https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1614221305276162050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is ���� crazy and I love it. <a href="https://t.co/2rIVyC9xpQ">https://t.co/2rIVyC9xpQ</a></p>&mdash; Seth “Freakin’” Rollins (@WWERollins) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/1614749282623422468?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 15, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="in" dir="ltr">Bam Bam Bigelow x Mantaur. (1995) ��☠️ <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IYKYK?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#IYKYK</a> <a href="https://t.co/ajnEnIOTQN">pic.twitter.com/ajnEnIOTQN</a></p>&mdash; Vintage Puroresu プロレス (@vintagepuro) <a href="https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1614790187753644032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 16, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm starting to wonder, should we have a seperate thread for wrestling twitter videos?

Nah